getting the fuck to earth
I woke up early the next day when most of the city is still asleep. I quietly made it toward the Saiyan excursion center and stole the latest model of the space pod. I stocked it with rations, my weighted clothing, and a scouter. Before taking off I quickly go through the hardware of the pod and scouter to remove the trackers. I take the pod and hide it a few miles out in the forest near the castle. I can't just up and leave right away my father will surely alert the whole planet(and Frieza) of my departure and it would cause a lot of problems it's best that I wait until Bardock comes into the throne room warning the elites.
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It took longer than I expected but predictably Bardock demanded to have an audience with the king and barged into the throne room and proclaimed his fears and worries. The King scoffed at this and punted him into the sky. Not gonna lie that was kind of badass the way he did that, sucks for Bardock though. Anyway, that's my blaring air horn warning sign to get the fuck out of here. After an hour of paranoid waiting, I saw a few explosions in the sky along with a few thousand Frieza force cannon fodder.
I quickly rushed back to my space pod and set in the coords for the earth. I looked back in sadness. While King Vegeta wasn't the best dad I knew deep down that he was proud and loved us very much no matter how much his cold Saiyan exterior tried to show otherwise. I steeled my heart and pushed the button, taking off for earth.
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I was a few minutes from the earth when I woke up out of stasis. I quickly lowered my power down to 700 to not scare Kami, Korin, or Roshi too much. When I crashed down to earth I opened the pod door and stepped out. I took the pod remote and closed the door. I grabbed the space pod and hid it in the mountains. I took a moment to take in the beauty of the earth's landscape and environment it truly was a sight to behold, Planet Vegeta couldn't hold a candle to earth.
I stopped looking around and headed toward the nearest city. As soon as I touched down on the ground everyone near me became on edge. I would too if a 4-year-old that could fly suddenly landed next to you. I ignored them and looked around the city. It was reminiscent of my old world yet more futuristic at the same time with stark white dome buildings and personalized capsule corp airplanes everywhere. While sightseeing my tummy growled at me, outraged at not eating for half a year it took for me to get to earth.
I quickly scarfed down some of my rations and headed for Master Roshi's after *ahem* borrowing a world map from a nice young couple. Don't worry I'll give it back. After locating his tiny island I flew and touched down. I peered through his window and saw him watching his show. He was a short bald old man with the bushiest beard imaginable he was wearing his signature sunglasses and purple weighted turtle shell.
"Yeah, that's it one-two, one-two, work it, girls!" he exclaimed as what seemed to be a river of blood flowed from his nose.
"Holy shit, how can his body generate that much blood, it looks so much more disturbing in real life than it did in the anime," I whispered to myself as I sweatdropped. I shrugged and ignored the disturbing scene. I gave a firm knock on his front door and waited. Then I gave a second then waited. Then a third then waited. Than a Fourth. Then a fifth. Goddammit, ANSWER ME!!
I busted his door down in a moment of frustration and losing control of my power for a split second. That startled him and I realized my folly.
"O-oh uh s-sorry dude, are you, Master Roshi," I asked nervously. He nodded then turned off his TV. He got up and walked over to me.
"Whaddya want kid, can't you see I'm busy, and where are your parents?" he asked angrily, not really bothered by his door breaking.
"Sorry great and revered master can you please teach me your ki techniques," I asked politely.
"And why should I, you interrupted my show and broke my door," he asked angrily, guess I spoke too soon. Seeing his anger and indignation I quickly pulled out my trump cards. I grabbed my pack and pulled out some lube, a stack of dirty magazines, and a fleshlight. His eyes widened and some blood came out of his nose as he blushed.
"Y-yes of course I'll show you some Ki techniques," he stammered out. He quickly snatched all of the things out of my hands and rushed to put them into his room. He ran back outside without his turtle shell.
"So, what do you wanna see kid?" he said.
"I wanted to see your Kamehameha wave and the Thundershock surprise," I said eagerly. The Thundershock surprise is a very powerful but somewhat forgotten move in the Dragonball fandom. He nodded and begun to perform the Kamehameha. He spread his legs wide and put his hands in front of him in a claw-like cupped figure and begun the chant.
"Ka...Me...Ha...Me..." He put his cupped hands to his side then pushed them back to his front and fired, "HAAAAAAAAA," he yelled out as a bright blue beam of energy rocketed from his hands and out into the ocean splitting it almost to the bottom. I was thoroughly impressed he compressed his energy perfectly and multiplied his energy by 5x, not even the Final Flash was as impressive. He huffed and puffed in exhaustion. After getting his bearings he spoke.
"*huff* like what ya see, kid?" he said. I nodded and attempted the same.
"Ka...Me...Ha...Me," I chanted out. Roshi sighed and began talking.
"Kid you can't just master a move like the Kamehameha wave in one try after seeing it once, it took me fifty years to perfect the move," he said exasperated. I ignored him and continued.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAA" I shouted, my aura flared as I shot out the perfected Kamehameha wave with my full power. The blue beam of energy shot from my hands with great force and detonated like a nuclear bomb on an island far out at sea. His eyes widened and his jaw dropped.
"B-but...f-fifty years...I," he stammered out in shock.
"Thanks, Master can I see the other one as well," I asked politely with an innocent smile on my face. He grumbled and begrudgingly accepted.
"Fine, but I need a target to use it on, hold on," He said as he ran back around his house. he came back with a wooden dummy.
"Ok, watch carefully," He said as he began to perform the technique. He spread his stance put his arms out in front as if touching an invisible wall then his hands began to spark and began turning his ki into the lightning element. His hands became enveloped in green lightning then he began his chant.
"Thundershock...SURPRISE," he shouted as he enveloped the dummy in green lightning and lifted it up.
"If you channel more Ki into it...the voltage will increase," he said straining his concentration. I nodded and thanked him for his techniques. Before leaving I asked him for his Dragonball.
"Hey, Master can I have that little ball around your neck," I asked him.
"What, this little trinket? sure go ahead it's yours," he said sounding defeated.
"Thanks, master I will never forget the wisdom you have imparted to me," I quickly said before flying off, I turned back around for a few seconds to see his shocked face seeing I could fly. I chuckled before zooming off to Mount Paozu after powering up to full and activating my aura.
After flying for a few minutes I reached mount Paozu and started searching for Gohan's hut. I found it and knocked on the door. It opened revealing Gohan and his very bushy mustache.
"Hello, little girl in weird clothing how may I help you," Gohan said in a kind voice. I was shocked.
"What!? No, I am a...you know what forget it, do you happen to have one of these," I said pulling out a Dragonball.
"Oh, yes, of course, is it yours?" he questioned as he pulled it out from his sleeve.
"Not exactly but I am collecting them, could I please have it, I will eventually return it within 4 years or so," I said truthfully.
"Oh it's no worries you can have it," he said, "here you go have a safe journey," After he handed me the Dragonball I consulted the map and flew into the Diablo Desert, and made a pit stop at Pilaf's castle pilfering his Dragonball. I then made my way over to the Ox Kings castle and pilfered his Dragonball too. Finally, I went to Capsule Corp and searched around for a bit before finding the two Dragonballs in a warehouse. Then at my final pitstop, I found the village that Bulma and Goku find Oolong at, right now oolong shouldn't be here since he wasn't born yet.
I flew into the Village, startling them as I touched down. I went around asking the people if they have seen anything like the Dragonball I was holding. Eventually, An old lady approached me and got my attention.
"Excuse me little girl but are you looking for this," she said holding a Dragonball. I was a little pissed at her for getting my sex wrong but ignored it.
"Yes actually, that is exactly it," I said.
"You can have it but you must help with the farming work in return," she said sternly. I nodded and got to work. In about one hour I tilled, planted, and watered the soil and crops with my bare hands(I didn't want to ruin my gloves) and did work all the adults do in a month in a day. The villagers were astonished and the old lady graciously gave me the Dragonball. That about wraps up the second part of my diabolical plan. Collect all the Dragonballs.
After realizing I had nowhere else to stay I asked the Old Lady if I could crash with her for a while. I knocked on her door and she answered.
"Oh hello, is there something else you need?" she asked.
"Yes, is it ok if I spend the night at your home, please?" I asked. She agreed and I was given a spare mattress. before dozing I checked my status window.
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Name: Lantro (Jason Mackenzie)
Race: Saiyan ( Super Elite innate latent battle power)
Age: 4 yrs
Power level: 43,492
[Martial arts]----------
brawler(C)
[ki abilities]----------
Ki control(S), Ki sensing(S++), flying(S+), ki aura(A+)
[ki techniques]----------
Ki blast, Thunder Shock Surprise(A++), Galick Gun(2x), Final flash(4x), Big bang Attack(3X), KamehameHa(5x)
[abilities]
Genetic Access(locked until stronger 100mil or more), unlimited potential, unbound soul,
[Transformation]----------
Mastered Oozaru(10x)
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Nice.