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Are We Not All Crazy Though!? (Hunter X Hunter OCxKillua)

Our main character Yumi Akido is reincarnated after purposefully faling into an incoming truck all in the hopes of being truck-kuned (which she did) into her latest obsession Hunter X Hunter. So she's not normal. Wait did you expect her to be? Did you even read the title?! Well she will be entertaining though! At least I think she will? Well join her on this adventure throughout Hunter X Hunter! As she just be's herself which was quite hard in her last world. Well I guess that's why she became a serial killer? Whoops, confused? Read to figure it out! (If me or she feels like telling you )

TheSeekerOfLight · Anime & Comics
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23 Chs

Chapter 12: (Bonus Chapter! Yumis Reincarnation!)

(General POV)

In a luxurious penthouse observing the bustling nught life of the city below we see a beautiful women in a boogie pink silk nightgown. This women who looks in her early 30's blue eyes are glued to the screen of computer her brown hair tied into a messy ponytail aa she quickly props up her computer glasses farther up her nose. Her gamer like computer set up hints that she might enjoy videos games but without a console in sight it's highly unlikely. 

As we watch her hands furiously type along the keyboard angrily replying on a random thread clearly ignoring the full inbox of emails on another screen.

"Oh what's the name of this idiot that's arguing with me. HisokaMyObsession1046. Hah! It's only fitting such a pervert is your bias!" Quicjly hits ctrl-c and copies the username.

Spinning around the women is now facing a completely diffrent side of her circular work table. This side looks much less techy as she presses a button on a office type phone. The first ring barley fishes before somebody picks up.

"I want you to do a full background check on a Reddit account by the name I'm sending to you currently. Give me everything on there person. Every little detail." 

"Yes ma'am" a professional voice replies before she ends the call and massages her nose.

"Little B*tch trying to mess with me!" The women shouts in a dark tone. Then a Ding rings out through the dark office room. Hearing the peculiar ring she turns and just as she thought this bastard dared agree back at her 

HisokaMyObsession1046: You can't just claim the main four! You probably are a stupid perverted freak on the internet. You should go seek psychiatric health. Too bad you probably can't even afford it.

Seeing this the anger in there women called to a dangerous low and she cracks her fingers before placing them on her keyboard.

"Like this bug can even afford the team of psychiatric I've fired. You wanna go? Let's go!"

HXHIsLife!: I suggest you don't portray your own empty wallets on other people it won't take you very far. Not like you had much of a future anyway if your arguing with a random person on social media at 3 am.

HisokaMyObsession1046: Dosnt the same apply to you. You can't convince me that a person who actively claims that a group of fictional characters are fricken in there possession. That's a whole list of mental problems at that statement alone!

HXHIsLife!: A list of metal problems that are probably still shorter then your fricken d*ck you asshole!

HXHWithouttheX!: You know what! If you want to own them so badly. Go jump into a fricken truck and pray that it's truck-can here to wiskaway your sorry ass! The world would be a better place you fricken NPC!

At this the woman stops jaw dropping. It's not like she was profoundly hurt by this comment she's received doesn't death wishes in her life it only makes her live longer. But what shocks her was why she's never thought of this idea before.

'I have nothing to live for now as the Hunter X Hunter manga just finished and I've lived without regrets and carried out all of my revenge. I sit at the top of the industry and my control has reached all areas of life. I even bought the names of the main four a big objective on my bucket list. So why haven't I thought of getting truck-kuned? It's not like I fear death. And who cares about everything I've built if I can't even meet my biggest reasons of living no my only reasons for living in real life? It'd be a bit chaotic the company that us but who gives a sh*t! If there's even a chance that I'll be like all the self insert stories I dreamed off. Then why not take it?'

This women wasted no time quickly picking up the latest phone developed by her business partners company up as texted a contact label 'Watch Dog' that she was leaving and to disable all the security.

"Hey Aleza turn on all the lights!" She yells as the room soon illuminates revealing countless Hunter X Hunter poster, stuffed toys, key chains, accessories, and not tk mention a whole mini library of manga in this expansive office.

As she exits this office she runs through a living room/ kitchen that she never really uses other than to try out recipes from various anime while watching said anime. Pasing the living room/kitchen she runs into a single master bedroom and dosnt bat an eye at her Hunter X Hunter decorated master bedroom the bed covered in HXH themed everything her most treasured stuffed toys arranged neatly on it. 

She quickly turns to her relatively huge sized walk in closet and grabs a sweater before walking out of the room and into a short hallway with an elevator at the end. Quickly pressing the ground floor she waits and once she reaches the bottom she walks out quickly betraying her excitement for this moment.

Some security guards let her pass upon recognition greeting the CEO as she walked into the street. 

'Now to find a truck' she thinks as the woman as she waits at the nearest intersection looking from left to right to left again waiting patently.

"Ugh, my sh*ty luck! I've been out here for like ten minutes and I still haven't seen a truck!" She then bows her head and closes her eyes clapping her hands in a prayerful gesture.

"Oh reincarnation God's please just give me a chance to prove myself! Prove my determination for this task!" After that quick prayer she opens her eyes and she sees it. The most basic looking truck in a while, no logo no nothing turning into the street being held back by a red light. The woman is dancing internally as she prepares herself.

It felt like a internaty till the traffic light finally turn green and then another decade till it was the trucks turn to cross the road. And finally when the time came she couldn't help but smiling as she jumped into the way of the speeding truck and successfully gets hit.

As she body is flung and then run over she was excited as her world that had previously turned black soon started to light up again. As she begins to try to feel her limbs she is only further elated to not be able to as her being seems to be floating without her body.

She quickly opens her eyes to see a white space and a kind anime looking goddess sitting with her legs crossed in a huge imposing Golden throne.

"DID I REALLY DO IT! AM I BEING REINCARNATED!" The woman shouts making the goddess amused at this reaction.

"As it looks like you are already aware of the situation it seems that I won't have to explain it all which is a relief."

"SO I CAN GO INTO THE HUNTER X HUNTER WORLD AND MEET THE MAIN FOUR!" She shouts some hoe even louder a childish form of excitement across her normally static face and is emphasized even more in her happy shouts.

"Yes that is what it means and I can here you from here you don't have to yell" the goddess says massaging her ears.

"Okay" the woman says nodding politely. 'Like hell I'm going to mess up this chance because i was loud. That would be the biggest sin I had ever committed! More than murder and tax evasion!'

"So according to your wish I'll allow you to customize everything from your appearance to you stats to your nen ability. This will come at no cost to you seem like a person who never truly enjoyed life and I'm I'm a good mood today as I just got a raise."

"So are you like some kind of worker?" She women asks thinking about all the dirffent mahnwa and anime that she had seen with similar ideas.

"In a sense Yes but you aren't intreted in how all that works and the readers aren't either so here you go" she says snapping as a see through screen appears infront of the lady.

'So I'm probably in some kind of fanfic? I hope my writer isn't ass and kills off any of the main four because then I swear I'll jump up out of the screen.' The woman ponders while looking at the screen like window infront of her abs chuckles.

"It looks like I'm building a character in roblox on steoriods or somthing like o can literally chose if Im left or right handed!" she mumbles which the goddess obviously picks up.

"I'm made it in a format you would understand I hope there hasn't been any issues so far?"

"Nope everything's good!" The woman replies quickly retaining a respectful attitude.

"Is it okay if I stick with the name I have now?" The lady asks as she can change everything on ther screen even her blood type but she couldn't see a name slot.

"Sure and what is that?" 

"Yumi Akido"

"Perfect it's done!"

"Thank you," Yumi says respectfully as she turns back to her screen. 

'Let's she I don't want a werid color of hair but I'm not being blonde again and I'm done with brown so I guess black is my only option. Now eye color? What about Lelouch's? Yeah those where always not only hot but it also had a almost intoxicating vibe which is perfect because I'm going for a grim reaper type right now. Oh I should add a scythe in my weapons spot. A magenta scythe that can only open at my touch so nobody tries to steal it. Also add a bit of a buff to it that it has an aptitude at cutting apart Nen. That should help later on. Oh clothes casual I guess. What color should I wear that gives off death. Black? Nah to edgey. Oh what about red. Yeah I like that better blood red too so that the blood of my enemies won't mess up my outfit. Oh also a cape cause why not!' 

After figuring everything out and submitting it she turned to the goddess for a few more questions.

"Is it possible to come into the world with Nen or will I have to learn it?"

"Hmmm, I think I'll make you learn it as being born able to use Nen wouldn't be good for your vessels body growing up as you'll only possess her when the anime officially begins"

"Oh. So what soul will inhabit my body?"

"Oh don't worry that'll be me. Or at least a part of me. I'll erase my memories and only relinquish control when the time is right."

"Okay then can I at least have mastery over some other things then?"

"Depends " the goddess shrugs.

"Okay what about the scythe that's in my weapons slot"

"Yes I can give you mastery over that." She says snapping.

"Can I rake anything from this world into that one?" 

"Depends on what you want"

"I want my personal kitchen knife. It's important to me because I used it to kill all the people I hated and I already know how to use it effectively"

"Sure that won't make too big of an impact in the world you're entering so it's alright."

'Okay now for the final question.' 

"Can I skip like finding the exam site? To be more clear can you teleport me to the exam site so I can skip the Hassel of getting there?" 

"That's also doable anything else?"

"Nope!" Yumi says shaking her head enthusiastically.

"Okay then I'll be interested in how you chose to live your life. As a bit of a payment I'll leave a bit of my soul in your body so I can monitor what you do. Don't worry it's not enough to take over just enough so I can see everything you do throguh your eyes. I'm sure it'll be fun. Anyway I hope you don't have a problem with that 'cause you don't have a choice"

Yuki nods in acceptance which the goddess smiles at.

"Okay then once you wake up again you'll get a bunch of memories that's just from me technically as I leave the body and as you settle in. Like if I left my furniture at your new home you just have to unpack it. Other then everything should go smoothly! Have fun!"

That is the last thing Yumi can barley pick up as she suddenly feels extremely sleeping as she slips into a werid comfy kind of sleep almost like she was sinking under water.

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Yumi: "Okay I just have to time this perfectly! Come on we have to get hit by the truck! The truck!"

The people standinstanding her: *sweat dropping* 'Yeah let's just ignore that'

Hello everyone seeker here! I felt like posting this so I hope you enjoy the fricken triple update. I swear I spoil you guys. Anyway if you where wondering yes I did purposefully hid what Yumis Nen ability is but I guess that means you'll just have to wait.