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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate CHEATING too," says Lu Sheng, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · Eastern
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338 Chs
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#OVERPOWERED
#CULTIVATION
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
#KINGDOMBUILDING
#XIANXIA

0147 - Bloodline Bug Patch.

Lu Sheng nodded in understanding. "Do you have your Bloodline Invocation method with you right now?"

"I have it memorized. Let me share it with you." She touched Lu Sheng's forehead, and a method appeared in his mind. He closed his eyes again, returning to his act of an expert.

"So, what is going on with her bloodline?" he asked the System.

[Her bloodline feels like it's under stress,] the System replied.

"Felt like? BRO! You are a system, talk like one."

[Fine, fine. Her blood cells, compared to yours, are very aggressive. Their biological functions are processing too fast, causing them to tire and die out quickly due to the lack of restraint.]

"Sorry, still feeling confused."

[Her blood is working too hard and breaking apart quickly, putting more stress on her blood production. The Eternal Life Core Elixir helps maintain cell integrity by offloading the stress from blood production.]