1491 No Way. You Will Lower The Average Looks Of Us, The Children

"Silly boy, children shouldn't take alcohol. Take a sniff of this soup. It's cooked with alcohol directly. It isn't nice. Come, Master will take the burden off you.

"Fatty, stop eating. Look at your tummy. It's going to catch up with that wok you're carrying on your back soon. Master will drink that soup on your behalf. Master is thinking about your welfare, you know.

"Manman, you're taking so long to blow on the soup to cool it down. You will be wasting 30 minutes of your life if you want to finish this soup. Master will help you finish the remainder then. After all, Master has enjoyed plenty in life, it's ok for me to waste a little of my life."

Harris walked among his disciples, and shamelessly extorted another few bowls of 'Buddha jumps over the wall'.