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After Hearing My Thoughts, the Heroine Wants to Be Part of My Harem

This is a translation. "Tang Yu traveled to an urban world of a light novel and became a rich second-generation villain. His only mission: to survive until the end of the plot to return to his world. He was doing fine, but unexpectedly, his internal thoughts began to be 'heard' by the female protagonists. Now they are all interested in him! Oh, he just wanted a quiet life and to survive until the end! Help!

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Chapter 114: Others have also had intestinal problems! But only he succeeded

This time, Lin Fan's progress was quite smooth.

It gave him a sense of satisfaction.

No wonder he is the War God of the North, who has come out of countless desperate situations!

Such problems could not stop him.

Others also had intestinal issues! But only he succeeded.

However, while performing the "great fire absorbs juice," he couldn't help but let out a strong odor.

"Fortunately, the window was open, so to avoid everyone's suspicions, he took the initiative to help himself."

"'Well, the air in Su Hang isn't very good; there's a foul smell coming in.'"

"Yeah, I've smelled it for a while. There's probably a garbage truck nearby."

Qi Taiqing nodded, looking at his disciple behind the wheel.

"Yang Fei, close the window for a moment; this smells horrible."

"Understood, Master!"

The one driving was his disciple, who quickly pressed the button.

With a "click!", the car window closed.

At that moment, Lin Fan's face turned green; he wanted to slap this old man.

Now that the window was closed, the smell would only get stronger?

How could he blame others?

Not even a minute passed after the window was closed, and the stench became even more intense.

It was as if an old man were cooking in the car.

The person next to Lin Fan, Qi Taiqing, felt it the most.

Recovering his senses, he covered his nose and said, "God, why does it smell worse after closing the window? This is the smell from the car, not from outside."

Lin Fan deliberately closed his eyes to relax, pretending not to hear.

He really didn't know how to respond.

In fact, the smell was too strong.

But his "great fire" was about to be completed.

Now, there were only four people in the car.

Himself, Lin Fan, Ning Shiqin, and his disciple at the wheel.

Of course, Qi Taiqing didn't suspect that it was Lin Fan who had messed his pants.

Let alone think of Ning Shiqin.

"How could such a beautiful girl get dirty?"

So he directed his suspicion towards his disciple at the wheel.

His disciple was a boy weighing over two hundred kilos, famous for his big appetite on Jiuquan Mountain.

Looking at his disciple, he shouted angrily, "Yang Fei, you fool! I've told you not to eat weird stuff, and not only that, but you've also messed your pants!"

"A grown man like you, and you're no better than an animal!"

The word "animal" echoed loudly.

Lin Fan felt a vein on his forehead throb violently.

As the War God of the North, when had he ever been humiliated like this?

But he knew it wasn't directed at him.

So he could only choose to forgive.

"Yang Fei, surprised by his master's sudden reprimand, replied embarrassedly: 'Master, it wasn't me! I'm already an adult; how could I soil my pants?'"

"So you're telling me I've accused you unjustly? In this car, besides you, is there anyone else?"

Qi Taiqing was so angry that his face turned red.

Yang Fei couldn't stand this kind of injustice and also began to shout, "I really didn't do it! I swear."

"'Whoever shits themselves is a fucking bastard!'"

"Only someone uneducated, an animal, could do something like that..."

As Yang Fei continued to insult, he suddenly realized something.

"His master had suddenly attacked him; could it be that he was the one who had soiled his pants?"

"But out of pride, he couldn't admit it and decided that he, as his disciple, would take the blame."

If that were the case, then it wasn't appropriate for him to keep insulting.

Besides, his master, due to his age, it was normal he couldn't control himself.

As a disciple, it was natural for him to help bear the guilt.

Suddenly, realizing this, Yang Fei quickly changed his tone.

"Master, I'm sorry! Actually, I have a bit of an upset stomach today..."

"You useless animal, always doing animal things!"

Qi Taiqing was frustrated.

He had taught a disciple who couldn't even control himself.

He felt that more than ten years of hard work were nothing compared to having a dog.

At least a dog knows it should do its business outside!

Lin Fan, having guessed what Yang Fei was thinking, sighed in relief inside.

Fortunately, this kid has some awareness and knows to step up and take the blame.

Just for this, he would definitely teach him a few things later.

Just when he thought he had escaped a big mess, Ning Shiqin, who was in the passenger seat, covered her nose and spoke.

"No, the smell doesn't come from younger brother Yang Fei."

"Ah?"

Hearing Ning Shiqin, Qi Taiqing was stunned.

Wasn't it his disciple who messed himself?

But he hadn't done it either.

Could it be that Lin Fan had done it? An expert at [Earth] level who couldn't control his own body?

He sniffed deeply, and indeed, it seemed the smell came from Lin Fan.

Seeing everyone's gaze turn to him, Lin Fan, with an impassive expression, opened his side window.

Then he reached over to open Qi Taiqing's window.

Since it was a bit farther away, he had to lean over a little.

This movement.

It was like an unexpected wind.

"And when a series of loud and resonant farts sounded, everyone was shocked."

"(=°Д°=)!!!"

Qi Taiqing, sitting next to him, screamed in fright.

"Σ_(oཀo"∠)!"

Yang Fei, who was driving, slammed on the brakes and pulled the car to the side of the road, starting to vomit.

Ning Shiqin, without thinking, opened the door and ran out, her face pale.

After she left, Qi Taiqing and Yang Fei also rushed out of the car.

The three ran to the roadside, inhaling deeply the fresh air and looking at the car with a more frightened expression.

This Mr. Lin did not disappoint; he was definitely an expert at [Earth] level. The diarrhea was so extraordinary! δ.o

"Master, can this car still be used?"

Yang Fei asked with a worried look; this was his new Audi.

"Are you still thinking about your...?"

Qi Taiqing hadn't finished speaking when he vomited again.

The three waited by the roadside for almost an hour, watching Lin Fan come out of the car with an expressionless face.

He took off his jacket and tied it around his waist to cover his pants in a sorry state.

"Mr. Lin, did that boy hit you during the fight?"

Qi Taiqing, wanting to get closer to Lin Fan, quickly approached to help him out of his predicament.

But as he got closer, he couldn't help but vomit again.

Lin Fan had a face as dark as ink.

With an angry voice, he said, "That boy is incredibly wicked! During the fight, he struck me from behind, and now I've suffered this humiliation today. I will definitely take bloody revenge on the Tang family!"

"'Yes, let him pay with blood! Let them beat him until he soils himself!'"

Yang Fei shouted along with him from the side.

He thought it would be good to get along with Lin Fan so that he would later compensate him for his car.

"..."

Qi Taiqing turned and looked at his disciple with fury.

This idiot! Always opening his mouth at the wrong moment!

Lin Fan was already so dazed that he couldn't be bothered.

With an impassive expression, he said, "I have some things to do, so I'm leaving. I'll contact you later."

Having said that, he ran towards the hotel where he was staying.

Upon returning to the hotel, he washed thoroughly.

Only then, dressed in a robe, did he sit on the sofa with a gloomy expression.

He thought that, based on his strength, upon returning to China, he could act confidently and complete his mission easily.

But he hadn't expected the plan to go so wrong.

That Tang Yu was completely different from what the information said.

Wasn't he just a rich young man?

Could an ordinary rich young man hit him like that?

"I must change my approach. Just relying on strength won't solve the problem; I have to use my wits; China is different after all."

He murmured to himself as he began to plot in his mind.

Like a venomous snake lurking in the dark.

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