Lu Fan did not even know how to hold a civilized conversation with them.
Even the god responsible for love and romance was twisted.
Cupid would indeed shoot arrows to bring couples together, but most of the time, it was like the arrows were on delay, shattering their heart much to his satisfaction.
If you remain single for as long as he had and eat dog food at every turn, you might end up like him.
He was tired of looking at these small fries and shifted his gaze to the Primordial Seven.
Gaia, Tartarus, Uranus, Nyx, Erebus, Ymir, Surtur.
Yeah, I know that this lineup is messed up, which gave Lu Fan a headache.
In truth, there are more old gods, even older than Surtur, but they did not hold the title of Primordial Seven.
Nyx and Chaos/Void could be considered twins but no one knew their true origin story.
They had tons of them.
The true origin story was like a true name of a fairy.