Chapter Title [Listen Here You Little Bitch]
You motherfucker.I was having incredibly passionate sex with my hot girlfriend, because I can get girls because I'm not a socially retarded fuckwit like you.Anyway, I was fucking her, and it was incredible.She was screaming my name and slapping my dick and calling me "Uncle Big Dick", just how I like it, when I remembered your stupid fucking fanfic idea.My dick immediately became flaccid, so flaccid in fact, that I couldn't find it.I fucking hate you, you fucking weeaboo.I used to give pimple faced fucks like you swirlies in high school when I wasn't busy being the captain of the football team and fucking all the cheerleaders.My girl wanted to know why my huge, perfectly shaped dick went flaccid like a scared little puppy, so I told her about your stupid ass idea. And guess what, you fuck stain?She got cancer and AIDS from hearing the written abortion you called an idea.You better hope my dick never becomes erect again, because the second it does, I'm going to hate fuck your mom in her stupid horse looking face.And she'll fucking love it.Otherwise my name is not Chad Thundercock.