Reincarnation

'Why the hell is it taking so long for me food to arrive' I mentally scream in my head. Whilst I watch Midoriya fight Muscular over and over again I hear a knock on the door. 'Foinally (Yes I spelt it like this) my heaven has arrived'. That was what I originally thought.

You see I'm in a white room just replaying my memories like any other fan-fic waiting till a ROB come and grant me my wishes. Now now some of you might say what about your friends and family haha jokes on you I don't have any. My life was dull and the only vibrant escape for me was anime. Now don't get me wrong I hate Midoriya cuz he just mumble jumbos about everything and allowed Bakugo to bully him whilst having the delusion Bakugo is his friend. No but in all honesty the reason why I hated Midoriya was because of envy and jealousy.

You heard me y'all envy and jealousy the reason why I was envious was because he pieces his life together even in the midst of bullying. Jealous because I didn't have the will to be like him. I was the same as any teenager going through life. Getting girlfriends breaking up and that hurt me massively so when I died I embraced it with arms open.

Ahem ahem. Getting a lil off track so let's see where I was oh yeah so basically I opened the door thinking my food was there and the person stood in front of me was no other than .... It is I DIO. Nah I'm joking it was the delivery man with my pizza. I promptly thank him and give him a £10 tip cuz hard times due to COVID Init. Well what happened next was the grueling part I saw that my pizza was slightly burnt but either way I ate it all not knowing that the dough that they used was 1 year outta date. Brother if I had to tell you something never buy pizza from a third rate shop cuz I just died to food poisoning. It wasn't painful though I just died in my sleep.

"Hmm so what do we have here a soul that has managed to somehow get into my domain"

"Who are you" Alex yells out into seemingly nothing

"Oh I am the ROB you have though into your head you can call me Jason"

"Alright Jason so what happens now" says Alex

"What happens now is that I send you off to a world you want to go with only 3 wishes and no perks" Jason tells Alex

"Cool cool well I'd like to go to Boku no hero academia and lemme think about my wishes"

3 Days later

"Are you done yet" Jason asks boringly

"Yes" Alex says

"Good cuz I was about to die of exhaustion like you did" Jason says non-caringly

"I died to exhaustion!!!" Alex exasperates

"Well duh you binge watched Cobra Kai for 36 hours with only 2 meals and no water fatso" Jason mocks Alex

"Take a deep breath take a deep breath. For my first wish I would like to customize my body which includes everything down to the DNA and genes" Alex said

"Reasonable" Jason says as he pulls up the creation screen "here you go customize"

Alex then spends the next half an hour customizing his body which is adapted to martial arts efficiency. His muscles are lean and compact not bulging even thought they are not bulging they look like they contain power speed agility and flexibility. He has midnight black hair but with startling blue eyes which makes him look handsome but not overly. As those peerlessly handsome people are not there in the world no matter how you look at it.

"I would love to have eidietic memory" Alex tells Jason

"Easy peazy lemon squeeze" Jason says "Also just so you know your memories included in that shii"

"Okay okay. For my final wish I want my quirk to be absolute ice control" Alex says with piercing eyes

"Hoooh why ice" Jason asks Alex

"Oh easy they can act as an air conditioner if I'm hot" Alex says with eyes that look like asking are you stupid

"Hahahaha that's funny but I know what your thinking but I won't say for now but you have a very strong quirk" Jason says "Well then off you go retard" and with that Jason kicked Alex into a portal or was it mwahahaha.

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Decided to try a new style of writing as the audience from Cobra Kai said my style in the novel was quite lacking if I must say and yes I'm British and there will be slang in there.