Afterlife Department
50,000 years ago, Hell was destroyed because of too much Foul from the resentment of the souls that later turned to Soul Eaters and devoured everything in their wake, leaving nothing of Hell. The gods above in Heaven, in order to take care of the newly-died souls, created the Afterlife Department comprised of grim reapers. Huo Ling was delivering food that day when he met Yi Bing and the guy gave him a warning. When he arrived to the customer's unit, he was killed. Huo Ling: you set up a death flag for me! Yi Bing: I'm a grim reaper. I'm the flag myself. Let me help you solve the mystery of your death. Huo Ling: your sister! Alternative title: The Different Ways I Died at 23 Update: daily
Paranoia
"What happened?" Feng Er asked again when she didn't hear their reply. She slowly walked towards them and squatted before them as she poked Si Shui's forehead.
"Er-jie… it's like this… we're so stupid." Si Shui answered in a flat tone and a deadpan face.
"… you just noticed?" Feng Er said when she remembered that Yi Bing and Di San planned to infiltrate Lu Si's faction before and claim they're from District 8 when they looked like young masters that grew up with a golden spoon in their mouth.
Di San felt like he suffered a big blow. "I've got a lead about the Xi family from Huo Ling." He said.
Feng Er, who changed her plans and now plans to infiltrate the Xi family, perked her ears up and she looked excited. Another meat pie falling from the sky! She thought. "The Xi family! Tell me! Tell me!" she said.