Her Reason

"Okay enough for this perverted play, I came here not to be molested by you!" Tsunade said smashing her fist on the table.

Bang!

As always... The table is still in pieces.

".... Amazing.." Tsunade said looking at the undamaged table.

Lou nodded at her too while looking at her chest.

"Yeah,, amazing."

"You! Can you be serious?"

"I'm serious, so tell me why do you come?" Lou said removing his eyes from her deadly mountain peaks.

"I heard from my Grandpa that you trade everything to anyone."

"Oh? Hashirama said? That's right, I even sell drink and food to Madara while both of them fight."

".... Are you a hawker?"

"I'm a busyness man, not a cheap hawker," Lou said with an angry tone.

"Nevermind, I come to get what my Grandpa left for the clan, tell me. How much?" Tsunade said while crossing her arms around her chest and pushing it upward.

"..... Good...."

"Good?" Tsunade notices his gaze again so in her anger she punches Lou without holding back.

Bang!

The fist connected but nothing happen.

"What!"

"Surprised? No smoke or sawdust-like in the manga, no special effect this time."

"H-How can you calm eating my strange power!?"

"Oh? Well, your punch is weak, not much at all, I can only feel your punch is soft like massaging."

"Massaging? Then take a couple more!"

And just like that, a huge mess happens, booming sounds and vibrations can sense all over the Konoha.

The Ambu around is ready, if ever they see Lou move they will all pounce on him just like the plan.

But they fail, they never see Lou counter at all, except for a couple of yawns from time to time he let Tsunade hit him.

They even want to see him defend or block the attack to get a good chance to attack but he did not do it.

Third Hokage miscalculated everything.

He summons almost half of Anbu to follow Tsunade and find a good chance or loophole to attack Lou.

They know that Princess Tsunade is not a soft person, if ever she gets irritated or angry, she will attack anyone regardless of their age or position.

And just like they thought, she really got angry, a perfect chance for them to eliminate Lou while showing that they are on the good side.

But there's a problem, how can they attack someone who only standing like a punching bag, how can they find a good reason to kill Lou if he did not even move at all except yawning like lazy?

They can't just come up with a reason for attacking him just for a couple of yawns right? That's hilarious if ever someone heard it and it will only make Konoha embarrassed.

"Captain, what should we do?"

"Let's wait, I'm pretty sure this man will fight back eventually, and if you see any strange gesture from him, don't hold back and kill him."

"Yes!"

Meanwhile, they did not know that Lou can see them and hear their small conversation, he felt absurd and funny, and they did not think he will get angry to someone who gives you a full body massage.