2.Reincarnating To Dxd

my name is yoshikage kira....

i am an otaku...

my father farted on my face everyday..

and punched babies.. for fun....

idk he was weird....

my mom she got murderedr because dad was like "ughrhehrh cocainer bitvhj my cocaoner wbere is it?,?÷,÷" and she was hit in the head with a toaster and died...

and then my dad killed himself by eating too much taco bell when he was found dead in the toilet cubicle it was found that he shat an unholy amount of feces and thus his rectum was ruptured and bled out to death

i was molested by my uncles who wear clown costumes and i had to watch my own birthday from a keyhole while going through chinese water torture later i became an assasin by the name of John Cena because they could not see me...

i was uh...

uhhhh...

murderer because uh i had a lot of information?? idk i got hit with a brick in the head and now i am infront of beatiful godess...

goddess "mortal wat u wanrtrrt"

when i loon at thr goddss my blood boil my penis erect i am continiously farting and shitting she is truly a heaven shaking continent destroying beauty

mc :"i want u"

goddess" uwu owo yes but not yet not stronk enough to get harem because this is just a figment of your imagination."

mc" ohoho y£s. very gud.. i eant to reincarnate into dxd... harem bestuzi..."

goddess:"ok"

♧CUT SCENE TO MC WAKING UP IN DXD♧

omg i waje up ceiling very interesting omg mom caling me lol

mom: get down son i am very real and not a figment of your imagination

mc: yes mum

*31 years of sex scenes with mum later*

mc: omg keef chief town very cool

azazel: omg kid u want candy all you need is to give me your sacred gear omg im so quirky

mc: no fuk u

azazelxxx:ok lol :)

mc goes into kohu scholl or whatever breakdanxes to impres women...

gets haerem...

happy endin.

*wakes up*

*commits suicide*

~~~~~The End~~~~

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