Very creative

"Blasted thing" said Romanoff with a scoff as he tapped repeatedly on his laptop that just decided to run slowly tonight.

"Technology was never my strong suit" said Romanoff as he shook his head and he pressed several keys on his laptop as there still was no reaction, his laptop was doing the opposite of what he wanted.

While Romanoff was trying to figure out what exactly was wrong with his laptop, his phone suddenly rang as he picked it up from the table and he answered the call without looking at who was calling and he put his phone to his ear.

"Speak" said Romanoff in an irritated tone.

"Romanoff, get down here, I have Mark Anthony, I'm outside the hotel" came Natasha's voice from the other side of the line as Romanoff could not lie that he was not surprised by her sudden arrival.

"That was rather quick devochka (girl)" said Romanoff as he expected that it would take longer, he had not heard any news of progress from her.

"Well I have him now, come down here please, I don't want him to wake up and have to knock him out again" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed.

"On my way devochka (girl)" said Romanoff with a laugh as he ended the call he stood up and he got his leather jacket as he walked out of his hotel room and locked the door behind him.

…

Romanoff chuckled as he walked to where Natasha was standing outside her car.

"Finally, what took you so long?" asked Natasha as she looked at him.

"Relax devochka (girl), why are you so on edge?" asked Romanoff.

"Oh I don't know, maybe because I don't want anyone seeing me with an unconscious man in my car" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed.

"Where is he?" asked Romanoff as Natasha opened the door of the backseat of her car.

"You couldn't put him in the boot devochka (girl)?" asked Romanoff.

"No, I don't want to feel like a criminal" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed and he shook his head as he walked to the backseat of the car.

"A jump starter?" asked Romanoff as he looked at Natasha.

"Well excuse me, I don't have a rope in my car, I'm not a criminal" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed.

"You are very creative devochka (girl)" said Romanoff as he laughed.

"I didn't want him to wake up while I was driving and end up choking me from behind" said Natasha.

"Well this is a mission accomplished regardless" said Romanoff as he smiled.

"Here, take the keys to my room, go and wait there for me while I take care of this little rat" said Romanoff as he threw his room keys to Natasha as she caught them and Romanoff carried the unconscious Mark Anthony on his shoulders.

"Aren't you worried that someone will see you carrying him?" asked Natasha.

"If anyone does see, they know better than to talk" said Romanoff as he walked away and Natasha walked into the hotel.

…

Natasha unlocked the door of Romanoff's room as she walked in and she closed the door behind her as she looked around.

Natasha's eye caught Romanoff's laptop that was left open as she walked to it and she saw several files and tabs opened.

It was then that Natasha had an idea, she quickly searched in her brown handbag as she brought out a little red USB drive and she sat down on the chair as she quickly typed something on Romanoff's laptop, she put her USB drive into one of the ports of Romanoff's laptop.

She knew that she did not have time to sift through every single file, she knew that Romanoff would be here soon, so she just carried all the files and moved them to the USB drive.

Natasha waited impatiently for all the files to be transferred and as soon as they had been transferred she quickly removed the USB drive from the laptop port and she stood up, in that same moment Romanoff walked into the room.

"What are you doing devochka (girl)?" asked Romanoff with suspicion as he saw Natasha standing too close to his laptop for his liking.

"I was looking out the window" said Natasha.

"Hmm" said Romanoff as he walked to his laptop, he saw that it had finally responded, he closed the laptop.

"Well then, that is a mission accomplished" said Romanoff with a smile.

"What are you going to do with him?" asked Natasha.

"Oh you do not want to know" said Romanoff with a laugh.

"You aren't going to kill him now are you?" asked Natasha.

"Do you love him or what devochka (girl)?" asked Romanoff.

"Of course not, I just don't think that my conscience would be alright if I delivered a man that you are going to kill" said Natasha.

"You conscience can rest assured devochka (girl), we are not going to kill him, just some light torture" said Romanoff with a smile as Natasha did not trust his definition of light at all.

"Right..." said Natasha.

"Well I am going now" said Natasha.

"Going where?" asked Romanoff.

"Back home of course" said Natasha.

"At this time of the night?" asked Romanoff as Natasha nodded, sure it was dark, but she had to go home right now, she wanted to see her baby, she wanted to hug her so bad, and even though she hated driving at night, she would do it so she could get home soon.

"Why don't you wait till tomorrow morning devochka (girl)?" asked Romanoff.

"No, I have to go now" said Natasha.

"Well in that case, let me drive you devochka (girl), it is too dangerous to drive at night, especially when you are alone" said Romanoff.

"No you don't have to do that Romanoff" said Natasha.

"No, let me, give me your car keys" said Romanoff.

"Don't you have things to do here?" asked Natasha.

"They can wait, let me drive you home" said Romanoff as Natasha was reluctant, she did not know if she could trust Romanoff like that.

"The keys devochka (girl)" said Romanoff.

"It's either I drive you home, or you are going nowhere" said Romanoff.

"Fine" said Natasha reluctantly as Romanoff smiled.

…

Natasha glanced at Romanoff as he was driving and she looked ahead.

"What's the matter devochka (girl)?" asked Romanoff.

"I wonder if I should have allowed you to drive, you are old and might not see something and crash into it" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed.

"For my age, I still have very sharp eyesight, because as a boy I ate a lot of carrots" said Romanoff as Natasha scoffed.

"Right" said Natasha as she tried to stop herself from yawning.

"You know that you can go to sleep right devochka (girl)" said Romanoff.

"No thank you, I'm not sleepy, I don't trust you, I will watch you till you drive me to my house" said Natasha as Romanoff laughed and he shook his head.

"You think that I would kidnap you in your own car?" asked Romanoff.

"Highly probable" said Natasha.

"Don't you have any music in this car of yours?" asked Romanoff.

"Well no" said Natasha as Romanoff fiddled with the radios and he changed the channel until he found some music that he liked.

"Classical music?" asked Natasha as she yawned and the music was so slow.

"Yes, the best music" said Romanoff.

"You are just trying to make me fall asleep Romanoff, it won't work" said Natasha as she rubbed her eyes.

"Whatever you say devochka (girl)" said Romanoff as he laughed and Natasha shook her head, she still didn't trust him.

…

Romanoff drove into the driveway of Natasha's house as he parked the car and he switched it off.

"Thank you for driving me here Romanoff" said Natasha as she removed her seatbelt, she wasn't ungrateful, she didn't know what she would have done if she had to drive here herself.

"Don't mention it devochka (girl), here are your keys" said Romanoff as he handed Natasha her keys.

"How will you get back?" asked Natasha as she yawned, it was late and she was so tired.

"I have my ways, you don't have to worry about me" said Romanoff with a smile.

"Tell your little rebonok (baby), that I greet her" said Romanoff with a smile as before Natasha could reply he got out of the car and he walked away.

"Sometimes, I don't get you Romanoff" said Natasha to herself as she sighed and she looked at her house as she smiled, she was finally back home.

…

Dom yawned as he walked out of the kitchen with what happened to be his fifth cup of coffee of the night, he had missed out on so much work today and he had to make up for it this night.

Dom was on his way to his office when he suddenly heard the front door open and he wondered who was opening the door at past midnight so he walked to the direction of the front door and he was surprised by who he saw.

"Natasha??" asked Dom in surprise as Natasha turned to look at him and she closed the door behind her.

She wondered why he just had to be awake when she returned, she did not feel like explaining herself to him right now, she was too tried to.

"What is it this time??" asked Natasha as she yawned.

"Well nothing, but you returning at 2 in the morning is surprising" said Dom.

"I don't have the energy to explain to you why I don't need to explain to you" said Natasha as she yawned, she was tired and Dom could see that.

"Where's Joy?" asked Natasha.

"Sleeping, you want to see her?" asked Dom.

"No, I will see her in the morning, she should sleep well" said Natasha as she carried her suitcase, she was so tired.

"Do you want me to help you with that?" asked Dom as he pointed to the suitcase that Natasha was lazily holding.

"Do whatever you want" said Natasha as she really didn't want to carry it all the way up the stairs.

"You drove at night, you don't like driving at night" said Dom as he carried her suitcase and she walked up the stairs.

"I can do anything for my daughter" replied Natasha as she walked to her room she collected her suitcase from Dom and she closed the door in his face.

"Not even a goodnight" said Dom to himself as he sighed and he walked down the stairs to his office to continue working.