Jesting Around The Gods
[The God View]
"Greetings, God of Fire."
"Yami. What do you want from the gods?"
"Taking your Realm and being its ruler."
An army of a hundred thousand Death Knights on skeleton horses with demonic wings appeared to penetrate the barrier of the God's Realm.
[The Death Knight is a large skeleton fully and heavily armored with dark magic enchantments thrice as heavy as the skeleton horse and five times the size of a dungeon skeleton.]
"Infernus!"
[Infernus: When the God of Fire uses this skill, it is at maximum power described to be the size of the Sun as big as the Sun in the replica galaxy with Earth]
"Useless. They're immune."
"Call the God of Light fools!"
The messenger angels heard the call and rushed to bring the God of Light. The God of Light fires multiple spheres of light that did nothing. The army of Death Knights are close to the barrier.
[Light is effective against Dark]
"Maybe fire a thousand more and I'll feel it. The gods can give up now."
"Yeah we give up...I need sleep"
A strange being comes forth and dispels the invasion illusion. The entity is known as the Game God.
Me.
"Ah what's changing today. Are you going to weaken me again?"
[The Game God naturally wakes up once every month in terms of Errd time unless disturbed. Every time the Game God wakes up, a change is made to the game and an entity or event is created.]
Yami swiftly rushes to stab the Game God and all the gods are shocked in horror.
The elemental gods gather and transform from human sized beings into enormous giants that nearly touch the veil above their heads. All of them land a direct hit on Yami with their Elemental Fists
[Damage report: Yami 1% clone defeated]
"Unfair. None of you can handle a joke. Tell them Game God."
Yami was delighted with the gods' reactions.
"Ah the clone trick. I am safe everyone, no need to worry so stop looking at my stats."
[Game God's stats are numerically 1 for all except mana(1 HP). Game God has infinite mana and the Invincibility skill. The other gods only have the Immortality skill just like Yami.]
"Why have you come to the realm, Yami?"
"Maybe really take over the realm."
"No I think you mean you'd like to hear your next order from the gods."
Suddenly the gleaming realm of clouds and magical gardens disappeared. The entire surrounding became pitch black that stretched endlessly.
It was like the Void or the Universe without any stars and planets.
The God of Fire immediately strangled Yami.
"I don't care if this is a clone. Bring back our realm!"
"Bad design choice then. The realm is easily manipulated by a player and yet you pride yourself in sleeping on these clouds."
"I'll fi-"
"I bring balance to the Universe by doing what I tell myself to do. I don't take your orders. Your lazy asses do not befit the title of god."
Yami's voice mimicked the thunderous and ever echoing voice of the God of Fire. The God of Light trembled.
"Have you forgotten? The only player to reach a stalemate with EVERY god."
The faces of the gods turned into disgust while the God of Light sighed.
"So? What if you had a few draws in a serious battle with me? You will never be god like me, the glorious god of fire."
"I act better than the gods do because you're just Artifi-"
The God of Fire activated incineration and attempted to destroy every single bit of dark presence. One bit escaped and turned into Yami. Yami adjusts his straw hat.
"Enough!"
The Game God destroyed the void and the clouds beneath them can be felt again.
"That was quite a show. You may leave Yami."
"Nope. I can ask anything and any reward anytime for beating all of you before and any other time. For example, change your appearance. Your appearance is out of date, game controllers don't look like you anymore."
"I know what you need. Travel to the planet of Errd and the skill you desire will be there. No objections? 'No.' I'm going back to sleep."