Surprise in Ame

Madara had just opened the door when he was greeted with a scene that caused him to blank out. Before him, lying on the couch were three babies with orange, blue and red hair. The 3 of them were sleeping peacefully surrounded by the Akatsuki robes that were now surrounding them like blankets. All three of them were holding hands.

Rubbing his face he activated his Sharingan to see if this was a gen-Jutsu and their base had been breached. But sadly there was no genjutsu and what he was seeing was real. He was snapped from his thoughts when Zetsu rushed past him, screaming

"More chibi dolls!"

Madara at this point was wondering about Zetsu's mentality. His attention was suddenly drawn to the ground where he felt his foot hitting something, only to find it was a masked baby holding a wooden box. Madara tired, dumped baby Obito with the other babies and left to look for other members.

Zetsu snatched baby Obito and Kakuzu from the ground and hugged them close, silently squealing. The black half of Zetsu remained silent pondering.

Madara went to the self-proclaimed Artists room. Finding the room empty, he sighed in relief thinking that maybe some of his members are fine. However, his belief was broken when his senses were overwhelmed with a disgusting scent. Dragging his eyes to the source of offensive smell, he found two babies blinking up at him.

He turned away from them, he didn't have time to deal with this mess. Moving towards the only members of the Akatsuki group left, he found a blue-haired baby sleeping in a messy bed. Then he heard a soft coo from the window, moving to the window he saw a black-haired baby playing with the raven that was acting as his guardian. The picture entranced him, it was a great time since he has seen such an innocent and peaceful picture. The raven noticed the newcomer and placed himself in front of the boy, he was glaring at Madara.

Madara wanted to roast that bird to teach it a lesson. He came back to the living room and told the Zetsu to gather all kids. Now all of them were lying in front of him on a table but no Zetsu was seen, he was about to get up and search for him when he came in. He saw Zetsu was showing someone the directions, mentally counting he saw all the members were in front of him, so who was this surprise guest he thought. His answers were answered when a 4 ft tall white snake came in holding a pale-skin & black-haired baby in its tail which was wrapped around the child like a cocoon.

He wondered if the ex-Akatsuki member had to do something with this situation but he let go of that thought knowing that the creepy sannin would not be stupid enough to get caught in his own technique.

At that moment baby, Deidara started sniveling attracting Madara's attention. Madara activates his Sharingan and says in a threatening voice.

"Deidara! I don't care if you are a baby now. Shut up! And act like a shinobi. Emotions are useless. Now go and clean your self and I mean now. Go!"

Baby Deidara just sat there sniveling. Zetsu who was watching all of this pitied the poor kids, even their mother who was considered practically a god wasn't this bad at handling kids. Even she showered her kids with care, love and attention.

His thoughts were suddenly blank.

Madara said to Zetsu to take care of the babies, hearing no response he turned to find a baby Zetsu sleeping on the ground. Madara pinched himself to see if he had stepped into some twilight zone.

He grabbed the kids put all of them into a wheelbarrow and headed off to the orphanage under a disguise. All the way his belief in the dream theory was getting stronger.

On reaching the Sunshine Ame Orphanage, he dumped the babies and signed the documents with fake details and left. All the people were giving him disgusted looks but he didn't care. He was few feet away from the ground when he fell to the ground in pain and his chakra was being sucked rapidly. Taking few paces back he felt better. He experienced the same thing when he tried again. Sighing he knew it was due to the kids.

Returning to the Orphanage he demanded the kids back. But the employees there looked at him and called security thinking that he was a crazy parent needing psychological help. They couldn't hand the kids back to such a person. Madara just altered their reality with Sharingan and left with the kids.

Thinking about what do the kids need, he went to the doctors thinking that if they deal with kids on regular basis they must know what they need.