The Nobbu March Continues!

(A/N: I think I got carried away with the Nobbus in this chapter)

Asahi looked at his hair, "This is too long, it looks weird." He had been thinking to cut it for a while now, "Hmmm....I think it looks fine" Testarossa said looking at it. Asahi turned around at pointed at a Nobbu, "You, give me a haircut." It nodded it's head, pulled out scissors and a comb and walked forward, Asahi sat down on a tree shaped like a chair, he himself formed.

A few minutes later, the Nobbu pulled out a mirror and handed it over to Asahi, who looked at himself and nodded in approval, the typical Edmund Dantes hairstyle suited him best, except half his hair was black which would make him stand out like a sore thumb, "Yup this is much better!" he said as he stood up.

After getting compliments from his girls, he got up and walked over to Bell's party with a smile he said, "Thanks for taking care of my sister." Lili looked at him with obvious animosity, due to her previous experiences she had a deep rooted hate for people who enjoyed others' suffering. Bell looked at him with a forced smile, "N-no problem, but Asahi-san that was not a good thing to do" as one who aspired to be a hero, he was unsettled by Asahi's methods.

"You're right I should make him suffer more." Asahi said as he clicked his tongue, that bastard lusted after his girls, he nodded his head with a smile, he was going to torture Apollo even more, Bell looked at him slack-jawed, "Arreee...." Welf having had his fair share of experience placed a hand on Bell's shoulder and shook his head, then nodded to Mikoto who helped him drag away Bell.

Asahi scratched his head, "Did I do something wrong?" Lili gave him a look and joined Bell, Testarossa walked to him and reassuringly said, "Dear, You did nothing wrong, it makes me happy that you're prepared to start a war with the gods for us, though if possible do try to avoid that outcome since they are more beneficial to us alive." All of them gave him smiles, even Milim who was holding a mini-nobbu in her hands, which was flailing around trying to escape.

Asahi smiled and walked forward to face his Glorious Nobbu Army, All ten thousand Nobbus were neatly lined up in rows. He raised his hand, "My Glorious Nobbus! Today we have proven here that messing with us is sentencing yourself to Death! However, our opponents were all weaklings, simply bugs that were squashed by our glorious march! But it has not yet come to an end!" He turned around and pointed in the direction of Orario, "The true enemy lies at Orario! If they will not hand him over we shall force them to do so!!", all the while looking like he was going to burst out laughing any moment.

The Nobbus raised their weapons and chanted in unison, "NOBU! NOBU! NOBU!" Asahi turned back to face them and said in a low voice, "But first." He brought down his hand, the ground started breaking apart as thousands of Nobbus crawled out, adding to the already large number of Nobbus, when the spectacle finished an army of 199,000 normal Nobbus and 1,000 Giant Nobbus stood in front of him. "Begin the March!"

He nodded in satisfaction as he began to leisurely walked in the direction of Orario with a smile on his face, "Oye Asahi can I sit on one of those?!" Milim asked him pointing at one of the Giant Nobbus, Asahi looked at one and it walked forward before placing them all on it's hat, "I didn't even think about this! Pretty good idea Milim!" he said as he patted her head. She stayed for a bit before running off to join Keiko who was at the edge looking at the scenery with stars in her eyes.

Liliana walked next to him, "Do you need anything?" he pulled out some mats and a kotatsu table along with things necessary for a hot pot and settled down, "Ahhhh! This is paradise!" Liliana and Saeko immediately grabbed the spots next to him, "Do either of you know how to make this?" Saeko nodded, "I do." Liliana looked at her, "I'll help you out." and both of them began cooking.

The three Primordials looked at them and then at each other, before all three of them clicked their tongues, Ultima's constant smile twitched, "Aree....we've lost our spots!", Carrera bonked her head, "That's because ya forced us to play fucking rock-paper-scissors for the spots, that got taken before we could've even begun!" Testarossa nodded her head, "This is your fault Ultima!"

Milim sniffed the air and came running over to join them and then all of them proceeded to have a nice family dinner....except there was an army marching behind them and they were technically heading to war.

Spectators POV

Apollo seeing the events of the wargame fell down and his face paled, "Y-You're not going to do it right? Hestia!" Hestia looked to the side, "Hmph! You tried to take Bell-kun, so I won't help you!" All the gods looked at the approaching army through Hermes's power, they had previously seen the combat prowess of the Nobbus even if they looked ridiculous. Hermes had a hand on his hat, "This turned in to something big."

While Apollo was regretting his decision, the other Gods were lamenting whether it was worth it to fight a war to protect Apollo and his reputation wasn't exactly great. Apollo looked around, why was no one saying that they would not do it? Hermes looked around somewhat displeased, "There is an unspoken rule about not killing one of us, But! I am not the one who can decide whether to side with Apollo or not, this will affect Orario as a whole as such the decision lies with you gentlemen! however if I may add, handing over Apollo was a pre-decided condition in case he loses!"

A god raised his voice, "I can't accept this! He's basically threatening us!" another one countered him, "That's because he has the assets to do so! Our losses won't be small!", and so the opinions were split between whether to hand him over or not, until Loki raised her hand, "I don't really care, but I think we should hand him over, this is his own fault ain't it? besides if it was already decided that he'd be handed over then this is just stainin' our own word and reputation."

The door to the room suddenly opened and a white haired Goddess (A/N: more like public bus) walked in bringing everyone's attention to her, Loki clicked her tongue, "Always bein' flashy!" Freyja looked at them and said, "I believe we should not hand him over." As such the opinions of the two strongest familia were opposing each other, Loki asked her , "Why's that?"

"I have a better idea, this one should be far more entertaining~"

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"Hey this was pretty good!" Asahi said finishing his meal, he turned to Saeko, "You're the ideal Japanese wife aren't you? I mean you can cook good food, you're supporting, you're loyal and you can wield a katana too." She blushed a bit, "Ara~ I'm happy you think that way."

Milim raised her hand, "Asahi! Asahi! what about me?!" , Asahi smiled and patted her head, "You're just a walking bundle of joy, which is why I love you!" he said raising her up and rubbing his face against hers. She smiled happily, while a certain white haired demon thought, 'I must be more useful!'