1 Prologue

Hey! another unremarkable person here. I died not to long ago, but you already know that right? Now about me. i was born in a normal family. not rich but not too poor. my studies were slightly above average at best. i had a couple friends in my life, not too many though, i prefer keep the real ones close and other people far.

I love music. like everyone does. there is always some sort of music you will like regardless of your personality. if you don't like music you are either mentally ill or literally deff. Even animals like music. you know that cows produce more milk listening to classic orchestra? remarkable right?

like most young adults of the 21 century, i also love gaming. and quite the variety of genres as well! Minecraft filled with mods, CSGO and COD with like-minded friends, as well as the adrenaline inducing music of DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal comprise most of my gaming memories. Quite the time i spent playing with friends before i had too much work to do as a adult eating up my time.

I also love anime! and as a extension manga and novels. more specifically i always love a story where the main plot is about working hard to get stronger! putting in hard work to strengthen oneself is the basic of the most fundamentals! therefore i believe that the main character should never be given power without at least working slightly for it. it makes the story plain boring.

Therefore my favorite anime are kenichi histories' mightiest disciple and dragon ball as well as kengan asura!

BMHA is a great one as well, but i don't like the mc, Izuku Mydoria that much. He "strived" to be a hero but never trained to at least be able to fend of a weak enemy. instead he spent his time analyzing heroes, which is pretty useless when you are quirkless. basically he wasn't realistic enough for what he called his dream, being a hero. But there is saving grace! when he became the successor to all might he actually started taking training seriously!

And as we all know, in anime, either because of plot or of some BS "logic". all hard work is rewarded. at least in most cases this holds true. He went from a weak normal human to a guy that was able to punch with One For All without exploding in just a period of 8 months. ridiculous.

Which brings us to another subject. Powers and abilities! its the thing all fiction surrounds itself on. from western to eastern fiction. its usually about who has the best weapon or what superpower a character has. And that's logical since humans turn to fiction to see something other than reality. Most of us are so engrossed in our own fantasy that we want to be in it. leave the real world and become part of the fictional.

And you know what i never heard any Weeb say? that they don't want to be in anime world! Honestly, it just goes to show how much people love the fictional in comparison to the real.

But who am i to talk? I'm one of those people as well, and i isn't gonna deny it. id ditch the real world in a instant to get isekai'ed in anime world.

now which one? that is actually a hard question, but i have a temporary answer. i want to be in MHA, at the same age as Izuku and become a part of the main plot! the adrenaline filled battles, constant challenges appearing in different forms each time. Sounds Quite nice doesnt it? Well it probably is.

Considering you have the power to both defend yourself and what you love. That's why I would only go there if I had some power to protect what i will. A quirk in this case.

But you know what's even better than a quirk? more dependable than most abilities? Bloodlines! They can not be cancelled unlike quirks, not taken by force, not as heavily dependent on talent and not as limiting as quirks (considering its a good bloodline).

your body can always be cultivated! as long as there isn't a limit to your bloodline you can always grow stronger. Of course only through hard work is this possible...

But where is the meaning if you don't work for anything? it becomes superficial quite fast.

Thats why my race of choice is non other than the most famous. A a battle race of planet-busters, a race with enhanced bodies, physical talent, resistance to the elements. the characteristic to learn rapidly during fights. and the most famous: zenkai and transformations!

The saiyan race! with the ability to get stronger every near death experience, the adaptation speed to quickly get stronger and the battle lust fueling making sure they never backdown. and their battle lust to accompany their physique.

My bloodline of choice is not a normal saiyan though. and before you reach into conclusions, its not legendary saiyan either. that's just too OP to fully enjoy a life in a world like MHA.

No. the saiyan i want to be is a ancient one! ancient saiyans have a more primal feel to their newer counterparts, and they have a stronger great ape form, as well as a stronger physique than a normal saiyan.

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A sudden noise envelops me in the dark abyss that i am in. my which was previously floating in single spot feels like its been thrown multiple meters away.

"I have sensed your wishes mortal, do you want to get reincarnated now?"

Is this god? the one that will send me to the after life? wait a moment! he said that he sensed my wishes?! does it mean that he took my thought and took them as wishes? will my wishes be fulfilled? I got to get more info before i come to a conclusion.

"it would save my time if you --"

" just a minute! please explain to me what's happening!"

another sudden loud boom comes to pain my soul

A fracture in the endless abyss appears and a manly figure with long hair comes out of the cut-like fissure. a ethereal light shining from him. although i was waiting for such a entrance, i cant help but feel astonished by the divine aura originating from his directions. its as if I should bow to this figure, to this power, and i probably would if it wasn't for a stronger pressure coming from him.

He was mad, I knew it. a feeling of dread overbore my senses as he makes his entrance from the fissure. stopping my thoughts.

" Foolish mortal soul! don't you know that you should never interrupt a god!? existences like you make me want to go on a rampage!"

Even though the words he uttered where filled with rage, the pressure he excludes steadily lowers. As a result i regain the ability to think rationally. for f*cks sake did I just dig up my own grave? I sure hope I'm not sent to hell or something.

by now he has fully made himself viewable, the ethereal light lowers in intensity as his movement comes to a halt in front of me. He is at least a good 1 meter taller than me, or my soul i suppose.

He looks down on to me with a very condescending, almost discusted with looking at me. Makes me think why he is here. is he perhaps forced? a job that he doesn't want but has to do?

He closes his eyes as he breaths in slightly, looking like he is tracking his thoughts, calming down. He opens them slightly and places them back on me.

" mortal. you asked me to explain the situation didn't you? I'm telling you there is no point. so what about we just end our busyness and i send you off now?"

I compose myself before i respond. mustering the courage, i speak up

"i would like if you where kind enough to explain the situation regardless."

I state. He looks at me clearly unbothered to hide his annoyed expression as he lazily and restrainedly responds

"As a agent of the reincarnation committee, I have come to handle your reincarnation. which ,means that you make a certain number of wishes before i send you of to whatever damned place a filthy mortal like you ends up in. That good enough for you?"

Reincarnation committee? Wishes? is this shit real? this guy serious? i for sure want more info to break this down!

"Could you tell me what this reincarnation committee is? and how the wishes work?"

He looks at me condescendingly, with a tint of anger as he answers

"you are quite the pesky one aren't you? Fine, ill explain.

First about the wishes. when you die you come here, to the abyss, it might seem bad but it serves as a room for operations you see. depending on your karma you either get wishes or curses for your next life. the karma system is like a scale so i wont elaborate on the calculation process but you just have to know that the karma you gain doesn't work on whatever belief your world has but the divine karma codex is the judge of your karma. if you do something illegal in your world that doesn't necessarily mean its bad by the divine karma codex. it could instead be good.

a person with positive karma will have a wish fulfilled while a person with negative gets a curse. If your karma passes certain thresholds then you can gain more wishes or more curses respectively.

The only other way to gain a extra wish is when the gods themselves are the ones that killed you. You are under this case."

Wait a minute. i was killed by a god? that doesn't make sense. i remember i was killed by a speeding.... something...? I try to pry more info from my memories.

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i was on the mountain, on the ground. No i was on a rock, looking at the city lights. actually that's wrong as well. I was on the rock on the ledge of a mountain, but i was looking at the sky. at the stars more specifically.

it was a day without clouds, which is really rare in this city. therefore it was a great chance too look up at the stars, which are normally obstructed from view. But you still had to go somewhere far from the city to fully enjoy them.

and that when i heard something big moving in the bushes a little bit further from me.

I looked back, aware of the existence of a newcomer. i search around with my vison in the night. i dont spot anything.

i take out my flashlight and open it towards the forest behind me. but i dont spot anything. shrugging i turn back to the sky.

a little bit later i hear the bushes making a sound a little closer this time, but its noticeably less loud. I turn around fast with my flash light and take a good look.

I see a truck at the distance facing towards me.

"Is anybody there?" i shout loudly

"sorry to interrupt you mate! i just wanted to see the sky from here as well. just wait a lil longer and I'm gonna be there ok!? i just have a little something to find in one of my bags!"

relieved i breath out slowly "OK! that's fine bro, the sky is quite clear today and its beautiful!"

i turn back to staring up in the sky.

i close my eyes relaxed. drifting in my own mind. failing to hear the pretty loud sneaking sound behind me.

after a bit I shout as i turn

"Hey you are taking your time there. Need any hel---"

i instantly stop talking as the view of a truck literally tiptoeing like a cartoon character behind me getting closer.

The truck notices and stops its movement.

This cant be real. I rub my eyes with my hand to relax my brain that seems to play with me. I turn to look at the truck again.

this time its at the same spot as before but the wheels are in a more normal position.

My mind was really playing with me before. concerned i shout jokingly

" hey you still haven't found what you wanted? bro by the time you find it its gonna turn day!"

suddenly The headlights of the truck open at max facing towards me, blinding me. i place my hand over my eyes to protect them as i try to see what's going on. i can barely see though.

"sorry. but its busyness. no hard feelings"

OK IM DAMN SURE I JUST SAW THE BUMPER OF THE TRUCK MOVE LIKE A LIP

the engines starts roaring loudly as it starts to accelerate towards me.

that's the last thing i can remember before it all went black.

unbeknownst to the mc. this was the day that was recognized as the cliff truck incident. where a truck was seen flying over the cliff to the sky.

A random passerby got the flying truck on film and it quickly became viral. but everyone treated it as fake due to the obvious fact that a truck cant fly.

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*back to mc's POV:

"How the crap did a truck speak! What about it literally being non traversable mountain!? And that it literally was making a tiptoeing motion with the tires?!"

The divinity before me is unable to hold his laughter, bending and clutching his stomach.

" HAHAHAHAAHHAAAA. Another one of truck-donos wonderful missions! Dint expect anything less from him!"

he says before he gets back into position. still wheezing slightly.

"Dont feel bad mortal! you should be honored to be considered urgent enough to have truck-dono sent after you. He is the best execution agent in his category! He never fails a job!"

I stare at him dumbfounded. This guy is taking this as a joke? I was killed for gods sake!

"You called?"

Hearing his voice i compose myself, trying to forget about my anger.

" Why was I killed?"

He looks at me intensely as he raises his eyebrow

"do you really want to know?"

He pressures me with that invincible force slightly. But i quickly retaliate

" I do!"

He raises the force a bit more. enough to make me like i am about to fall.

"Do you?"

i look at him in the eyes more intensely than before, i tighten my hands and muscles. i gather up force to speak.

"I! DO!"

He breaks of the pressure as he leans back slightly.

Im finally gonna get a answer.

"I don't know. more specifically its not my job to know."

i stare dumbfounded once again. This guy for real? He is getting to my nerves!

" If you don't know, then why did you ask me that many times: if i wanted to know!?"

he shrugs

"cause. im a god. do I need a reason to do what i do?"

This bitch. He has been a dick from the moment i met him!

i am unable to control myself due to rage

"Could you at least be a little bit better to me? you've been annoying from the start!"

Oh shit. I fucked up bad!

a ground breaking pressure hits me. hurting even the roots in my soul body.

" A Mortal DARES to raise his voice to ME!? I do what I want! When I want! your feeling are non of my concern to ---"

The pressure instantly stops as his words are stuck in his mouth. His face instantly being washed with realization and dread.

'SHIT.SHIT.SHIT. The President is gonna fire me because of the too many bad reviews from previous souls! How could i forget! When this guy leaves he is definitely gonna report my attitude! I need to fix this!

It pains me to do this but i need to apologize for any chance of keeping my position!'

He fixes his posture and clears his throat.

*GHU GHUH GHUH*

" Yes . I have been very rude to you. please forgive me."

"..."

What? did this dude just apologize? this bastard of a god actually apologized? i thought he would throw my soul straight to hell or something! but how did he come over his pride?

There must be a deeper reason why. But right now i should get to the wishes.

"Its fine now... You said something before about my wishes?"

he cups his hands as he lowers his head slightly, plastering a obviously fake smile on his face.

trying to seem like a good service man now huh? i sniker to myself.

something is fishy about his attitude.

" Well yes! normally the process comprises of my speaking with you personally about your wishes. But instead i left you in this space for you to think of it yourself! i read your thoughts and registered both your wishes!"

Huh. that's a pretty good tactic to get straight o the point. but another thought passes my mind.

He just didn't want to talk with a 'foolish mortal' did he?

But i don't mind it much. I'm getting my wishes anyways. But---

"God-chaan, that's now what a good service does right?"

his face cowers as he hears my words.

"I think its a great service... it certainly does not waste much time like the normal method."

"But you are a agent right? so you have a a policy to uphold from your organization right?"

His face worsens

"Are you perhaps...dissatisfied?"

" i am quite diss--"

he interrupts me in a manner i didn't expect

"Please! Don't write a bad review! don't report me! my position is at stake! you would like it if a random customer got you fired right?!"

He jumped on me pleadingly

So this is the reason for his attitude change. a sadistic and cunning plan embeds itself in my mind. im definitely taking advantage of this.

"It would be really bad to get this bridge of policy reported right? But im a good soul. so i can think of a way to deal with this issue for you~!"

He restrains his voice as he realizes that he has become my plaything now.

"and what could that be...?"

i straighten my back and cross my hands on my chest. or at least my soul body feels like i just did.

"its simple i get a extra wish. you can do that cant you?" i say condescendingly.

'A taste of your own medicine, bastard'

He seems skeptical for a bit. but resolutes himself and agrees to my proposition.

"I can do that. just don't report me ok?"

he raises himself up again as he has regained his stature.

" since we are done with that, please hurry up and tell me the wish"

"oh no we are not done yet 'Mr. agent'. i still have another issue.

He looks at me questioningly,

"what could that be?"

" your violation of policy is something. but you've done worse today. You have been badmouthing me all day! we cant just leave that out of the review as well right?"

realization Hits his face as he looks back at his actions, probably regretting every one of them.

"you want another wish?... If its within my power i will give it to you."

"Straight to business! great. ok. so my first wish is a gamer system. you know, like in one of those many novels. my next and easier wish is to still have my memories intact when i get reincarnated. quit simple right?"

his face is relieved as he breaths out assured.

"yes they are not hard to do. a system is easy because you have to work for it to be of any use. and retaining memories is extremely easy. you can count on me! Now please right a good review! farewell traveler!"

i feel a strong force taking me into a fissure behind me.

after entering the fissure i speed up even more, but I'm not in any way bothered since my body is a soul right now and there is no inertia. I don't understand how it works, but do i have to?

a window screen appears in front of me.

'Please review the agent that serviced you

Here:

l CONFIRM l'

I write a nice review. that bastard did help me out quite a lot with the extra wishes. despite his bullshit character. and i did strike a deal with him, and i will honor it.

I press the confirm button

another window appears

'Thank you for the review! We can now better our agents and improve our clients experience.'

A little bit later i get the feeling that i finally reached my destination as i enter a white circle at the end of this warp-like gate.

ISEKAI! HERE I COME!

And that's how it all started