Chapter 1. Reincarnated? With traps!

--Very sorry.

In front of me there is an old man dressed in a Roman toga doing a perfect dogeza, I honestly feel bad and uncomfortable for having an old man doing that pose so painful for the back and knees but even more so for the fact that we are in the middle of an infinite nothing, being objective we are both, the old man and I, in the middle of an infinity of nines and above us I can only see the infinite blue of the sky. In other words we are above the clouds, this is physically and mechanically impossible unless of course we are dead.

I'm so sorry I killed you.

--Huh?

The old man just said something that I can't let go.

--I died?

Yes, and I'm so sorry...

I spent the next few minutes digesting the whole situation, which I will summarize in the following.

1° I am indeed dead, cause of death "Dimensional Explosion" literally God accidentally opened a hole in the fabric of reality right inside my body and I exploded.

2° This Elder is the Supreme God and apparently Almighty. Although he only seems like a kind and retired grandfather.

3° He offered me to reincarnate in a random anime world with Cheat. Which I accept.

4° It will give me a new body since my original body was reduced to subatomic nothingness.

--You're a good guy, a little twisted but I know you're a good guy deep down...

--You are overvaluing me, Grandpa.

--Whether I overestimate you or not, let's see your luck, spin this wheel.

God snapped his fingers and a roulette wheel appeared divided into 21 parts numbered from 0 to 20.

--These will mark the number of Cheats that you can take to your new life.

--I like it~

I rubbed my hands together and spun the spinner hard.

*SPIN*

*SPIN*

*SPIN*

*SPIN*

*STOP*

--A 4! It seems that it did not go very well… let's continue.

Grandpa snapped his fingers and the roulette wheel was exchanged for a gacha machine.

--I have bad experiences with this evil thing...

--We all have them, son, but you have to face your fears.

--Wise words... but it's still scary.

I turned the handle and four spheres came out of the machine. Soon a series of notifications popped up in my mind.

[Excerpt from Demon (Akame Ga Kill)]

[Perception Haki (OnePiece)]

[Avalon (Fate Series) ]

[Migeiko (Katanagatari)]

--Wow~!

--I thought you were unlucky for only getting 4 cheats but look what you got, just the cream of the cream.

God had a rather wide smile as he looked at the horizon beyond me.

--I'll eliminate the weaknesses and… I think I could combine the Perception Haki with the Migeiko? Interested?

--Perception Haki with the eyes of the goddess of plagiarism? Where do I sign?

This will hurt a bit...

Almighty God took the two spheres of light and kneaded them between his hands before placing his hand over my eyes.

--GAHA!

I gave a dry cry, since it did indeed hurt not as much as I expected but it did hurt, like pulling a tooth with a pressure pliers while a swarm of ants dance the cockroach in your brain.

"GA….Shit…It hurts!"

You're doing well...

I rolled a bit on the… floor? Technically we're above the clouds but there's something solid below us, I can't see it but it's there so let's call it a floor.

--Ahh...m-much better!

--That was fast…

I've seen worse days...

--Okay, now you have your eyes, let me call them "Mystic Eyes of Absolute Flow"

--Absolute flow?

--The Haki of perception allows to see the future in its highest states and in some cases to speak with objects and animals. The Migeiko allows to analyze, understand, learn and optimize any technique that is seen by them, being both visual techniques theoretically what you will see will be the very flow of the universe, all the actions and all the events available, basically a small and limited omniscience.

--That's ultra-Broken... almost seems too cheat.

--Actually, I'll have to seal them a bit, you'll be able to use the basic effects of Perception Haki and Migeiko but things like future seeing and limited omnisense you'll have to train little by little.

--I have no problem with that Grandpa.

I smiled and gave a small laugh, having tricky mystic eyes so broken even god has to seal them is more than I can ask for.

--Well let's continue, now you will have to choose your new world.

Supreme God and Almighty snapped his fingers and the gacha machine was replaced by a big beanbag lottery machine.

--Each one of those little spheres is a world, when you feel ready press the button once to start the machine and again to stop it.

--I understand… well, here we go!

*Click*

The machine began to blow the spheres into the container, hundreds of billions of spheres were floating, shaking, spinning, trembling, constantly, while I waited for the right moment.

*Blow*

*Tremble*

*Shake*

*Blow*

*Tremble*

*Shake*

*Blow*

*Tremble*

*Shake*

*Blow*

*Tremble*

*Shake*

--ALREADY!

*Click!*

I pressed the button and a sphere came out of the machine and Grandfather God almighty smiled and declared the chosen world.

--Son, you will reincarnate in...

The old man was unnecessary silent as the lottery machine disappeared.

--Boku No Pi... !

--Shit! No!

--Just kidding! Boku no Hero Academia!

--Safe! But I'm sorry that I failed as a reincarnated...

--Hey? You don't like a world of heroes and villains, my son it's a good Shounen world.

--No, it's not that Grandpa, it's just that I was aiming for a more martial world and less modern, you know something a little more Isekai~

--Sorry son but there is only one attempt.

--If I have to live with it, thank you for this new opportunity.

--Calm down son, live a free life without regrets, you will tell me all your adventures when we meet at the end of your new path.

--Clear! Live a good and long life in this new world!

--You have my blessing, no minor or major god will say anything about your actions, live as you please, do what you want, follow your own path, without regrets or doubts.

--HAHAHAHA~ Always walking forward, sounds like a fool's life but I like it~!

God burst out laughing and sent me into the world.

--Live without limits, without regret, without a doubt, I'll be waiting for a good story!

--Count on it!

We were above the clouds and gravity claimed my body without saying a word, falling without a parachute and without stopping, being invaded by a sensation of weightlessness and deafened by the roar of the wind, I lost consciousness.