chapter 1

 Which one should I buy on one hand macadamia chocolates are awesome on the other hand I really do enjoy caramel why is the chocolate in this fancy chocolate shop so expensive if it wasn't I could buy both and I would not be in such a dilemma. Message Bitch message Bitch you got a fucking message I pull my phone out of my pocket to check the message my eyes go wide my brain momentarily loses the ability to think from the utter surprise, shock and disbelief. The message is from the Australian Lotto I just won the 20 million dollar Powerball I calm down and check that it's not a scam, after confirming it is indeed from the Lotto I cannot control my excitement "aha I won I won I" continue to say a loud why doing it dance that could only be devised by a mad man I calm down enough to realize that everyone in the chocolate stores now looking at me very weirdly. However before I can make a hasty and strategic withdraw I realize everything is suddenly in slow motion and I can't move no my brain has slowed everything down my body is unable to move that fast, everything I am seeing all of this is happening within a fraction of a second in other words there's not enough time for me to move out of the way of the truck. That's bursting through the wall on the opposite side of the chocolate store that seems to be coming right at me wait isn't this chocolate shop on the second floor, no wait it's on the third floor how the fuck did the truck even get up here. Does that truck have a face on it I hear a deep voice as if coming from the depths of the Abyss "Truck-kun bitch" before everything faded to Black.

As my soul floated the infinite nothingness I continue to sing "floating floating floating floating floating" suddenly I feel a pull on my soul it's violently launched into completely different dimension or a parallel universe I wonder if it's one of the good universes like the fairy tale Universe, hell even the one piece universe or the DragonBall universe, or one of the cool universes with earth in it. NOT the lame Earth universes, this better not be the fucking my hero academia universe, that is literally the worst place to be reincarnated if you don't get a Quirk.

As I regain my consciousness I look around realising that i am in a modern hospital, there seems to be medical equipment that looks pretty standard to me but it has a bunch of runes on it. If you took a modern day hospital and medical equipment and add a bunch of fancy ass runes on it that's what this hospital room would look like.

The doctor seems to be giving me a weird look he picks me up and starts slapping my ass, I try to tell him to fuck off but it just comes out as a baby crying. The doctor looking at himself satisfied as if he had accomplished something, continues to check me over with a bunch of whatever those medical instruments are called, probably got some fancy ass name no one can pronounce. After he's done with the checks he hands me over to the nurse who proceeds to throw me in some kind of sink and wash me, once she has done washing and drying me she raps me up in a blanket and hands me to who, I could only assume is my mother. I notice my Mother is an elf, before I can analyse and understand what kind of universe and what world. My stupid baby body makes me fall asleep.