The mystery of M

James Moriarty walked quickly, "Next time you interrupt me I will cut your balls off and feed them to you; do you understand?"

The man paled, "Yes sir; I am sorry, but you said to get you to the train on time."

James paused before getting into the car, "The train doesn't leave until I say."

Again the man nodded, "Yes sir; sorry sir."

James got in and sighed. He was so close. Thankfully he was a patient man.

James smiled to himself. He would woo the innocent Rain and get back the jewel her ancestors had stolen from his.

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1847 Cornwall:

Meg laid in bed next to her lover, "Michael are you sure about this? It isn't like taking a few-"

Michael kissed her, "Trust me Meggy... The earl is smitten with you. You'll work your special magic slip him the drug and then let me in. Nothing easier."

Sighing Meg snuggled, "Says the man who isn't going to be groped by an old man with fish breath."

Michael laughed, "Well it's not my fault you're so damn alluring."

He kissed her deeply, "Irish Meg siren of the Emerald isle."

Meg blushed, "You're the devil Michael Montgomery."