Doing fuck all

"97..98...99..100..hngh," I call out in a low voice. After finishing the intense training I collapse in a heap, exhausted beyond belief and about to pass out. The dark red light of the gravity chamber invades my eyes and I snap awake. I struggle to get off the ground and turn off the gravity machine. I take a quick shower and lay down on my bed to recover from the workout.

It's been another few months of grueling training for me and it has been quite productive, in fact, I have actually managed to access Super Saiyan 3 while training. The form gives me monstrous amounts of power, enough to probably kill any of the angels with a light tap, and has actually surpassed the multiplier for the god ki state known as Super Saiyan God by a magnitude of eight times. Aside from the incredibly long hair, I love the form quite a bit as unlike normal modern Saiyans I don't get heightened stamina loss from this form or any detriment from it. If I were to keep going with lifting limiters my Super Saiyan forms would far outstrip even perfected Super Saiyan Blue.

The main problem with the transformation is my base form, however. Even if my Super Saiyan forms are stronger than the Angels I still need a strong base form or their bullshit seals will still work. As for my base form, it has improved quite a bit with it now at the Jiren level of strength at 8 septillion. Even with my drastic increase, the angels are close to one thousand times stronger. I break from my musings when my stomach screams angrily at me for food. As I was about to reach for my senzu bean pouch, I decided to go hunt some food to cook instead. There is only so long until I get sick of the bland Senzu beans.

I found a few pterodactyls and T-Rex's and started to prepare them to roast them over a bonfire. I marinated them and then started roasting. After several minutes of evenly cooking them, I added a bit more seasoning. I had quite the meal and felt my body repair the muscles I had worn out during training. After finishing I returned to my humble abode to get a night's rest.

I woke up early in the morning refreshed and energized. After doing my morning routine I thought about what I wanted to do. What I would like is to explore the rest of the Dragonball multiverse before moving on to other ones to face strong opponents. I think the universe I will go to next would be Universe 12 since they didn't compete in the tournament of power and it would be interesting to see how things work over there. I still need to get stronger though, so I will go to a few other verses to get a bit more powerful.

Since my body and soul are now strong enough I decided to lift a few more limiters to make my life a bit easier and not train as much. I put on a fresh set of green and turquoise martial arts gi (The one Goku wears at the end of Z) and sat down in a comfortable position and started to concentrate. I visualized a set of 40 strings all an array of color in my mind and snapped them all at once. immediately my ki power increased exponentially. A bit of sweat rolled down my forehead and my breathing turned a bit labored.

I once again calmed down and begun to concentrate. I visualized my genome once again but this time it was 50 strings, all thicker and requiring more physical and mental fortitude. I once gained snapped them all at once and my ki grew even higher. I did this three more times before I had to stop.

"*huff* *huff* Nice," I said with labored breaths. After catching my breath I pondered a few other worlds that would help me become more powerful or just going to worlds for the sake of fun. There was this one cultivation novel I read back in my first life called 'Against the Gods' that could be a fun way to get more powerful as people in cultivation worlds tend to be more morally bankrupt(almost pure evil), putting down some Young Masters from their arrogant and self-righteous high horses and bad attitudes could be fun. Spongebob Squarepants, Avatar: TLAB, Monty python, or even my old home dimension could be fun places to dick around at and maybe vandalize a few of the world's priceless treasures like the Eiffel tower or something.

Yeah that's it I'm going back to my home dimension to go do whatever. I capsulize my ship and disappear with a pop of displaced air.

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I reappear out in space next to a satellite. I quickly change into my Saiyan battle armor to look a little more intimidating(the armor he wore way back in chapter 2). I then activated my aura and flew down through the atmosphere at around the speed of sound. I decided to go to my home city of New York in the U.S.A to go fuck with the people there.

I abruptly stopped about 100 meters from the statue of liberty and used my aura to disperse the fire surrounding me. I'm sure by now the governments of the world know about me in some way. I decided my first act wouldn't be vandalism but actually be somewhat helpful. I used my ki to get rid of the oxidization of the statue making it look like copper again, I always disliked that sickly greenish that it used to be.

I was a little hungry so I decided my next action would be to rob a bank to pay for the food. Genius. I flew down around the streets looking for a random bank to plunder. To get in the spirit I materialized I pirate captain's hat and an eyepatch and quickly put them on. I found a chase bank to loot and flew down to the ground level. As I landed everyone backed away from me with their phones and cameras out recording me. I nonchalantly went into the bank and pushed the first bozo in the line out of the way.

"Aye lass gimme all a' yer gold doubloons or face the wrath of Captain Lantro, the best pirate in the world," I said to the lady behind in a pirate voice with my hand clenched into a fist and a finger sticking out as if it were a hook. She looked me up and down with a weird look on her face in the most condescending way possible.

"Oh shit, I forgot my hook, one second," I said to her in my normal voice before I materialized a fake hook and put it over my fist. Her expression completely changed from one of contempt to one of fear and worry. She stared at me for a few minutes, rooted to the grown, not knowing what to do.

"If I had me a watch I would be lookin' at it very condescendingly right now," I said still in my pirate voice while pointing to my wrist. After another minute my patience ran out and I blew a hole in the wall next to her with a ki blast. Everyone ran away from me in shock. I busted a hole into the vault with my fist and came out with roughly a few million dollars.

"Pleasure doin' business with ya lass," I called out behind me as I walked out of the bank like I owned it. When I came out the place was surrounded by like 30 cops.

"Put your hands in the air or we will shoot," one cop said through a megaphone. I discarded my pirate costume and just started flying away.

"Hah, see you later suckers!" I said to them before blowing a raspberry and flying away near the speed of sound. I started looking around for some food to eat while leaving a trail of money for those how would want some. I raided a few food stands and restaurants and left a big pile of money wherever I went. I also stole some guy's phone and factory reset it to make it mostly mine.

I made a few social media accounts and started posting a bunch of random shit I would do like egging some guy's house, destroying a fire hydrant, flying around or me shooting a bunch of ki blasts at large rocks. I even materialized a fuck ton of toilet paper and TP'ed the shit out the Pentagon and then posted it online.

"Wassup guys it is Lantro The Super Saiyan 69 69 420 here with another vlog," I said to my phone's camera, "Now many of you have been asking if I am actually a Super Saiyan and that answer is yes, as a matter of fact, I'll show all transformations now sinc-" I tried to say before having it shot out of my hands by a bullet. I turned to the direction the bullet came from and saw what I assume is the army with guys holding M4's and tanks. Being angered I make a show of transforming into a Super Saiyan to intimidate them and hopefully make them fuck off.

The winds and clouds move by at a fast rate as lightning dances all around. My hair flashes gold and my eyes turquoise. After half a minute I finally transform in a burst of light.

"Could you guys please go away, " I said to them in a calm manner. After that, they all tactically retreated.

After that whole curfuffle I stole some other poor sap's phone while they were using it. I reset it once more and logged into my social media accounts to start posting more random shit. As I flew around more and did other shit news helicopters tailed me everywhere.

"Hey, guys, Lantro's back where we left off on showing Super Saiyan," I said before bursting into Super Saiyan, "This is a Super Saiyan," I then burst into Super Saiyan 2, "This is what is known as an ascended Saiyan or a Super Saiyan 2," I then crouched down, "And this is too go... even further beyond!" I said before literally screaming for three minutes straight. Yes, yes I know what a nerd, but isn't it very Dragonball fan's dream to show off to other Dragonball fans that they can go Super Saiyan.

From then on I did other random shit in Super Saiyan 3. After a whole day of having fun and messing with people, I decided to be a kind and virtuous man.

"Ok guys so I know I caused quite a bit of damage, but I have a plan," I said to my phone on its tripod. I turned around and summoned my Black Star dragon balls.

"You see, I created my own set of dragon balls, so I basically have my own reset button for anything bad that happens," I said to the camera, "Now watch as I summon the Dragon." The chat for my live stream started going crazy and now a few billion people are watching.

"Come Forth, Ultimate Shenron, and grant my wish!" I called out with my arms raised. The Black Star dragon balls started glowing with red lightning flowing between them. The sky and clouds darken as bolts of yellow lightning fall from the heavens with a loud crash. After 15 seconds of this, a large red beam of light shoots out from the balls and Ultimate Shenron formed above with a menacing and powerful aura.

"YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE ETERNAL DRAGON, WHAT IS YOUR DESIRE," Ultimate Shenron said.

"I wish for all the harm and damage that I caused today to be revers-" I managed to get out before being shoved out of the way by some guy.

"I wish to be as powerful as Lantro!" The guy screamed out as I stared at him like he was a retard.

"I AM SORRY BUT ONLY THOSE PERMITTED BY MY MASTER FIRST CAN MAKE A WISH," Ultimate Shenron said. The man visibly deflated. Feeling quite pissed I beat the ever-loving shit out of him. After leaving him with most limbs broken I turned back to Shenron.

"As I was saying, I wish for all the harm and damage that I caused today to be reversed!" I called out to him with my arms raised. His eyes glowed for a few seconds.

"YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED, FAREWELL MASTER," Ultimate Shenron said before going back into the dragon balls. With that, I said my goodbyes and went back to the Dragonball multiverse.

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Name: Lantro (Jason Mackenzie)

Race: Ancient Saiyan (The power of the Ancients flows through your soul)

Age: 10 yrs

Power level: 256 septillion (beyond Jiren level)

[Martial arts]----------

Kami style martial arts(SSS), street fighting(SSS)

[ki abilities]----------

Ki control(SSS), Ki sensing(SSS), flying(SSS), ki aura(SSS), ki shaping(SSS), Spirit Control(SS), materializtion(SSS), telepathy(SSS), telekinesis(SSS)

[ki techniques]----------

Ki blast, Thunder Shock Surprise(SSS), Galick Gun(10x), Super Galick Gun(12x) Death Beam, Final flash(25x), Big bang Attack(5X), KamehameHa(10x), ki barrier(SSS), Super Kamehameha(15x), illusion(SS+), Instant Transmission level 3(SSS), healing(A++), cloning(SSS), Gigantifiction(B), personal pocket space, ki blade(SSS), ki sycthe(SS+),

[abilities]

Genetic Access, unlimited potential, unbound soul, Divine tongue, air is for the weak! , Dimensional travel, Sharingan(⅓)

(multiversal travel) - worlds so far: Dragonball, Naruto, Earth(prime)

[Transformations]----------

[Super Saiyan(1500x), Super Saiyan 2(20x), Super Saiyan 3(40x)], Mastered Oozaru(100x)

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