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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · Eastern
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334 Chs

0093 - Yin Yang Maybe?

[Wake up, Host. Wake up.]

"Huh? What happened?" Lu Sheng resisted waking up but still opened his eyes, his voice groggy with sleep.

[It's done. Look.]

Lu Sheng lazily looked around, his eyes still heavy with drowsiness, and found nothing out of place but then he saw the Void Anchor faintly humming at the center of the room.

"Oh! WHOA!" Lu Shen was surprised, his eyes widening in astonishment. "Not a single spot?"

[Yes, every drop of that sludge was useful and has been converted into Spirit Beads.]

"How many?" he asked urgently as he couldn't wait to spend all of it.

[Check it yourself.]

He quickly checked, eager to find out, because earlier the System had given an estimation of around 3000, so if the System was asking to check again, then there was a chance of more.

"HOLY!...mother of my fried rice!" Lu Sheng exclaimed in utter disbelief and shock.

[What?]