Axe Wars

" Don't avoid the cliches - they are cliches because they work! " - George Lucas.

Part 1

A long time ago in a galaxy very much like our own.

The Shell-Star, which was the spaceship child of the Millennium Falcon and the Ark of Ziusudra.

There are three individuals within this spaceship;

Tirigan and Tiresias, these two have been married for three years.

And then there is their best friend, a man by the name of Hans Sloane.

Onboard the spaceship also lives a Core-Eater. Which is a mechanical Tyrannosaurus rex by the name of Bozo.

" Honey, what are you doing? " said Tiresias.

" I am training, " said Tirigan, as a floating mechanical ball was shooting light beams at him.

Tirigan was wielding a Bright-Blade, or BB for short.

The BB is a Sumerian Cylinder Seal, which emits a beam of light.

Tirigan now cut the ball in half. He swept away some sweat on his forehead, he then walked over and helped his wife.

" Careful sweetie, " he said.

" Honey. I may be blind, but I can take care of myself, " said Tiresias.

Tiresias was Indeed blind. But, she was also very gifted in the art of clairvoyance.

" He is here, " said Hans.

Another ship now connected with the Shell-Star, and in walked Khaled, a dear friend of the group.

" Greetings everyone. I have brought some pomegranate wine "

Khaled now noticed some money on the floor.

" How lucky " he said, as he picked it up.

" That was not luck, " said Tirigan, as he greeted his friend.

" I may wield the Khvarenah. But, it is you who is lucky my friend. You wield the Force, " said Khaled.

" I do not wield the Force. I wield Coulomb's Force, " said Tirigan, proudly.

Tiresias now walked over to greet Khaled.

" Oh, fair and beautiful maiden. Please, you honor me with your presence and greetings " said Khaled, while sounding a lot like a Prince Charming.

" Keep the flattery to a minimum " said Tirigan through his gritted teeths.

" Don't mind him " said Tiresias with a smile; " We are the lucky ones to have you as a guest "

" Oh. You are like a goddess given human form. I am unworthy, " said Khaled, as he bowed.

Tirigan pushed Khaled with his shoulder.

" Ops, " said Tirigan with a smile.

As Tiresias pulled Tirigan away by the ear. Bozo walked over to greet Khaled.

The giant mechanical Tyrannosaurus rex now started to lick Khaled.

" It is also good to see you, " said Khaled, as he patted Bozo.

Everyone now walked to the dining room, where Khaled greeted Hans.

" So. How are the I-dej these days? " said Khaled.

" The 99 Order has been quiet as of late " said Tirigan, as he was a I-dej himself.

" What news is there about the Anunnaki? " said Hans.

" Not much… things have been rather quiet, since there are no people left to say anything… " said Khaled with a heavy heart.

The Anunnaki are a group who originated from the planet Nibiru. This race of gods are all hellbent on intergalactic conquest. Many groups have tried to fight against the Anunnaki. But, many have failed. The 99 Order is one of the last groups to put up a good fight.

Tirigan now noticed the shaking hand of Tiresias.

" My love. What do you see? "

" Death "

A silent chill fell down on everyone.

" Where? " said Tirigan.

" On Kepler-186f. It is a massacre... " uttered Tiresias with a shaking voice.

Tirigan gave Hans a look.

" I am on it, " said the captain of Shell-Star.

The course was set, and Shell-Star was just about to make a hyperborean jump, as Khaled said;

" The Khvarenah must be pulling a prank on me… " said Khaled, as he was not a fighter.

Bozo now let out a howl of joy, as the jump was made.

Part 2

As Shell-Star exited hyperborea. The group onboard, except for Tiresias, now saw hundreds, no, thousands of Anunnaki spaceships above the planet.

" That is my cue, " said Tirigan, as he put on his spacesuit.

" Honey… please be careful " said Tiresias.

" I will " said Tirigan, as he placed Tiresias' hand on his chest. Tiresias could feel the calm heart of her love.

Husband and wife now shared a kiss.

Tirigan now ran over to his spaceship.

" Hans " said Khaled.

" Yes? "

" Does Tirigan still do the thing where he rides his spaceship like a surfboard? "

Tirigan now flew past the view of the group, as he was space surfing with his spaceship.

" Does that answer your question? "

Khaled smiled.

As Tirigan flew towards the enemy spaceships, he said;

" This is where the fun begins "

The light beam of Tirigan's BB now came forth.

And the crazy I-dej now started to damage the many enemy spaceships.

After many cuts and many spaceships destroyed.

Tirigan and his friends made their way to the planet.

Where the people were putting up one hell of a fight against the many Calm-Troopers; the minions of the Anunnaki.

The name Calm-Troopers may sound familiar. But, there is one vast difference. The Calm-Troopers can actually hit their target. Which is why the people of Kepler-186f were being pushed back.

Tirigan cash landed on the planet, in the middle of all the action.

Bozo jumped from the Shell-Star and joined his master.

Thanks to the efforts of Tirigan and Bozo. The Calm-Troopers were being pushed back.

The minions of the Anunnaki were now all killed, as Hans used the guns of the Shell-Star.

Hans Sloane had a satisfied look on his face.

" It is not over, " said Tiresias.

Two elite men of the Anunnaki now landed on the planet, each with the force of a meteor strike.

They were Lahmu and Lahamu. And each wielded their versions of a Bright-Blade.

Hans was providing time with the guns, till Tirigan and Bozo could get back on their feet.

Lahamu tried to crush the Shell-Star by using their version of the force; the Abyssal Abzû.

But as luck would have it. Shell-Star was able to get out of their reach. And both Tirigan and Bozo were back on their feet.

The bright blue and green light of Tirigan's BB glowed brightly, as Tirigan was glaring at both men.

Both Lahamu and Lahmu smiled at his rage.

Bozo now let out a howl, as the battle began.

" What is happening? '' said Tiresias, as she sounded a bit worried.

" Well. Your husband and your pet are holding their own against the two elites " said Khaled.

" Wow, " he continued.

" What? " said Tiresias, as she could hear the amazement in Khaled's voice.

" I did not know that Tirigan was that skilled, or that Bozo could hold his own against an elite… " said Khaled, as he sounded even more amazed.

Hans just smiled, as he saw no reason to get into position with his guns.

The epic battle was over, as Lahmu and Lahamu were both lying dead on the ground.

Tirigan had a few wounds, but he would survive.

Bozo now licked his master.

" Great… I am wounded and slimy " said Tirigan, as he petted his companion.

Shell-Star now landed on the ground, as Tiresias ran into the arms of her husband. It was almost like she knew where he was.

" Honey? " said Tiresias.

" Yes dear? "

" Did Bozo lick you? "

" Yes dear, " said Tirigan with a smile.

" What now? " said Hans.

Tirigan looked at all the death and pain on the ground, he then said;

" We shall put an end to this. Take us to Nibiru "

Part 3

Nibiru, the home of the Anunnaki and the most technologically advanced planet in the entire galaxy.

" What is the plan? " said Hans.

" You guys stay here. I will kill Marduk, " said Tirigan.

Tirigan now felt the shaking hand of Tiresias on his back.

" Have you seen my death? " said Tirigan.

Tiresias was quiet.

Tirigan turned around. He now held Tiresias in his embrace.

" You know. I have never been able to see the world… but, I have always been able to hold the whole world in my hands " said Tiresias.

Tirigan now watched as Tiresias placed both her hands on his face.

" You are my world and my love... so please… come back to me " said Tiresias, as she was crying.

Not even Hans, Khaled or Bozo could hold back their tears.

Tirigan gave his wife a kiss filled with love and passion. He then said;

" I promise that I shall return "

Tirigan was now standing on Nibiru. And before him stood Marduk.

The god was wielding his Bright-Axe, which had the name; Alloy.

" Ah, an I-dej " said Marduk with a grinning smile; " I was under the impression that I had killed most of your order? "

With a smile, Tirigan said;

" We are the 99. You will never be able to kill us all "

Marduk now scratched his own beard.

" Well. Then you will just have to die, " said Marduk, as his weapon lit up.

Tirigan also readied his weapon. And their weapons now met as they clashed.

Only Nibiru was able to withstand the grand battle between Tirigan and Marduk.

Marduk now utilized the Abyssal Abzû Force, as he forced Tirigan up to the sky.

Tirigan's body was now being covered in ground from Nibiru.

Marduk was creating a "planet" and he was using Tirigan as its core.

The small planet now exploded with Tirigan in the centre.

A triumphant smile could be seen on Marduk's face. But, what Marduk did not see was Tirigan flying straight towards him on a small piece of rock.

Tirigan landed on Marduk.

" Your pitiful Force is not enough to stop me! " proclaimed the god, as he tried to punch Tirigan off.

Tirigan grabbed Marduk's hand, and with his own free hand, he made into an open palm.

" I don't use the Force. I use Coulomb's Force! " proclaimed Tirigan, as he slammed his palm straight into Marduk's chest.

A huge sound could be heard, as there was now a massive imprint of a palm on the ground, underneath Marduk.

There was also a palm imprint on Marduk's chest.

Marduk raised his hand to Tirigan's face. And with his last strength, the god uttered;

" I am your brother… "

Tirigan quickly arose on his feet.

All was quiet, till Tirigan yelled;

" Yes! "