{Dear readers, when I'm writing perverted things done by Naruto, do you want me to be explicit or just gloss over it?}
{Also do you need details for the seggs scenes? But it would be probably rough in the start though... Let me know by commenting your opinions.}
{By rough I mean not the seggs okay? I mean the writing 🥲.}
[[[ Academy Grounds – Year 71 ]]]
[[[ First week - First Day ]]]
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki, and I'm 6 years old now. My dream is to live a life free of regrets and to live life to the fullest."
<Naruto's Pov>
Now I'm standing in the class and giving my introduction.
As I really didn't want to be the first to introduce myself, I just sat near the window. But as fate would have it, our new sensei, Iruka, chose me first.
What the hell, man? Do you have some kind of grudge against me?
Well, there was nothing I could do, so I did the introduction anyway and sat down again.
Looking around, I could see many of my friends from the past timeline. I look forward to befriending them again this time too.
And there is Hinata. Although she didn't sit beside me, her sitting position was optimal for viewing my place. Some of the people in my past memories weren't joking when they said Hinata was a bit of a stalker.
'Ohhhh—I'm such a sinner.'
I thought with an exaggerated voice while looking at her. And 'no,' I wasn't subtle with it, so I was noticed by almost every one as I did a 130-degree head turn. Seeing this, I quickly readjusted myself and acted like it wasn't me who just did that.
Everyone who looked at me was speechless as they saw me acting like someone else had done it. Even Iruka sensei couldn't muster any words to tease me. But I swear I could see steam coming from Hinata's ears.
I also saw Sasuke sitting several rows in front of my seat. I was surprised to see him with such a happy face. Then suddenly, I remembered that the Uchiha massacre hadn't happened yet. But I really preferred this version of Sasuke to the emo boy he would be in the future.
Anyway, the class way was okay, I guess?
As this was our first day, Iruka sensei only introduced us to the basics. All of which I already know.
Come on now... Why do I need those basics when I have a 1,000-year-old library with me?
<Pov End>
Naruto found Konoha's history to be interesting since Kurama never really liked to talk about Konoha. Rather any village in that matter. He could understand him, seeing that they had imprisoned Kurama and his siblings for decades.
However, he noticed that even though Hashirama Senju was mentioned many times, Madara was only mentioned only in a few instances. Naruto understood that the village's higher-ups were suppressing the village's dark history to give the students 'The Will of Fire,' as they call it. But he knew that there wasn't anything like that; there was only power.
If you do not possess it, the only thing you can do is dance as someone's puppet. Although Naruto was happy these days, he never forgot the dark side of the ninja world.
[[[ Second Week – First Day ]]]
It's been a week since Naruto started attending the academy. Although the classes were boring, he enjoyed talking with his new friends.
During his stay, he tried to befriend many students. But most of them avoided him like the plague. He could only wryly smile seeing that.
Although many students avoided him, there were some who did not. Yeah, it's not very surprising they were Naruto's original friends. They were Hyuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Choji.
Of course, they weren't bosom buddies, but he was sure they could be his strength, as in the original timeline. On the other hand, Hinata behaved as if she were smitten with him the whole time. Indeed, it was cute, but he decided to give her personality a good tune-up in the future.
Then there is Sakura. She always looked toward Sasuke while talking with Naruto, seemingly worried that Sasuke would misunderstand. To be perfectly honest, Naruto thought of bashing her head on the table.
'Bitch, nobody wants you, okay?'
He thought to himself while still maintaining a polite smile. Maybe he was biased. I mean, who wouldn't be? It was not exactly fun to have memories of him being pushed around from the first mission to the Fourth Shinobi War. He could at least accept it if she were a strong shinobi like Tsunade. But to a weakling Sakura? He was ashamed of his past self.
{Women 🍵}
There were many times he felt like asking his past self, "What the fudge, man? Why are you behaving like a fudging pussy?"
But he couldn't since it meant that he cursed himself, saying he was a pussy. He really didn't want to be a pussy in this life. But getting some was another matter altogether. But he left the responsibility to his chunin self.
{He meant the village chunin rank, of course. Otherwise, he could pretty much decimate a chunin if he wanted to. I don't want any FBI agents, okay?}
(But in chunin, remember that they are mature enough to kill, so don't try to send any FBI after me at that time, okay? Lmao}
[[[After 6 months]]]
[[[Near Choji's Home ]]]
"Naruto, wait for me too," Akimichi Choji came running while munching on some chips.
"What a drag," Nara Shikamaru commented from the side with a big yawn.
By now, Naruto was thoroughly impressed by Shikamaru's ability to be bored. He even questioned himself many times about whether he was the future strategist of Konoha or if it was someone else.
"Why are you always late, Choji?" Naruto said while trying to snatch his chip bag. Seeing this, Choji moved his chip packet away, only to see that it was already in the hands of Naruto. "How many times have I told you to work on time?"
"Nooooooooooo, my soul. Give it Baaaack."
Choji screamed while acting like he was going to faint. Naruto and Shikamaru were really embarrassed by their friend and searched for a place to hide their heads.
"Urrr… Just give it to him, Naruto. I can't take his pleading anymore."
*Che*
Naruto could only helplessly give in to Choji, who accepted the chips back with a wide smile.
"Let's just go to the academy," Naruto said while quickening his walking pace.
Finally, they reached the academy to see they were way late, and Iruka sensei was doing some practical training on the ground. They tried to slip in but were ultimately caught.
"Hey, how many times have I told you to come on time, Naruto?"
"I'm sorry, sensei. I won't do it again. I promise."
"This will be the last time, Naruto. You can't be negligent because your grades are good, okay?"
Iruka said with a reprimanding look. Just when he finished scolding Naruto, he saw Choji and Shikamaru slowly slipping away.
"The same goes for you, misters too. Understand."
"Yes, sensei" "Yes, sensei."
Both of them spoke simultaneously while blending into the crowd.
"You go join them too."
"Okay, sensei.", Naruto replied swiftly, joining the group with his two pumpkin teammates.