Chapter 0: What is Flexing?

Chapter 0: What Is Flexing?

These days, flexing is a way of life, but in our life, you get shot for it.

Ever imagine a full 3.0 caliber magazine being totally spent on your beautiful rich ass? Well, that gives you a barely passable right to flex, but what could be worse than flexing on the poor? Flexing while being poor.

Yes, flexing while being poor. Have you ever encountered a female who lives a 02 Nissan Altima lifestyle and has a Mercedes AMG personality?

Well, she belongs to the streets. What does 'Belonging to the streets' entail you may ask? In simple terms, she a hoe… but she is our hoe… she will forever be shared in our 4 year scholarship curriculum.

Services include: eating her little aidens fruit snacks, cheating on her on a weekly basis (on weekends mostly) in the back of her altima, and most importantly, spoiling the other hoes with her credit card. It is all for the team.

Now that you have been educated on this pressing matter, we would like to move on to flexing once again.

So, what is flexing? Flexing is a simple term used in our daily lives, it is the act of showing your dominance on the less worthy. Perhaps you once unconsciously flexed in your life, or maybe you flexed on purpose.

Why do people flex? Do they get gratification from it? Or maybe it is a method used to hide one's flaws, a method to feed your own desire… The desire of being perfect in the eyes of others.

Sorry to say this, but if you ever flex from this moment fourth… we will find you, and we will kill you. (Preferably shoot you.) Different types of flexing will lead to different results and outcomes, beware, the worse you flex, the harder our bullets will hit.

For example, if you flex about being knowledgeable, you will be shot in your head, flexing about physical strength will be rewarded with a bullet in your spine, a flex about your new brand Gucci sunglasses? That's two shots for you sir!(One in each eye with coated gold to suit your expensive taste!).

Appearance flexing? We are all sacks of flesh rotting in the end… If you were to rip someone's skin off, you'd find bones on everyone all the same… Do you have black skin? White skin? Yellow skin? That's aight, just don't flex about it. (Indians get shot on sight, sorry not sorry, but you flex with your youtube tutorials).

Other flexes include, keeping all the women for yourself and acting like some pimp god where you actually stole the money from your dad's credit card. Such a flex is disgusting, you should know by now you are one of earth's most scummiest humans. You ever top it off with a dick surgery so you can flex about a dingdong that only works with pills like a gum machine? To be honest, going through all of that should be enough of a pain… SIKE! This will be 2 shots on the balls, one vertical and the other horizontal ensuring the complete obstruction of your seminiferous tubules (go search it on google you dumbass), leaving your so proud forged heavenly rod all alone. Oh and you'll get an extra shot to the heart for keeping all the bitches for yourself and breaking the law of sharing thy hoes.

We are never hypocritical! We are the true embodiment of Justice! We will not falter! ONWARDS!