Deaf Idiot

(Quick note, I know that Fus ro Dah means unrelenting force, I think Dragons Roar sounds cooler though)

I guess someone didn't realize that hitting A MOTHERFUCKING FLYING DRAGON THAT LITERALLY PUT THE WHOLE WORLD INTO A ILLUSION IS A GOOD IDEA. I quickly rush down and see that it was Gilgamesh. I quickly dive down and turn into my human form midway.

"Little ant tried to hurt me?"

(Lets just say that Shiro can differentiate between the Infinite Tsukuyomi and the normal one)

𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐦 - 𝐓𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐨𝐦𝐢

I laugh as he continues to see his only friend Enkidu being tortured and killed. I believe that he has to high a will power to feel pain from torture so I decided to choose the second best option, making the closest person to him tortured. I then take him out of the illusion while asking him.

"I can make it feel like eternity while only a second passes. Bow down unless you want to keep watching Enkidu have fun."

I knew that he wouldn't bow down yet so I decided to just mind break him first. I quickly throw him back into the genjutsu while throwing him away in my pocket dimension. I also turned time dilation on ;). 20 years when 1 second feels like a eternity? There is literally nobody that won't be mind fucked.

I quickly head to the nearest store and just steal some paper. I write down a list of my ahem ahem, desires.

1. The ability to buy stuff while inside the fictional world

2. The ability to buy stuff from other fictional worlds while inside another one

3. To fast forward or go back in time by any amount

(Let me show you a example on why I added number 2. If i'm in world A, I can't buy anything from world B. I can't buy a devil fruit in Naruto.)

4. The ability to sense any reincarnated person in the world I am in.

As I finish writing my list, I get ready to ask Atreus to do his weird shit. I have to remember to get Gilgamesh tomorrow and just use Impure World Reincarnation on him. It then falls on me that i'm getting a bit overpowered.. Being to overpowered doesn't provide entertainment.. Hopefully Atreus forgets?

I call for Atreus as I wait for the day to finish. I don't know why, but I feel like i'm forgetting something? I continue to think as Atreus suddenly appears.

Atreus "... Your smarter than you look, by a little bit. Considering its your first time to try this out, i'll allow it."

I'm starting to get confused by my 3rd wish. What would happen if I go to my pocket dimension? Did I figure out a way to destroy the time dilation? What would happen if I learned a skill then went back a week outside?

[Host would keep the skill]

I never specified if there was a limit on how far I can go.. YOLO

𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘰 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥

G̵̳͖̳̺̠͍͌̚ͅÓ̸̓́̈̎̆͜ͅ ̸̢̡͔̦̜̰̋͜B̶̥̙͚̯̻͕͍̓̔̓̌́̔͠͝Á̶̖̣̬̘̮͓̩̲͍͑̆̀́̇͘̚͝ͅC̴̡͉̘̖̞͕͖̟̄̎͐͝K̷̼̪̤͕͉͙̬̽͗̊͠͠͝

̸̠͉͐̈́͗̐̒̈́̃̾͗͠ ̷̗̟̱͘͝G̷̡̛̺̰̲͙̹̠͖̟̓̓̃̈̌͆̕ͅƠ̵̡̞̟͙̎͋̀͆͌̽̓̅̀ ̸̡̤̞̦̼̬̝̤̅̂̐̈́̐̃̚B̸̭̤͍͍̀́̑̎Â̷̫̼͎͍͆̔̃̂̎̚͝Ć̵̗̙͉̄̍͑̾̔̽͝K̵̩͙̫͖̗̊̎̋̄͜

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̴̢̬̚ͅ ̴̙̲̥̫̪̓ͅG̶̡̛̩̹̐̄͗͛̂́̓͠͝Ö̷̫̙̠͇͖͕̠̟͇́̆ ̷̫̲̽͌͠B̷̞͕̻̲̬̼̗̊́͊̃̅̅̐̚͘Ả̵͍͈̝̯̳̥̯̣̜C̶̨̫̘͔̳̖͓͗͐͋̃̅̀̀͝K̴̡̰̺͍͙̺̐́͜͜

̴̢̭̀̊͘̚͝ ̸̨̢̘͙̖̫̘̲̰̼͆̔̍Ǧ̵̮̱͎̰͕̩̤͔͇͐̏̿̃͜͝O̶̜̾ ̸̮͍̼̣͈͍̔̒͜͜B̶̢̗̽͂͌A̵̢͉̩̫̘̘͂̆C̸͚̫̘̯̪͉͔̥̜̑̊K̷̛̩̻̺͖̺̞͉̣͓͇̋̀

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̶̢͙̫͎̤̬͛͌̍̋͂͐̃ ̴̯̹̔͒̔̒͑̆̄G̴̨̬̼̩͓̠̦̩̔͒̃̓̈́̂̈́͠Ǫ̶̛̎͊̈́̓̉̈́͂ ̵̢͇̩̮͛́̋͗̋B̵̲̳̲̗͋̈́̾̊̇̑̕͝A̶̢̘̟̞͍̯̩̳̼͆͑̃̏̄͘͝ͅC̶͇͖͙͇̥̰̺͓͐̚͜Ḱ̶̢̧̨̖̞͑͐̃̇͝ͅ

̴̡̡̘̘̹̂̈́̂͜ ̴̨̪̤̠̘͆̅̌̉̈́̒̂̔͝G̷̢̧̯͍̈́̂ͅỎ̴͔̲͍̘͉͖̋ ̶̧͍̫͎̯̟̤̦̟̺̀͐̏̃̅́̏̚Ḇ̷̧͇͔̘̈́̐͑̊͆̉̇̀͘͝Å̶̻͉͈C̵͈͉̮͎͙͋͝͝K̶̠̦͙̊

̸̧̝͎͓̯͋̓̔͆ ̶̨̟̞̩̱̐̐̈̈G̸̢̰̳̎͂̕Ǫ̶̝̱̓̂̄͋̅ ̷̨̢̼̰͇̙͉̪̀͜Ḅ̵͔̠̞̝͖͙̂̆̍̋͗͐͗̏̚Ą̶͖͚̳̖̻̫̑̃̆̆̊Ć̷̢̖͎̌̾̐ͅK̸̨̡̖̮̣̠͖͕̥̜̅̑̋̍̈́͐̈́̕͝

'WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?! FUCKING HELL NO GOING BACK MORE THAN A BILLION YEARS WHAT THE FUCK...'

Shiro realizes that going back that far is plain retarded and that he would probably cease to exist if he goes back again. He doesn't want to fuck anything up so he decided to go back to the second before he used his ability.

(If that doesn't make sense, Shiro A went back in time to Shiro B and they fused with each other. What happened to the world Shiro A was in? Fuck knows.)

I roll back in time to the point where I was about to try it out. I finally remember that I left Gilgamesh inside my dimension for so long.. I quickly hop inside to go get him out when I realize that he's..dead? I think I fucked him up for too long.. I quickly have to go and get some random fucker as the sacrifice.. I know who I should get.. who else than Shinji? Definitely the best option.. Now where should I find him? ..! Buy the Accio spell. I just have to teleport him to me now. Actually, I should make a magnificent show ;) .

{Voice Amplifying}

"Do we have any volunteers for a secret little trick? Shinji Matou will do ;)."

I quickly rain terror upon buildings against the countryside of Japan as I get the land ready to be my stage. I quickly get on and throw Gilgamesh's dead body on the floor. I begin to cast Accio repeatedly to teleport every Magus, Servant, and Master to my area. I quickly tell them to shut up unless they all want to die. I show them Gilgamesh's dead little body before I decapitate him. I hastily walk up to Shinji and throw him by his collar near Gilgameshs body. I go and tell Rider that Shinji isn't really her master so she should just shut up and wait.

{Voice Amplifying}

"Alrighty then, time for my magical act!"

𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐦 - 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

They all watch on wonder and fear as they see Shinji begin to freak out as paper wraps around him. A cask suddenly appears as Gilgamesh's eyes begin to open. All the magus I summoned were freaking out because of my abilities to reincarnate.

I quickly tell everyone that was near me that "I can reincarnate people from the dead, trying to force me to do anything will make me demote you germs into nothing. I also mean physically."

I quickly turn into my Alduin form and then use the Fus ro Dah to strike fear into them.