"Eh? Lord Long Yi, please calm down, I didn't mean to disrespect you! Hey, Lord Long Yi, don't pull me! Oh, it hurts, it hurts! Lord Long Yi, what are you doing, why are we heading towards the window? We're on the third floor! Oh no, Lord Long Yi, please don't throw me! I'm afraid of heights! Ahhh—"
Splat!
A man was tossed onto a tree, shattering numerous branches before he finally hit the ground. He groaned for a while before noticing that he had alerted the night patrol in the dormitory area. He stumbled to his feet and limped away.
"Hmph, trying to buy me off? I, Long Yi, am an emissary of justice! A role model for humanity!" Long Yi shamelessly sang his own praises.
Early the next morning at the dining hall, Long Yi recounted last night's events to Ai Lin. Outraged, Ai Lin vehemently supported Long Yi's actions. To a womanizer like Joseph, she wished she could break his legs!