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A SARCASTIC QUIP

It is what it says on the tin. A sarcastic novel.

VlassisBehrakis · Fantasy
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3 Chs

Town

After this I entered the town it was rather multicultural and by multicultural I mean there were at least five types of giant bacteria. Oh as for the people most of them were local humans.

Knowing what a massive threat the giant bacteria where I rushed to fight them only for them to sagely dodge every attack after a while a dude wearing glasses stopped and said.

"What are you doing, why are you kicking the air?"

I looked at him and said.

"Elder I am fighting the giant monsters."

The elder looked shocked and responded.

"Ha, so you can see them?"

I nodded sagely all the while attempting to kick my foe as I responded.

"Yeah, I am seeing the giant Bacteria."

The elder raised his eyebrow and said.

"The giant what? Bacteria? Nono what you are kicking is Garbage Pi"

I stopped trying to kick and as I did my well-kept balance collapsed ending with me falling down ass first. After I pulled myself together I asked.

"Garbage Pi?"

Yes, the elder nodded sagely and responded.

"We should test your abilities to be sure if you have the skill, but since you can see them you are almost certainly there."

After this, the elder dragged me into a rather dingy looking shack. He then pulled out a thick stack of papers and pointed out different points for me to sign.

"He mumbled something about glorious opportunities and long life and more power."

I obviously quickly signed all the papers. I was then taken into a room that had a large machine... slot machine. He then pointed to the lever. I pulled a myriad of quickly flashing by symbols and then slowly it winded down to a halt out of it came out a small piece of paper that read.

The applicant has the following characteristics.

Spirit root Terrible.

Elements

Garbage= High connection