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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · Fantasy
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AZI Volume 6 Chapter 3

"Ancestor, a level six is nothing compared to a level five. That Immortal is… Ai…"

Not sure how he should go about explaining the strength of a Nascent Soul realm practitioner, Chen Lan sighs. 

Even in the inner domain, the hall master is probably the only person capable of defeating a Nascent Soul realm practitioner in a head-on battle. 

Answering the question for Chen Lan, Long Hua says—

"Like a deity, right?"

"…Yes."

In fact, a deity is exactly what the hall master of the inner domain is commonly referred to as. 

"Hmm."

Puffing a smoke, Long Hua remarks—

"Within this world, there are many things to be fearful of. To me, an Immortal, a monster, a deity, none of them are all that frightening. It's the heart of sentient lifeforms that I'm fearful of because you never know when they might think to do something stupid."

"Hm?"

Finishing the cigar, Long Hua tosses it aside, as he stands up, and says—

"Regardless of who had died today, you're still alive, aren't you? Go burn those who died an incense stick or some paper money—make yourself useful to the dead, instead of sitting on your depressed ass."

Despite knowing how crude Long Hua can be, Chen Lan still feels the need to say—

"Ancestor really is crude…"

As Long Hua shrugs his shoulders, Shao Tianming approaches, and asks—

"Surnamed Long, what happened to the Spirit Extracts?"

(Finally…)

Much like Chen Lan, Shao Tianming's attire, which consists of a white jacket with a ripped pair of jeans is also covered in hints of dirt. 

And towards Shao Tianming's question, Long Hua answers—

"The Lan Si Restaurant welcomes the Ashen River Hall and the various tycoon's patronage. Does that answer your question?"

"…"

As members of various factions walk over—only to hear this answer, a few individuals' faces darken immediately. 

"Surnamed Long, what's the meaning of this?"

Stepping out of the crowd with a frown on his face was Duanmu Chen, to which, Long Hua thought—

(Oh, he lived?)

Beside Duanmu Chen is Dan Hong, who is also putting on a dark face. 

Towards the glares that he is receiving, Long Hua merely smiles, and answers—

"What? Displeased by me being so helpful as to take the Spirit Extracts before they can get crushed by the rubble? Judging by the look on your faces… You want to use the idea of witness bearers having the rights to partake in the spoils as well?"

"…"

"…"

Being directed at with these words, not a single person had a good reply to say back. 

"Sir Long-"

Just as Dan Hong is about to speak, Long Hua raises a finger in the former's direction—silencing him. 

"My restaurant is an auction house. So long as you have the money to bid, you can buy whatever it is that is on the catalog. As for those who do not have enough money…"

(Says the one who had to resort to stealing.)

Ignoring the Tai Xuan Emperor's remark, Long Hua continues to say—

"We also accept rare metals and minerals, or artifacts, if you have them."

"Surnamed Long, keep in mind that you're alone right now."

"A mere restaurant can't possibly afford to offend so many Guilds all at once."

In response to the taunting look on Long Hua's face, a few individuals stepped forward, and towards them, the former's expression turns dispassionate, as he says—

"Harsh words like this—I've heard enough of them to the point that my ears would rot off, and…"

*Grrrooo!* Long Hua summons out the White Serpent King to have it lunge its scythe-like limbs in the hostile weapon spirits' directions—just an inch away from impaling their throats. 

"I don't mind issuing a ban on those who wish to steal from me right now. Naturally, this ban will also affect the organization behind you."

"Who gives-!"

"Don't care about the ban? Currently, I do not have those extracts on me. But if you continue to insist on attacking me, then…"

Allowing his killing intent to overflow, Long Hua maintains a dispassionate smile on his face.

Subjected to this killing intent, several individuals took a step back, while also having sweat forming on their foreheads. 

Towards the signs of fear that are present throughout these individuals' faces, Long Hua says—

"You're free to try it. Just don't cry about losing your limbs or head afterwards."

"…Tch."

"…Hmph."

Begrudgingly forced to comply with Long Hua's demands, those that were still able to maintain their composure clicked their tongues or snorted with anger. 

"We good then? As for the details of when the auction will take place… Well, just wait for the official announcements." 

"…"

Being given an unwanted front row seat to Long Hua's performance, Chen Lan has completely forgotten about his own depression, as he twitches his lips.

"…"

Turning around, Long Hua takes three steps forward, only to pause, and say—

"Ah, I almost forgot. I don't like playing games in the dark corner. However, that doesn't mean that I can't. As a person, I merely enjoy using brute force to deal with all my issues, hence-"

Having the White Serpent King transform into a colossal sword—

*Boom!!!* Long Hua gives it a light swing—sending out a shockwave, which manages to knock most of the nearby individuals off their feet. 

"…!"

"…Uh!"

This shockwave is especially evident for Shao Tianming and Chen Lan, who were the closest to Long Hua during its occurrence. 

"…"

Dismissing the weapon, Long Hua casually steps over the bodies of those beneath his feet without finishing his sentence. 

As someone who wishes to leave this world or die trying, Long Hua doesn't see the need to leave any of these people with a good impression. 

And if they dare to play games in the dark corner against him, he doesn't mind teaching these weapon spirits how the real world—outside of the Leng Bing Realm works. 

There, being logical or reasonable has no meaning—for it is a world ruled over by those with the greater fists.

"…"

Upon distancing himself from the masses, Long Hua takes out the jade slip, which details the location of all New Moon Village's entrances. 

"Hm, not too far."

...…

Within the dreamscape—

"…"

Having observed Long Hua throughout that entire exchange, the Tai Xuan Emperor frowns, while thinking—

(What a drastic change…)