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-Naruto's POV-

"Itachi... Is your dad?..." Sasuke clutches his head in disbelief.

"Wait then the blonde child that was with Deidara, Hidan and Itachi was actually you?!" Kakashi asks.

I nod.

"Oh right! A scroll! They must've left me a scroll!" I say searching myself.

I pick up a scroll in my pocket.

"They really left a scroll?" Granny asks.

I nod.

I place the scroll on the table and open it up.

"OMG no way!! It's all my birthday presents!" I yell in happiness.

"Birthday presents?" They all ask.

"Yea! They threw me a birthday party! It was so fun and they got me presents!" I smile.

"What did they give you?" Granny asks.

"Well, Kuzu gave me a small safe with coins, Sori gave me a book and a puppet, Tsu gave me a never wilting flower, Same gave me a water gun that spits out water Jutsu, Uncle Carrot gave me A ring, Hii gave me a red Kunai, Tobi gave me a yellow spiral mask, Kon gave me Paper to control at my own free will, Deidei gave me clay bombs and Daddy gave me a Teddy bear I named 'Sunny'... Well he helped me name it sunny because he said that it reminded him of me." I blush.

I pick up the teddy bear and held it close to my chest.

"Seems like you treasure sunny the most." Sakura giggled.

"N-No it's just because he was my daddy at the time!" I say.

"Hm, daddy's little boy." Tsunade rolls her eyes.

"Well anyways, just one question..." Sakura says.

"Hm?" I ask.

"Well... I understand the other nicknames but who's Uncle carrot?" She asks.

I laugh.

"What?" Sasuke asks.

"Yea, we're all curious." Kakashi says.

I started telling them how I got to call him 'Uncle carrot'.

Flashback

"Naruto, we're going to meet leader again to check your seal. Ok? We need to make sure it's still there." Itachi says.

"OK!" I yell.

As we enter the room, I see Pein seated on his chair.

"Leader-sama. I've brought him." Itachi says respectfully.

"Good. Now, Naruto. Sit up here." He says tapping the table.

I look confused before running up and sitting on the table.

Pein lifts my shirt up and concentrates some chakra on my stomach.

"There seems to be no problem." Pein concludes.

"Problem?" I ask.

"Nothing. Don't worry about it. You can leave now." Pein says.

I hop off the desk as Itachi walks outside and waited for me to rush out.

"Buh bye Uncle Carrot!!" I yell and then slam the door close.

Itachi freezes at the nickname and the sound the door made when slammed shut.

I grin mischievously.

"You are going to be in so much trouble if he decides to hate you because of the nickname you gave him." Itachi told me as I climb up his leg and sits at his waist line, as he supports me, making sure I don't fall off.

I merely giggle.

Flashback end

"BWAHAHA!" I laugh clutching my stomach.

"I wonder how you aren't dead yet..." Sakura says.

3 weeks later.

I try to figure out my memories and I think I've got them all now...

I head to Granny Tsunade.

"Granny!" I yell happily.

"DONT CALL ME THAT GAKI!" Something gets hurled my way.

I dodged in time though.

Three knocks were heard on the door.

"Come in!" Granny says loudly.

The door opens and we get a message that Kankuro got poisoned.

(Btw, this isn't in the correct order of the anime or manga but it's a fanfiction, so anything goes.)

We rush to see Kankuro and when we got there... Kankuro was yelling bloody murder and breathing heavily.

"We don't have an antidote... I'm afraid on what's going to happen to him." Temari says.

"We'll have to create an antidote from scratch..." Sakura says.

I step closer to Kankuro.

"Naruto! What are you doing?" Sakura asks.

"This poison smell..." I say looking at Kankuro and sniffing a bit.

"What?" Sakura asks.

"Sori?... It's sori's poison! I remember because it always smelt like this in his room!" I yell.

"Do you know an antidote?" Sakura asks.

"No, he never makes antidotes for his poisons." I shake my head.

Sakura starts working on the antidote and I haven't seen Gaara yet.

Where is he?

"Temari. Where's Gaara?" I ask.

Her face saddens.

"We don't know... He's been missing for 3 days... I've kept everything running smoothly as Kankuro went to find him..." Temari whispers. (Help meh! I'm making stuff up now! ;-;)

"What?!" I yell.

I rush out.

Time skip to the huge ass boulder.

"SHAAANAARO!!" Sakura yells as she punches the rock to smithers.

"Oh? We got found." I hear a really familiar voice inside.

I see Deidei sitting on what seems like Gaara and Sori, in Hiruko standing next to him.

They both look at me and stare.

"Ne... Danna... He... Looks..." Deidei starts pointing to me.

He remembers me?.....

I thought for sure that they would've erased there own memories of me.

Guess I was wrong.

"Naruto! It's no time to get emotional!" I hear Sakura yell.

"Naruto?" Deidei asks.

I flinch and I can already feel tears in my eyes.

"Pipsqueak?" Deidei asks again.

I drop to the ground and I can feel myself trembling.

"Pipsqueak?! What's wrong?" Deidei asks with a worried expression then he freezes, realising that he wasn't suppose to sound worried...

Sakura, Granny Chiyo, Sasuke and Kakashi stare at Deidei in shock.

"Deidei... Sori..." I say trying to get up and walk towards them.

"Stay away puppet. I don't want to kill you." Sori says.

"B-But... I thought that Y-You love me..." I say.

Do you know how much it hurts when someone close to you said they were going to to kill you?

Deidei and Sori don't say anything.

"D-Deidei, Sori... Remember? I promised I wouldn't kill you and that I loved everyone... You said that you loved me too..." I say, walking closer to them.

"Naruto..." I hear Sakura mumble.

Sori and Deidei don't move as I clutch both there cloaks.

"Please... Don't do this..." I plead.

"Pipsqueak.../ Puppet..." They both say at the same time.

"This isn't right... This isn't world peace..." I beg.

Sori sighs.

"Naruto... What are you doing?" Kakashi asks.

I ignore them and think quickly.

I henged down to my 4 year old self.

"Sori! Deidei!" I yell tugging there cloaks.

They visibly freeze and look down.

Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi and Granny Chiyo looks shocked at what I was doing but just let me.

Deidei hesitantly picks me up.

"Naruto!" My team yells, thinking Deidei was going to hurt me.

I smile at him.

"Deidei, I love you sooooooooo much! Do you love me too?" I ask innocently.

"...Yea... Whatever pipsqueak." Deidei says ruffling my hair.

"So it's true... The boy really has Akatsuki wrapped around his finger." Granny Chiyo sighs.

I smile widely before he handed me to Sori.

"Sori too?" I ask.

"Yea..." He says and turns around.

I jump out of his grasp just as he jumps out of his puppet.

"Sori!" I giggle happily as he picks me up.

"That's not possible.... Sasori should be well over his 20's..." Granny Chiyo says.

"Sori is a puppet!" I say tapping his cheek.

"Even if I am a puppet, that's still annoying." He says pulling my hand away from his cheek.

"Hey Sori! Deidei! Where's Uncle Carrot?" I ask.

"You'll meet him soon... But for now... What should we do?" Deidei asks.

"Hm?" I ask in confusion.

"Well we decided to stop this world peace thing. So we don't know what to do anymore... We are S-rank criminals." Sori explains.

"Oh oh oh!! Join Konoha with me!!" I yell and tug on there cloaks again.

"Puppet. We would love to but we aren't sure how your Hokage would like that." Sori says.

"I'll convince her! Please don't leave me!" I beg and bury my face in the crook of his neck.

"What about your team mates, Pipsqueak? They must want to kill us..." Deidei says.

"If Naruto trusts you then I will too." Sakura says, as everyone else agrees.

Deidei and Sori give me a warm smile and I return it with a grin.

(After this, Granny Chiyo gives her life to save Gaara, Yay! Back to Konoha!)

Talk no jutsu is a strong and over- powered technique. Don't try this at home kids.