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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate CHEATING too," says Lu Sheng, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · Eastern
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338 Chs
#SYSTEM
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#XIANXIA

0110 - Hell Warden? Who, Me?

[I don't know...the cane was part of the Shinigami Soul Reaper Method. It does not say anything about what would happen if you lose it or can you make more than one or not.] 

The System's informed its lack of knowledge only fueled Lu Sheng's rising panic and anger.

"WTF! Then why are you telling all of this now?" He yelled at the empty air, his eyes wide and accusing.

[This topic didn't come earlier for me to notice too.] 

The System's simple words made Lu Sheng explode.

"FUCK YOU!!" Lu Sheng raged, his face flushed with a mixture of disbelief and disappointment. "YOU! YOU! You are a SYSTEM! How can you say something like that??" 

[Host, I have said multiple times, I am not an omnipotent system.] 

The System remained infuriatingly calm in the face of Lu Sheng's outburst, prompting Lu Sheng to grit his teeth in helpless aggravation.