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A Song Of Chad And Thunder

Join our anti-hero, Chad 'Melvin' Thundercock, on an endless quest of poontang and pub-crawls through your favourite worlds, picking up broads and bros alike. There will be tears (from Chad's enemies), there will be laughter (from Chad at his weeping enemies), there might well be tears of laughter (from us, bladdered on ale and mead). Read on to see the legend of the Thundercock manifest! Seriously though, this is a passion project written by a bunch of mentally deranged individuals who got drunk on discord one night and decided to take the piss on Webnovel. This is a pure satirical comedy meant to poke holes in the cliché fan fiction format and just have fun with a ridiculous concept whilst telling an entertaining story. The authors are Dickheads, and their powers combined to make them Uber Dickheads. By extension Chad is also an Uber Dickhead so don't take the shite these idiots spew to heart. It's all for shits and/or giggles. It might work, it might not. Likewise, it might fail on the first day, or it might be what sparks internet-wide bans on the publication of fan fiction (here's hoping). Either way we're having fun, and we hope you will too. The first world he wrecks is DxD, not 'cause it was voted or 'cause it is a popular Webnovel setting, but 'cause we like big ol' tiddies - end of story - roll credits. ₽68.99 Entry Ticket Furthermore, it goes without saying that all the works referenced are the intellectual properties of their respective owners/publishers, not in any way connected to us, so please support the official release. We create transformative content under the concept of fair use (which we know doesn't exist in Europe T.T) and hope that we don't get the book thrown at us. This is a work of fiction, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

adeadas · Anime & Comics
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10 Chs

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Chapter Title [Listen Here You Little Bitch]

You motherfucker.I was having incredibly passionate sex with my hot girlfriend, because I can get girls because I'm not a socially retarded fuckwit like you.Anyway, I was fucking her, and it was incredible.She was screaming my name and slapping my dick and calling me "Uncle Big Dick", just how I like it, when I remembered your stupid fucking fanfic idea.My dick immediately became flaccid, so flaccid in fact, that I couldn't find it.I fucking hate you, you fucking weeaboo.I used to give pimple faced fucks like you swirlies in high school when I wasn't busy being the captain of the football team and fucking all the cheerleaders.My girl wanted to know why my huge, perfectly shaped dick went flaccid like a scared little puppy, so I told her about your stupid ass idea. And guess what, you fuck stain?She got cancer and AIDS from hearing the written abortion you called an idea.You better hope my dick never becomes erect again, because the second it does, I'm going to hate fuck your mom in her stupid horse looking face.And she'll fucking love it.Otherwise my name is not Chad Thundercock.

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