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What's your most hated food?

I was just thinking about what my favorite food was cause I was eating some toffe chocolate. And i was thinking 'Why do people not like toffe. This shit bussin' So decided thats todays topic.

I want to post my top 5 and why you guys can put what your is if you want.

1. Black Licorice: It's actually disgusting, both taste wise and health wise. It is one of the if not the unhealthiest candy you can eat. Not only does it taste like shit but you can literally die of a heartattack if you eat like two packages. Now I mean usually most people don't eat 2 packages of anything, but when you are hungry or in a bad mood candy is what you consume 50% of the time. And again, it also tastes like actual garbage

Now this next one technically isnt actual "Food" but its in food.

2. Ribeye Fat: Now when I have steak, I want a big juicy slab of meat. I want it to be medium or medium rare, and to have that stuff be juicy. But when I bit into a part of the steak that I didn't notice had a big lump of fat. Ruins my entire meal. I can have a nice 20$ Ribeye and it will be ruined because of that fat, I mean the rest of the steak tastes good, its just I don't like that sudden bite of tire rubber. It's like brushing your teeth, drunking orange juice only to forget it tastes horrible with mint. or like drinking milk that tastes weird, then you notice its been out of date for 4 days. It dosen't affect you for more than 20 seconds, but ruins your day.

3. Blue Cheese: Now I get Blue Cheese, mostly because I am Greek and I use to like it. But now that I've grown and so has my taste buds, and jesus christ I realised how strong blue cheese was. It's like wanting some mint and your friend hands you one of those listerine strips. It's too much of what I want. Blue cheese for those who dont know, is just molded feta cheese. But its bacteria is not bad, since its only been molded for 1 - 2 days. But the taste is so strong, if the bitterness and the moldyness was toned down like 40% I would love blue cheese. Buts its not.

4. Regular Olives: As I said in the paragraph above, I am of Greek heritage, I think Athen. Butas a greek person I've had the one thing you shouldn't insult a greek person on. Greek Olives.

We love our olives, and they are amazing, the mouth puckering amount of salt in one olive is astounding, but thats why they are so good. If you take one Greek olive and slice it up, put it in a sandwhich or salad, the saltiness adds so much flavor, Kalamata, Amfissa, Conservoila olives ect. They are Greek beauty's we take pride in...

But american olives... Those thing's. We are not proud of those "Olives". They have no taste, bland, they have the texture of a mushroom but without the taste, they dont even have the salty flavour of actual olives, you can't even taste the thing! You eat a Greek olive and you think "Holy shit thats salty and good." You eat an olive and you think "Did I accidentally swallow the olvie without chewing it?" Because it's taste is so forgettable you forget you ate it not even a second after eating it. I hate my stupid country for putting a bad name on my peoples treasure. I spit on thee. *HackTuu!*

And now the most overatted thing mankind has ever produced. Hummus.

That shit is disgusting, I'd rather give a rimjob to a homeless man than eat that crap. It's actually horrible, I don't know how to even describe how bad it is, it's lile the last time I tried it made me forget the taste because of how traumatic it was. Actually garbage. How does my Yaya eat that stuff?

Also damn I got heated and typed 300+ words about how Greek olives are great and how Americans ruin them. hah. Get crapped on america.

I shouldn't be saying that since I live in America. Please don't arrest me FBI

anyways

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