Afterlife Department
50,000 years ago, Hell was destroyed because of too much Foul from the resentment of the souls that later turned to Soul Eaters and devoured everything in their wake, leaving nothing of Hell. The gods above in Heaven, in order to take care of the newly-died souls, created the Afterlife Department comprised of grim reapers. Huo Ling was delivering food that day when he met Yi Bing and the guy gave him a warning. When he arrived to the customer's unit, he was killed. Huo Ling: you set up a death flag for me! Yi Bing: I'm a grim reaper. I'm the flag myself. Let me help you solve the mystery of your death. Huo Ling: your sister! Alternative title: The Different Ways I Died at 23 Update: daily
Massacre
Hospital.
Lu Si looked at his subordinate who was grinning from ear to ear as he approached him. "Boss!" he called him. "My wife finally gave birth!" he told him, his face is red and his eyes are sparkling in excitement.
"Then, why are you here? Go accompany your wife!" he told him.
"Yes! But, boss, you should be the third person to see our beloved child. The first and second is me and my wife, of course!" he stupidly giggled.
Lu Si helplessly sighed as he followed him. "Then, what about the nurses and the doctor?" he asked.
"Ah. Wait… one, two, three…" his subordinate counted the number of the nurses and the doctor present when his wife gave birth.
Lu Si finally couldn't hold back his laughter as he patted his subordinate's back. "Let's go." He told him. He knew his subordinate is uneducated, but what he wanted in his people is a kind heart and not their educational background.