a dream
Today is the 4th day of our journey
I felt like I was being suffocated by extreme luxury no matter which way I looked, whether it was the bear fur under my feet or the cotton cushions under my butt. The only bad part was the little girl who shared this luxurious horse carriage with me.
Thanks to her short figure, when I looked at the girl lying and sleeping on the seats where two people could hardly sit side by side, I thought bad things.
It was like a demon was whispering in my ear that I could escape this hell by taking her as a hostage.
Her pink long hair hung down the sides of the couch and her long princess dress made her look like a sleeping beauty. But only from a third person perspective.
When I looked at the same girl, all I saw was the word "spoiled" reborn in a new body and reborn to torment the human race. If I put aside my knowledge and prejudices about her, she was actually asleep sweetly. You know when you see a little girl sleeping in this pretty way and you lose control of your desires. Then after a few hours the girl wakes up and makes a promise that she will never sleep in public again.
I had the same feeling. I wanted to find a swarm of disgusting insects, stick them in the girl's clothes and then stand there with a camera to record the upcoming show. But there are no cameras in this world, and more importantly, if I did something like that to this girl, I would definitely be executed.
"Boring."
After a crash lesson in basic manners as I was a personal butler, I started sharing Shizune's car at the orders of the old butler. If this bitch had lost the ability to speak, my journey could have been very enjoyable.
The level of luxury of this vehicle was unlike anything I had ever experienced in my previous life. The bird feather pillows on which I leaned back massaged my body. I looked at the cabin roof, which absorbed and diffused the light leaking through the windows because of the specialized paint, but I had no idea about the rest of the luxuries. I don't know what kind of material would make you feel as smooth as quicksilver, as warm as plastic and as hard as iron, but the whole car was designed with this material.
As I was watching the luxuries, I closed my eyes because I felt sleepy and slowly lay down on the seat, and an vision of the old butler came to my mind.
"Rule 11, when traveling with your master, don't you dare sleep outside of break times. It is your duty to risk your life and protect your master in case of danger."
Ahhhh old bastard! Get the fuck out of my eye. I don't want to dream about you.
Naturally, I wasn't one to follow such rules unless my life was in danger. I put my head on the soft pillows, stretched out my feet, which were numb from sitting for so long, relaxed myself and fell to sleep.
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"Yuto, wake up... Idiot peasant, come on, wake up fast. Alphenzo is coming here..."
Dozens of bikini-clad milf beauties playing volleyball with me on a beach disappeared when I heard the sensation of a soft stick poking my cheek and whispers reaching my ears.
"I hope you have a good reason for breaking in the middle of my glorious dream."
When Shizune heard her butler talking about a glorious dream, she wondered what kind of dream her butler was seeing, but now she had something more important to worry about.
"Wake up now, we will take a short refreshment break soon. Alphenzo can come here in the mean time."
"So what?"
"What mean, so what? Think what would happen if he found you sleeping in my wagon. He'd tell my dad that you're worthless when we get home."
"Okay, okay, okay, I got it. I'm up."
I pushed Shizune's head away from me and I sat up, with a yawn.
Of course, you may wonder why I am so relaxed. The other day, during an hours-long journey alone with Shizune, I discovered the truth that Shizune is a child too. Even though she is a noble, she almost cried when I told her with teary eyes that I wanted to be friends with her. Fortunately, thanks to my god-level acting skills, I was able to suppress the laughter and play the role of a very lonely cute boy to trick her.
Of course, I only kept up the cute friend act for one night, and although I slowly showed my true personality the next day, Shizune didn't change her mind about being friends with me. It wasn't hard to guess why, since she was a noble, probably there were no kids around her that she can really make friends with and talk to without worrying about manners.
But not everything was perfect. Since Shizune was my friend for the first time, she opened up about everything that had been stored up inside her all these years. She started to tell me about all the things she had been going through non-stop since we left this morning. How much her father loved her, how much her stepmother threatened her, how much her older brothers enjoyed dressing her up like a baby doll. But for some reason the things she said made me think about her family. For a moment I even thought that the only person who really cared about her was her step-mother. Because everything else was too much drama.
If Shizune hadn't said "a peasant like you probably doesn't know, but" every two sentences, I might have felt a little sympathy for her. Fortunately, the opening session only continued until the afternoon when she got tired to talk and fell asleep.
After listening to everything Shizune told me, I thought it might not be as bad as I imagined this aristocratic family would be. The only person I had to pay attention to was the count's second wife, a woman who had only given birth to one child. She seems to be the most interested and knowledgeable person about servants.
"Can you hear me?"
"Sorry, I got distracted. What did you say?"
"I said, what kind of dream did you have?"
Is she asking me what kind of dream I had? Well, I'll tell her, and maybe if she blushes or something, I'll have some fun.
Ehh? What did I dream about? I think it was...? The harder I try to remember, the more I forget. What did I dream about? I think it was something dirty, but what was it?
Ahhhhhh why can't I remember the dream I just had, my memory was enhanced by my magical ability. I think it's a side effect of having a godly magic ability.
"If you have to pee, go take care of it before the break ends."
Uh, what? Oh, I guess I made a funny face trying to remember my dream. What a shame...
"I just forgot my dream and I was trying to remember it."
"What? You forgot your dream? Ahahaha, are you some kind of stupid or something? What kind of person forgets a dream they had a few minutes ago? Ahahaha."
"Don't you ever forget your dreams as soon as you wake up?"
"Hahaha, my stomach aches from laughing. If you forgot your dream as soon as you woke up, how did you know you had a dream. Hahahaha.... You are a real stupid butler."
Fuck off! That's too reasonable an answer for a five years girl. What am I supposed to say? Anyway, let her continue to feel superior so that I can manipulate her more easily. Kekeke
"That face again! Ahahaha. What the hell is that? Ahaha."
In my previous life, when I wanted to change my facial expression, the hard muscles in my face would ache. It's very annoying that my facial expression changes too easily. I need to rise to the apex of acting talent to overcome this problem. To acting like living... All life is a story... And I'm the main character... I must adopt this mentality.
Butler Alphenzo opened the wagon door and looked at Shizune, who was rolling on the floor while laughing, and at Yuto, who was sitting in his seat with a serious expression. At that moment Alphenzo froze for a moment, remembering the fun trips they had taken together when his master was a child. In just a second, Alphenzo freed himself from his thoughts and explained the reason for his coming here.
"Young lady, the servants have already prepared a place for you to relieve yourself."
Ahhhh just when I thought of a cool answer to save my embarrassment, why did you come now, you old bastard!
"Ahahaha I'll be there in a second."
I have to go to the toilet too... No one's going to build me a special toilet to use, so I'll go and water the bushes over there. Sigh.