Chapter 3: Link Start! - Fate Grand Order

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Something is off...

I feel so light—like I'm floating in water, except when I move my fingers, there's nothing. However, at least I can finally move again. That's an Upside, right?

Reacting to my Inner monolog, an uncomfortable tingling sensation spreads throughout my skin. It grows stronger and stronger with each passing moment, making it increasingly difficult to remain to move again.

Oh wow, give me back control over my body, then want to take it back again, what a fucking tease...

Responding again, my head started feeling so fuzzy—as though it's full of cotton, kinda like that time when I got shit-faced drunk that brought one of the worse migraines I ever had. Yeah kids learn from your Senpai and never, I repeat Never mix more than ten different alcoholic drinks together, or you will at the very least start hearing unusual voices talking in your head making you look a fucking Idiot talking to yourself. Because I swear I still have a vague memory talking about hentai with many different historian figures. Like that one time, when I and Leonardo da Vinci drew(painted) and wrote hentai about Mona Lisa with himself as the Protagonist. Yeah... A very odd memory.

"Uuurgh…"  Putting those weird thoughts aside, for now, I groaned feeling that odd sensation began leaving letting me feel once again. But at least I'm out void and breathing in air... I think?

"Fou? Kyuu…Kyuu?" Furthermore, I have never been that much of a morning person and this is certainly no exception. However, feeling something lick you, then that would for surely wake you up. "Fou! Fou…Fou!"

Opening eyes, My vision practically started swimming and spinning. The bright light really hurts and… Oh, Hello, Fou and Mash, Gudako...

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Oh fuck, I'm in Fate Grand Order. And from what I can recall, Fate Grand Order is full of wonders. Its full of traps(Physically and Nonphysically), its full of harvests that involve apples and bait. Its a mobile game of adventure, that tests one's own stamina(Mentally and physically). This mobile game can change your life, its a mobile game of love, of finding your lover. Finding your best friend. This game is about something that transcends human patience, human willpower. This game is all of our fates combined. This is a game only I can play and have fun, and trust me no matter how hard you look you shall never learn to play it.

Also known as HELL, by most of Us. And known as HEAVEN by few.

Me? It's both. Let me tell you a little story.

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On one of the New Year's Banners that they released, it brought Merlin, who I wanted, because why not. And total nothing because I wanted to torture my blonde food-loving Saber. Nope total not.

Moving~ And yes as you guessed. I didn't get him. Even after 500 Saint quartzs. Was I mad? Ha, you bet your asses I was. Anyway, they brought another Banner for Merlin who I didn't want this time. And from what I can remember I think at that time I was going for my second Scáthach-Skadi.

And once again you guessed it. I got Merlin that time. So yeah FGO is literally the definition of Heaven and Hell.

The End.

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*Blink... Blink...*

Fluttering my eyes my vision returned back to normal.

And then seeing I'm awake, Mash opened her mouth," Umm…this isn't a good place to sleep," she says to me ever-so Innocently as her bright purple eyes gazed into mine.

Chuckling, I tried to get up. Keyword 'tried' here," Yeah I know, but it looked so comfortable and Inviting..."

*Zzzz!*

When I tried to get to my feet, the migraine turned up many more volumes, making me feel like I was smacked with a baseball bat upside my head a good amount of times. So I sat back down with a painful sigh.

Seeing my pale face, Mash's eyes flashed," Are you okay?" she asks, sounding somewhat concerned. Aww, Mash, you're going to pull one of the few heartstrings I have left with that cute innocent expression.

Nonetheless, I kept from patting her and just settle down for petting Fou also named Cath Palug the Beast IV - Primate Murder, who so happened to be sitting on my lap as my back rests against the hard metal white wall.

Glancing at Gudako, I smiled and looked back at Mash," You should probably wake up our sleeping beauty."

Then as if recognizing something, she nodded in thanks and tapped Gudako's head a good three times. And then resembling a cat getting its tail stepped on, the red-haired young girl shot to her feet with a scared expression looking around herself, only two see an expressionless me and a stunned Mash.

Taking her surroundings, Gudako face suddenly went to scared to calm real fast. Following this, she looked right into Mash's eyes with her light orange eyes," Who are you?" Hmm, good first question miss cowlick.

Then as if hearing me, Gudako's face twitched, and looked at me with a very nice smile," Did you just say something bad about me?"

Using my signature soft and charming smile I always wear, usually for whatever reason because it's fun, I asked," Woman intuition?"

" Yeah, something like that..." Hmph! You can't lie to me, I have a very Kuudere and Tsundere sister, so such acts like being cynical are an everyday thing for a Sis-con like me.

" Umm, umm," Hearing this I and Gudako looked over, only to see a very nervous and shy Mash playing with fingers glancing at both of us now and then.

Watching Mash, Gudako eyes flashed with something as she walked to the purple hair young girl," Umm, can you please tell me where am I and who are you?"

Listening to Gudako, Mash sighed in relief and stopped fidgeting with her fingers seeing as this is something she can answer," That's a hard question to answer suddenly. Maybe I'm not important enough for you to know my name?"

" No, I do have a name. I have a proper name."

" But I never really had the chance to use it... I'm afraid I don't leave a good first impression..."

" ...Ahem, anyway can I ask a question, Senpai?"

" You were asleep, but I don't see why you'd sleep in the hall. Can you not sleep unless you're on a hard floor?"

And that's my cue to leave this protagonist duo. So using the natural skill I was born with, called - [Notice-Me-Not] with a sight buff. It's the spell from Harry Potter but with slight buffs that let me eliminate people noticing my sounds, and my overall presence. However, the only downside about this skill, is that it only works sometimes when I need it.

So with that little explanation, I walked away down another hall.

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Finding the restroom down like four halls after looking for fun finding some sort of movie room and the cafeteria, I sighed and went in to take a leak. Furthermore, The halls were white and stark. Fairly futuristic aesthetic. Also, there were no room labels. Or directions. But somehow I knew where the restroom was. Good for me I guess...?

" Wow, super clean." That was the first thing that came to mind going inside and discovering the restroom.

Shaking my head, I went and began nature's call," Well my dick looks the same. Nine inches and all." With this big discovery. I answered natural's call generously.

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*Zip!*

Zipping back up, I went to the sink and started washing my hands with soap. Then splashed water on my face for good measure.

Looking up at the minor, I was not meet with a handsome young man with short black hair and blood-red eyes. No instead I was meet with an extremely attractive young man. He has short snow-white hair and bright beautiful ocean blue eyes. Around his neck rests a black blindfold. He wears an all-black high-necked jacket with matching pants and dark dress boots.

Seeing this, my mouth twitched with only one thought," I'm Satoru Gojo, aren't I?"