4. Literally me..
my name is nigatoro bing chilling ashley riley farquad the 2nd ever since i watched the american pyscho my life has changed... because patrick bateman is literally me...
we are so similar.
like patrick i have to hide my real identity behind a mask something that's not real there is no substance behind it... ever since my mother did not buy me that xbox....
i've been.. pyschopatic i molested adults including my family...
threw bricks from higher grounds... (flashback to 3rd episode)
and stole candy from children....
because i do not hope for a better world for anyone....
my mother cemented that fact....
she should have bought me that xbox....
all of those thoughts now... are all irrelevant now that i have a new chance at life to become something more something edgy....
yes... i was reborn as a ghoul kaneki was very similar to me literally me....
did i mention i was literally joker?? we both hate society.. we both have an arch enemy
batman = joker
mom = me
as you can see very similar.
anyway now that i've been reborn i can do whatever i want because
. i am very pyschopatic and edgy... being human is gay anyway... i want to be a flesh eating monster haha i'm literally hannibal lecter...
as i was working in the coffe shop and holding an awfully hot cofe pot
eminem -kuhum i mean tohka comes up to me
tohka:kaneki kun bing chilling go get a mask
mc:omg yes. i am very edgy.. i hate people and sstuff..
*goes to nicaragua*
*dances with african people*
omg yes im very cool...
omg is that a 12 year old child???
*starts sniffing his head*
guys did i mention how similar i am to joe biden literally he is me
*chris hansen appears*
omg chris hansen he is an interdimensional law enforcer...
i run....
while running i get hit with a brick in the head and get a blood transfusion from a human that makes me even more sick as i shit out blood and poop while screaming and dying a horrible agonizing death very edgy and metal... literally me..
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please feel free to message me and give me inspiration i would love to see some feedback if you find yourself in this character type "literally me."