2 Ch 1 My name is??

So yea I died because of f*cking covid what kind of bullshit was that. Me ME! MEEEE!!!!!!!

(Reader discretion is advised what you are about read may be disturbing to some or hilarious to others and yes I'm breaking the 4th wall so expect more of it)

Bitchass muthafucka fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! Igsbekdksusge (incoherent speech detected it seems our MC is malfu-erm I mean stressed out we will return in a few moments 5..4..3..2..1)

MC POV: 'Well after screaming my lungs out about how I died in a really bitchy way I guess

It's time to move on. But man that really sucked I mean I was in no way handsome, talented or even smart I was just your everyday joe but the one thing I will probably miss in that life is probably hent~I mean anime, movies, novels basically anything that had the otaku mark on it. I was a 25yr old college student that majored in world history but I was mostly a war history kinda guy. I grew up as orphan so I didnt really have familial love but I wasn't gonna be moody about it. I learned at a young age that shit happens and it's up to how you deal with it that makes the changes. To be honest It's a weird feeling being dead they say that u would see a light or something but at least it ain't cold I'm just here floating or '

{While this was happening our MC didn't know that something heard his shouting and swearing and was rushing here as fast as it can and mad at that too}

???: "Hey asshole why the hell where u screaming and shit don't you know that you were going to be next"

Said a loud and booming voice that seemed to echo in this vast colorless space or void

MC: "AAHHH WHAT THE HELL MAN YOU FUCKING SCARED ME"

floating in front of him was a being that was glowing but at the same time not. It gave off a feeling of warmth and majesty until it opened what seemed to be its mouth

???: "Scared you? Maan FUCK YOU you piece of shit. You insignificant bug who the hell do you think are, you made me rush here. I almost messed up on one of the wishes the person before you asked for asshole."

Flabbergasted by the context of what this unknown entity said our MC was pondering over what it said and asked

MC: "Wait a minute did you say wishes? Are yo-you are you Truck-kun?"

???: .....

MC:....

???: "really? That's what your gonna ask when I'm literally glowing in front of you. You dipshit I am the almighty, the beginning, and the end. Eternity and infinity I am the dark as well as the light blah blah blah"

After a really long list of names and titles the entity finally states

"I AM GOD"

"Oh" our mc said with a deadpan face and a flat tone

GOD: "really that's all the reaction I'm gonna get. You know what forget it, anyways from what I can see in your memories I can tell that you probably have some sort of understanding on what's gonna happen right?"

MC: "kinda, so do I get to go to heaven, hell or do I get reincarnated?"

GOD: "Well to start off heaven ain't like what you're thinking. When people say heaven they probably be thinking about a giant silver gate opening , baby angels playing the harp, a silver city with people flying about with a choir standing on golden clouds while singing a beautiful hymn. What I just described was MY kingdom NOT your heaven."

Giving god a questioning gaze our mc decided to ask "what do you mean by my heaven?"

GOD: "well for starters when a living being dies whether they be man, beast hell even plant life, they have go through me. If I deem them worthy for their version of heaven, than I grant it, but if they have sinned by the standards of their own kind then they turn into energy that will be sent into the void/space which will in turn make new worlds and new life."

"So there's no heaven?" Our mc asked in a disbelieving voice

GOD: "haaa have you not heard what I just said heaven is real to those who deserve it but it is their version of heaven that I am sending them in. It could be a world of your own choosing no matter if it is fictional or not also you will have 4 wishes."

MC: "So anime worlds, comic book worlds or even some points in history?"

GOD: "Yes but if you want to be born in a time period of your worlds history then it shall be done on the condition that you will not remember who you were and all your loved ones will not exist there even if its your heaven, and this is non-negotiable."

Taking a minute to take in all the information that he just received our mc was pretty stunned. He asked god "Why do you do all of this?"

GOD: "Well when you become the apex of everything and you can't be overthrown or the fact that you literally can't die no matter what you do you will simply become like me extremely EXTREMELY bored. And if you think that I'm watching your life and everyone's life as some sort of of entertainment then yes I definitely am."

MC: "oh"

GOD: "you took that well"

MC: "well yea if you take a step back and look at it a different view I shouldn't judge. To be honest I would probably get bored as well but any ways. Let's get onto the wishes"

GOD: "Very well but first things first what version of your heaven would you like me to send you in?"

It took a few seconds for our mc to think about what world he wanted to be in. He took in consideration on how he lived his past life which quite honestly pretty boring. He never went to party's, nor did he have many friends. Yup our mc was 100% otaku to the bone. That's when it hit him he tried to remember his name but no matter what he did he couldn't remember it at all upon this realization he started to feel a little uneasy and decided to ask god "God why can't I remember my name. No matter how much I try I still can't remember it"

GOD: "that is because you were here in the void for over a trillion years"

Answered god like it meant nothing (which it really didn't)

MC: "WHAT! that doesn't make any sense if I forget my name then why do remember my life but not my name!?" He asked with annoyance at why he can't remember something important to him because it felt like he was naked without one so he asked "What was my name?"

GOD: "Well to answer your first question. The reason why you can't is because I made it so that when a soul reaches this point it will decide on what it wants to remember don't ask me why because I really don't know I kinda messed up on that particular order. And yes I was quite ashamed of it at first but after the first few souls I realized that after every time a being dies in their heaven they have become truly one with themselves. On how they deemed they should've acted in their previous life. In a way the soul will try to guide you by taking away some memories that you subconsciously hate and that is the only way I can put it and I also cannot tell you what your name was if that's what the soul wants then I shall respect it so if I were you I would make my own name."

Not fully understanding what god said our mc decided to leave it up to his soul and try to pick a new name that would suit his new world so he decided to think about the world he wants to be in and quite frankly he found the answer pretty quickly. He was an a otaku 100% but he really enjoyed the warring times of earths history and how sometimes you had to be cunning and ruthless or strong and unshakeable. So he chose one of his favorite tv series Game of Thrones. With a new resolve he told god that he chose to be reincarnated into the GOT verse at 268AC ( 30yrs before canon or 5yrs after Eddard Stark is born)

GOD: "so you want to be in that shitty universe, well it's your heaven. So what will your name be."

MC: "I've decided, I will be named Leonidas Erling."

GOD:"That's quite the name you got there. Now you have 4 wishes what are they?"

Leonidas started to go through his memories to find a suitable template for his body. He wanted find a body that was purely made for war and utter destruction, that's when he found the perfect one, the Spartan Il's from halo, so he asked god for his first wish "Is it okay if I wish I can have a character design screen kinda like those ones from video games but I can change everything for my first wish?"

GOD:"Dude it's your wish I don't give a shit about your wish as long as it's not more wishes and what I explained before then you can wish for anything and everything, so go crazy."

With excited emotions he made the wish and started to work on his body. He was going to have full control of his body and cells so that means no wasted movements and if he gets poisoned he can control his cells to guide the poison out of his body. He made his mind operate 1000 times faster than the average modern mind, which if we go by evolution standards have higher processing capabilities than our ancestors so that means he can basically master anything faster than anybody might I remind you this is not instant mastery he will still need to train but the timeframe for him to become a grandmaster at anything weather it be smithing, shipbuilding, farming, etc will become much shorter. Next was his bones he made them 10 times more dense than Neanderthal . He also made his heart twice as big than a normal human. Then on top being a Spartan ll he also decided to add the super soldier serum so that he can be OP as hell. He also made his height capped at 7'2 which was 5in taller than the mountain he made his face extremely handsome even by today's standards he made his hair to represent the dark so in other words extremely black with the length reaching the bottom of his shoulder blade his eyes were gold like the Cullens from Twilight his skin was a healthy white with a tinge of brown so that he won't look like a vampire. The last but most important part his dick no he didn't make it 12in cause that's just crazy no he made it 9 1/2 in with a slight curve going upwards his girth was a solid 5.3in so no matter who he fucked he will leave them unable to walk right for at least a day. With that out of the way he asked for his second wish "I want to have the ability to control all wildlife no matter how far they are."

GOD:"Granted you have 2 more wishes left what is your third wish"

Leonidas:" I wish to have a room that is connected to my soul that has all the information of my world and GOT world from the past to the future when the planet gets destroyed also can you make it so I can access the information with a laptop."

GOD: "I can't do that I can make it to where you have info of your planets future as well as the past but for the universe that you will be in. I will make it to where you only have access on how to use ores, plants, animals etc but you will not have the ability to search about events that are to take place in the future."

Leonidas: "Can I change the story a little bit?"

GOD:"Yes but it will count as a wish because your a literally making changes that will still affect the main story."

Leonidas: "Ok I want to be born at the same time as Eddard Stark beyond the wall in The Land of Always Winter where I learned from one of the children of the forest. "

GOD:"Alright peace out fool and good luck oh and I forgot to mention when you die u will get turned into energy for the void."

*Snap*