Trollies

----So last chapter was a bit much, like I said I was ruminating on it. I was in debate on whether it was needed or whatever. In the end I think it can be just seen as a unique Easter egg to the show. (as the town Feng Tai was in was the zuko alone town.) Other then that, meh take it as you will.----

"These people are gross."

I looked at Mai and Azula who avoided touching anything. "Well we could've gone through the central station, but as you can imagine that place is closed. You know for obvious reasons."

"Har Har, Don't we need like a pass or something?"

I nodded, "That's why we are over here and not over there."

I wasn't gonna go through the serpents pass, that just felt stupid. Sure I could easily travel it, but the girls couldn't. Which meant I would do all the work on that, combined with the fact i wanted to ride the scufted trolley into Ba sing se. I had simple enjoyments and watching the earth pass by as the city comes into view. Oh! what a beauty would that be!

"So why are we waiting here by the way?"

Turning to Ty Lee, I pulled out the five passes I got from Lao Beifong. "Now where is Lime?"

She shrugged and I motioned as a 7ft giant in a trench coat walked up. "Now we are done waiting."

"What if someone talks to him."

"Lime is intelligent enough for uh..."

"Meh! Lima!"

"About that intelligent."

"Your pet can speak!" "Oh my god." "That's so cool!"

I looked at the girls varying reactions, "I mean yeah sort of, Lime has an understanding of speech, but conversation is basically impossible. Not to mention I think his intelliegence is a side effect of..."

"Of?"

Thinking about it for a second, "A side effect of a water bending healing technique that may or may not grant enteral life."

Azula stared at me then at Lime and then back to me. "You used that on him."

I nodded, "I can use it on you if you only refer to me a-"

"No."

Truthfully I've used it on all them. Though I did it once as each time I used it on Lime it got weaker and I don't know bring them back from any injury seemed like it was important. I mean i used it on myself once and it was pretty effective. Hell its the time I used it to save myself from Lime's mother. Wait was that fucked up...

I shrugged, "before you two ask, no."

"I figured, you likely have some reason. As terrible as it likely is."

"Hmm, Likely indeed Mai. NOW LET'S GO!"

----` means unnamed character btw, doesn't matter much, but meh first time I think its required.----

`"Quiet down over there!"

Some guard yelled at me, Azula giggled and began walking away after taking the passes from me. She stepped up to the counter where the lady would stamp our stuff and yell for the next person. "5 people."

The lady looked us over, "And where are you from state yo- THIS IS A BEIFONG FAMILY LEDGER!"

Azula waved leaning back on the counter, "Yeah, Yeah. Look we are trying to be a little secretive about this alright? So how about you hurry up."

"Of course! Of course, you are?"

"I'm Aluza, this is my employees and two guards." Azula motioned to us. She could clearly see the look of absolute disappointment on her fake name. Honestly I thought she would've used something good or serious. She just smiled dumbly though, it didn't match her face and I was pretty sure she would laugh about this 'joke' later.

"Last thing what is your business in Ba Sing Se?"

Azula sighed giving a good display of relaxed annoyance like a cubicle worker. "Some new ideas for railways, transportation, mail delivery. The Beifong family wants to test these new ideas in a big city like Ba Sing Se so we need permission and all that."

The counter lady nodded, "Oh that sounds wonderful. I hope you have a great stay!"

She stamped each of our things and Azula moved smoothly away. Mai beat me to the question as we got onto the trolley. "*Aluza really? Could've just gone with Lee or something.*"

"Ha! I could've but it wouldn't have been funny. Come on, Orin it was funny right?"

I shook my head, While Ty lee nodded, "I thought it was funny."

A man holding a Melon waved. "I think it was funny too."

We all looked at the man sitting at the back of the trolley. He took a bite of his Melon and shrugged. I wanted to say something about him eating the outer layer, but he just continued to eat it. Lime sneezed causing snot to cover the man and his melon.

"Oh my melon..."

"Disgusting, he has problems."

I shrugged at Mai, "Lime has a sensitive nose."

"If he had a sensitive nose should he be better at smelling?"

"Shut up Ty Lee." Truthfully Lime liekly just wanted the man to drop his Melon so he could eat it. Sadly for the Bull-Sloth the man threw the melon out the window.

"Hey your friend there has a lot of beard hair and what are tho-"

"Pigtails, he's from the north and shh, we do not know you."

The man looked down, "Oh... Well my name is Su Sai. People call me the trolley man."

I swear to god I was gonna break this man's ankles. I had a small debate on whether he might, might be a Dai Lee undercover agent. Though I decided he was a weirdo when he began wiping away the snot that was still stuck to him.

I sighed, turning to the girls who just gave me a sign of don't include us.