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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · Eastern
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334 Chs

0162 - Flames of the Heart

"It's been a while," Lu Zheng said, pouring tea for both of them. "I trust you've been well?"

The woman's eyes flashed dangerously. "Well enough to come here and settle our unfinished business."

Lu Zheng sipped his tea, unperturbed by her hostility. "And what business might that be? Last I checked, we parted ways long ago."

"Parted ways?" she hissed, her fingers tightening around her cup. "Is that what you call abandoning everything we built together?"

"We had different paths," Lu Zheng replied evenly. "Different dreams." A melancholy tone escaped with a sigh. He paused, studying her for a moment. "Are you still... practicing that method?"

Her eyes narrowed, but she didn't respond directly. The glow of her skin and the vitality in her movements were the answer enough.

"I see," Lu Zheng said softly, disgust creeping into his voice. "So you found a way."

"Unlike you," she spat, "I'm not a coward. I do what needs to be done."