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Assassination Classroom: 2.0

BakuNoNii · Anime & Comics
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Prank Time

"I'm bored, can't we go get some burgers or something?" Taino complained as he and his friends swung through the trees of the mountain.

"How could you get bored of this?" Emiyu said as she grabbed into a branch and swung herself onto the next, sort of like a monkey.

"He's just being a bitch baby," Miranai teased. "Just like always."

"Hey, shut up!"

"What do you think, Hidoi?" Kiirono asked as he sat on a branch. "Should we go get some burgers? What about some tacos?"

"I don't care." Hidoi answered bluntly. "Go get food, stay here, doesn't matter. There's always too many choices, which is not needed."

"Aw, c'mon, you're such killjoy." Emiyu huffed. "At least choose something."

"Fine, if I had to choose, I would stay here. It's quiet and nobody's here."

The group made it to the top of the mountain after swinging and jumping through the trees. Nobody was there, just like I said. Emiyu and Kiirono looked around, examining the little school.

"Damn, it's small." Miranai looked at the wooden school. "There's no way this is it. Kunugigaoka is super well off, isn't it? How could they own something like this?"

Miranai's family is pretty wealthy, the complete opposite of Kiirono, who was dirt poor. Sometimes, Miranai would come off as a show off if something didn't suit his specific taste.

"Let's take a look inside," Emiyu pointed at an open window. "We can sneak in and out."

"Why is the window open?" Hidoi asked as he held the chain of his necklace and mumbled. "I thought no one was here…"

"Maybe somone forgot," Miranai shrugged.

Miranai, Taino and Emiyu looked around the school as Kiirono walked beside Hidoi. He watched as his quiet friend fiddled with his fingers rapidly.

"They still don't have your medication?" Kiirono asked.

"My mother said they delivered it to my house already." Hidoi said with a low voice. "Ill take it when I get home."

"I didn't mean your ADHD medication. I meant for your seizures."

"…The hospital said they won't have any for another three days."

"Three days?" Miranai focused on Hidoi after hearing such a thing. "Three days? That's a long time. So much could happen until then. You could potentially die if you have a longer seizure."

Hidoi rolled his eyes to that ridiculous possibility. Although, it was possible that he could die. "You're over exaggerating. Three days isn't forever. I'll be fine. My actual problem is the fact that somebody was talking about my personal business."

"I couldn't just let it pass-"

"You son of a bitch, Itona!" Teraseka's voice came from inside the wooden school.

Emiyu and Miranai flinched from hearing the sudden loud voice. The five ducked under the open window and listened for anyone else.

"Stupid kid had to walk all over the desk." Yoshida complained as he scrubbed the desk with a sponge.

"My face still hurts from yesterday." Muramatsu whined.

"You're fine. Clean and be done." Kirara rolled her eyes.

Emiyu peeked into the classroom full of desks. She saw Teraseka and his friends complaining about cleaning the mess Hidoi had made. She snickered and looked at her fellow troublemakers.

"Hey, guys," Emiyu smiled sinisterly. "Wanna cause some trouble?"

"Hell yeah," Taino and Miranai smiled.

"Why? It sounds like they're having to clean a second time." Kiirono stated. "Let's just go hang in the forest."

"Look at you, a goody two-shoes." Hidoi took his bag off and and pulled out some ropes. "C'mon, we all know you're the best prankster here anyway."

Kiirono sighed. He knew it was true, but he just didn't want to deal with consequences right at that moment.

"Fine, just a few." Kiirono finally agreed.

Emiyu and Hidoi looked around and found another window open. It led to the teacher's lounge. It was pretty empty…except for the porn magazines in a single drawer.

Who the hell reads this shit? Emiyu and Hidoi shared the same thought as they slowly closed the drawer.

Emiyu looked out in ghe hallway, nobody was there. She and Hidoi took one end of the rope each and looked for the classroom.

"Kiiro better have something good planned." Emiyu whispered and called Kiirono by his nickname.

"You still call him that?" Hidoi teased as they inally found the classroom.

"Hush up, Hidoi."

They looked inside to see that the cleaning crew was still inside. Emiyu and Hidoi sat on each side of the door and held the rope, which planning to trip whoever walks through the door.

"We better be treated nicely after this," Yoshida said and huffed.

"You're just upset you were dragged into this as well." Itona said with a blank face. "Also, go refill my bucket."

"Idiot, don't demand me to do things!" Yoshida grabbed Itona bucket and rolled his eyes.

Yoshida stepped toward the doorway, unaware of the sudden prank that would be cast upon him. As he walked, Emiyu and Hidoi pulled the rope tight, lifting it off the ground and accomplishing their ultimate goal. Yoshida's ankle got caught on the rope, and ended up with him falling over, just the pranksters had planned.

"Agh!" Yoshida yelped and hit the floor hard. "Who the hell-" He looked around and saw the two beside him. It took a few moments for him to process that moment. "You! You dirtied up the desks yesterday! And I don't even know who the hell you are!"

"Oh, chill," Emiyu smirked, then pointed over somewhere while pulling out a flashlight. "Oh my god, wha the hell is that?!"

Yoshida looked over at Hidoi, who Emiyu was pointing at. Hidoi had an offended look on his face, eyeballing Emiyu with disgust.

"I don't see shit-" Yoshida looked back at Emiyu, only to have a bright light suddenly flash in his eyes. "Ah, god dammit! You stupid kids!"

"What the hell is happening with you?" Kirara asked. "I know you're delusional but Jesus."

"Hey, it's that dumb kid again!" Teraseka pointed at Hidoi. Hidoi stuck his tongue out in response. "Get over here you!"

Teraseka started stomping over toward Emiyu and Hidoi with frustration and anger. The two teens bolted, three angry men chasing them through the hallways.

"You kicked me in the face!" Muramatsu said. "Nobody just randomly kicks them in the face!"

"Don't be such a bitch baby." Hidoi stuck his middle finger up as he turned, still running away.

Kirara and Itona ignored the short tempered males and continued cleaning. It's not like they cared about kids messing around in the school, after all, they did the exact same thing.

"Excuse us," Taino said, peeking in from outside through a window with Miranai by his side.

"How many kids are there?" Itona asked bluntly, with no expression whatsoever.

"Sorry to bother you," Miranai said. "Can you just help us with something? We don't know how to fix our little gadget."

"What gadget?" Itona finally reacted to something and stood in front of the students.

Unaware of what was about to happen, he took one more step, just to get a little closer. His foot planted onto the ground, pulling a rope in the process.

Water. A bucket of water came splashing down on Itona's head, soaking his like a sponge. He stared, expressionless.

Taino and Miranai burst out into laughter. While Emiyu and Hidoi were tripping over childish and tempermental adults, Taino and Miranai set up another prank.

"So this is what children have become." Itona said. "We'll have to fix that." He rolled up his sleeves and jumped out the window.

"Oh, suck it up." Taino blew raspberry at Itona, only provoking him further.

"Use the sun! It's bright as fuck, ain't it?" Miranai laughed and started running away with Taino.

Itona chased after the two boys who had soaked him wet. All that was left was Kiirono.

Kirara, minding her own business, continued cleaning since nobody else wanted to. They were all too busy hunting down children out of frustration. She kept scrubbing the desk, paging no attention to anything else.

Kiirono jumped into the window and used a small gadget to climb on the ceiling. Suction-like gloves helped him stick on the ceiling.

Ooh, shit. Those are some filthy desk. Kiirono thought as he climbed across the ceiling.

He sat right above Kirara, who was still cleaning. He pulled out an air horn from inside his jacket and put his finger on the button. This prank never fails, it's always worked on me at least.

BLAAAAAA!

"My ears!" Kirara draopped her sponge and plugged her ears.

Kiirono laughed and abandoned his gadgets, letting them hang on the ceiling.

"Say, how would you feel if I just dirtied these desks again?" Kiirono asked while still standing on one the desks.

Kirara looked up at the blond teenager with disgust. She was not happy that some random boy was blowing air horns in her ears.

"I'm going to get you," Kirara locked eyes with Kiirono. "I don't care who you are, or what you are. I'm going to chase you down."

"Bet," Kiirono crossed his arms. "You won't able to catch me anyway. Mine as well try while I'm still here."

Kirara picked up the bucket of water and threw it at Kiirono. Soapy water spilt everywhere, splashing Kiirono's clothes.

Kiirono pulled out a fake knife from a pocket inside his uniform jacket. He jumped off the desk and started thrusting the knife at Kirara.

"What are you doing with a knife?!" Kirara caught his wrist and gripped it, keeping him from hurting her.

"You think I'm stupid enough to pull out a real knife?" Kiirono yanked his knife away and thrusted once more at Kirara.

She was about to blocked the knife, right as Kiirono let go of the knife, surprising Kirara. Kiirono tackled Kirara from down low and knocked her over. Thanks to the water on the ground, he had an easy time pushing her over. He took the fake knife off the ground and stabbed Kirara's clothes to the ground. The knife was dull, but it was just sharp enough to rip through clothes.

"Don't mess up your clothing. It'd be a real shame if they ripped." Kiirono sneered.

"Where the hell did you learn that from?" Kirara said while trying to get the knife out. "The only person I know who does that is your teacher."

"Why would I tell someone like you?" Kiirono turned his head before walking out. "Why would you want to know? You never existed for all I care. I'm just here because I think Kunugigaoka sucks. And you and your friends seem to have gone there. You can't tell me it's the best school in the world. Not morally, mentally or emotionally."

Kiirono then left, exiting the classroom, which was now again, a mess. Kirara laid there, staring at the ceiling.

"You'd think that we were just snotty students of Kunugigaoka." She muttered.

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"Get back here, you brats!" Teraseka yelled as he climbed over a rock.

"Make us! You're so slow!" Emiyu stuck her tongue out as she hopped through the trees.

"When will Kiirono be done?" Hidoi rolled his eyes and followed Emiyu through the forest, running and jumping through the landscape.

"Don't look at me. He said to run them around the mountain and he'll contact us when it's time to bring them back up."

Hidoi and Emiyu had been running around the mountain for over fifteen minutes. Their energy never disappears.

Still running through the forest, Hidoi and Emiyu started to see three figures appear. They came closer and closer until they were now clearly visible.

"Jesus Christ!" Taino yelled, trying to outrun both Miranai and Itona. "Just what kind of monster are you?!"

"Shut up," Miranai scolded. "Don't go around calling people that!"

"That's like saying we shouldn't be pranking them!"

"Shadup!"

Itona was chasing the boys, swinging in the tree branches and throwing himself closer to the pranksters. Emiyu pulled Hidoi up into the trees and they both heades over to help Miranai and Taino.

"Hey, cowards!" Teraseka waved his fist, panting and tired from the chase. "Get back down here so we can scold you!"

"Yeah, and monkeys will fall from the sky." Hidoi rolled his eyes. "Keep dreaming. You may be adults, but you're about as dumb as a rock."

Emiyu and Hidoi jumped through the trees toward Miranai and Taino, who were currently failing to get away from Itona. Not surprising, Itona really took his phys ed classes to heart and learned all he could. He needed it if he wanted to kill Kori-sensei.

Hidoi and Emiyu got closer to Itona, trying to sneak around the silver-haired chaser. Itona, completely unaware of the other two children sneaking around, kept chasing Miranai and Taino and was getting closer with each swing of the branches.

At this point, they're just trying to wear me out. Itona thought. After running off like that, it's most likely. Perhaps-

"Oi," Hidoi stood up on his branch as Itona passed by, catching him by surprise. "Why don't you watch where you're going."

Itona flinched and let go of the current branch he was on. He looked back up at the spot where Hidoi was, only to find that he was no longer there.

Hidoi then dropped down to hang upside down on a branch in front of Itona, startling him. Hidoi clapped his hands, confusing and surprising Itona. He seemed as if he faint just from the sudden shock.

Hidoi grabbed Itona's collar just as he was about to fall. He locked eyes with Itona, his black orbs peering into the person in front of him.

"Where the hell did you learn that?" Itona said, trying to recover from the shock.

"Why are you and you're friends here?" Hidoi answered with a question. "Shiota-Sensei said no one would be here today. So why are all of you here?"

"You- Kgh,"

"Nevermind," Hidoi let go of Itona's collar, resulting in him falling. "It's not like you could answer when your brain is in shock."

"Hey, you brat!" Teraseka said with an angry face that was kind of silly to look at. "What'd you do to Itona?"

"Me?" Hidoi looked at the group of men running toward him, then smiled and turned around, holding his hands up. "I just clapped my hands. It's not like I could do anything to him. He's a full grown adult."

"What are you talking about?" Muramatsu cocked an eyebrow. "Look at him, he's not even awake!"

"Look, kid," Yoshida sighed and tried approaching this calmly unlike the last incidents. "We won't get any closer to you. Just, explain why you keep messing up the place."

"Is that even a question?" Kiirono said as he stood behind the three. "We're trying to chase you out."

Itona sat up and rubbed his head. Finally recovered from the shock, he stood up and saw Hidoi with his hands up. He then saw his friends, all three of them looking behind them and at Kiirono.

"What-" Itona started, but was cut off.

"Chase us out?" Yoshida said with confusion. "I'm not sure if you've ever heard, but we own this mountain. Us and our friends."

"Money can only do so much," Miranai jumped down from a tree. "You own the mountain? How so?"

"And how the hell are you guys so fast?!" Emiyu and Taino jumped out of the bushes and stood like monkeys, breaking the tension between everyone. The group of male friends stared at the two very weird, teenagers.

"What the hell?"

Sorry for the(very) late chapter!

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