The Baddest Bitches

E: Eric (Secret Weapon)

G: Grayson (Tactical)

R: Romeo (Captain)

J: Jaxon (Spec Ops)

E: "These kinda things end good for the Villain League. They always do. Y'know, like one o' them dystopian societies ya' read in the books. Never learned to read though. This story is a hundred percent fact and is definitely happening somewhere in the world as we speak. No lie. I'm dragging on...anyway...gimme a sec…"

E: "WOULDYA' MIND KEEPING IT DOWN! I'M KINDA IN THE MIDDLE O' SOMETHIN'!"

E: "JEEZ...oh…I was just shouting at my...erm...colleague Gray.

Anyway, the Villain League is a...oh for fu-"

E: "STOP FUCKIN' SHAKIN' MY ARM, WHATDYA' NEED!" 

G: "I hate to interrupt ya' little video log thing, whatever it is, but if you're going to be on this mission ya' gotta help out mate."

E: "Alright alright, gimme a sec."

The camera turns to face a scene with bullets whizzing through the air, along with supernatural abilities being cast at each other. Two sides, hidden behind cars, trees, anything they could find, are going at it. Some are already dead but that was to be expected if you're from the League of Heroes.

E: "AS YA' CAN SEE I AM IN THE MIDDLE O' A FIGHT BUT WE'RE WINNIN' SO I TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY...HOLD ON-"

*POW*

E: "I TOOK THIS OPPORTUNITY TO START VLOGGIN' BUT THE BRITISH BOY WAS YELLIN' AT ME SO I HAD TO START BLASTIN'."

G: "I am not British I'm Australian mate, how many times-"

E: "SHUT IT AND GO DRINK SOME TEA."

G: "That sounds lovely, you got any."

*POW*CRACK*ARGH*

E: "SEE I KILLED A FEW, NOW CAN I GO BACK TO MY VLOG!"

G: "Piss off."

E: "Aight, technically this is my first upload since being a graduate and if you can't tell I'm really excited."

G: "You're face is expressionless ya' bastard."

E: "Someone's gonna get it-"

R: "MOVE IN!" 

The camera is shoved into the face of a middle aged man, clean shaven face and piercing eyes that communicate "I'm angry." The captain of the squad.

E: "And this handsome man, is Romeo, the captain of our squad, he lost his Juliet to these Hero fuckers and apparently we're here to avenge her."

R: "Get that out of my fuckin' face Eric. I said, MOVE IN!" 

E:"Jeez fine. Why ya' always gotta yell for."

G: "You were screamin' you're bloody head off at me just a second ago."

E: "That's different sweety, gunshots were goin' off."

As the squad ascends the stairs the camera is almost touching the butt of the fourth person in the squad.

*heheh*

J: "What are you laughing at asshole."

E: "Oh nothin', just that my camera is up ya' ass."

J: "Fuckin' dickface, I'm gonna pound you into the ground."

E: "OH JAXON PLEASE DO!" 

Flirtin' with these fuckers is real funny.

R: "You two in the back, shut the hell up, we are currently conducting an ambush."

E: "YES SIR." pfft

The camera swiveled to the door entering the roof. 

E: "They hav'ta be here Romy, my cam will catch everythin'."

R: "You're lucky I authorized that damn thing, just keep quiet." 

G: "Can't you keep you're mouth shut mate."

J: "Of course he can't, he's gay."

E: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!"

R: "BE QUIET! I am going to open this door and I do not want to further this descusion until we are back at the fuckin' safe house. 3...2...1..."