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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · Eastern
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334 Chs

0237 -The Taste of Flower.

Eventually, Lu Sheng's energy ran out, and his strikes slowed. He let the cane rest at his side, glaring at the two miserable guards curled on the ground in pain.

[Are you done?]

Lu Sheng clenched his fists. "Don't start with me right now!"

[Or what? You'll beat me too?]

"Shut up! Don't get cheeky with me!"

[What did I do?]

"Everything! Everything is my problem, isn't it?"

[Well, technically, yes.]

"Don't! Just don't!"

The guards exchanged nervous glances, unsure who Lu Sheng was talking to. Their bodies hurt, aching with pain, but they didn't dare move. They silently hoped Lu Sheng wouldn't start hitting them again.

Still, they tried to comfort themselves with a comforting thought: 'This pain would be nothing compared to the Infernal Hellfire.'

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Abel floated in darkness, a void of nothingness, until something pierced, something burned through the darkness—light, breath, and then—