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A Man Living in the Countryside Would Fly Up to Heaven at Daytime

"Su Yu was tired of the high life in the city. He quit his job and went back to the countryside. He linked himself to a webcast system focusing on country life. He would livestream his carefree country life every day. Growing flowers, walking his dog, and raising a giant white snake. Life was good. However, as time went by, his audience found him to be an unusual network anchor. Fighting against tigers barehandedly. Pulling up trees hit by lightning. He even livestreamed how he conquered a group of robbers through the fire magic. His audience asked, ""Anchor, be honest with us. Are you cultivating behind our back?"" Su Yu answered, ""Of course not. Cultivation is only an illusion. How could it be real? Have some faith in the science, please!"" The audience went on, ""So, could you explain what happened to your yellow dog and white snake?"" Su Yu looked back. Not until then did he find his yellow dog had suddenly learnt to float in the air. It was right in the air at this moment. As to that white snake, it had started to shed its skin, and dragon horns and limbs were growing out. Su Yu said, ""Okay, believe me. I will find a scientific explanation for this!"" The audience said, ""Forget about that for now. Look at the thunder clouds over your head. Why don't you just admit you are going through a calamity? Don't claim it is a thundershower to lie to us. How come the lightning over your house is golden?"" Su Yu was embarrassed. He did not expect his audience to find his secret out. Since they had found it out, Su Yu would stop pretending. ""That is right. I am a cultivator. I have come clean!"" Then, in the face of the whole world, Su Yu went through the thunder calamity successfully and flew up to heaven at daytime! "

the Fiery Passionate Kid · Urban
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Shang Wei, You Said You Don't Know Kung-Fu?

Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

Su Yu's black arrow was flying towards the charging boar.

When the wild boar noticed the arrow flying at itself, it grunted fiercely.

It was not the first time the wild boar had encountered the arrows of men, but as far as it knew, arrows could not even land a scratch on its thick hide. The puny arrows could never perforate its tensile skin. Therefore, it did not take the arrow seriously and continued its charge.

The arrow and the wild boar clashed in the next second. It was just an instant, but the arrow perforated the wild boar's skin and flesh.

The moment the arrow pierced the wild boar's body, it screamed in pain. Two bloody holes were left on its body.

On top of that, after the black arrow flew away, the wild boar was engulfed in flames which caused the wild boar to scream even louder.

The arrow continued flying even after it perforated the wild boar's body. It eventually hit a massive tree and embedded itself in it.

Blood gushed out from the wild boar's body. Because the arrow had accurately pierced its heart, there was no way that it could survive it.

A few more steps later, the wild boar fell on the ground.

"It's dead? Is it really dead?"

"This is awesome! Su Yu, your shooting is out of this world!"

"One arrow and it perforated the wild boar's body? How strong are you?"

Jun Moxiao typed, "Master Su, come clean. How strong is your bow? What is the drawing force?"

Nightwing typed, "Your arrow perforated the wild boar?! Your strength is almost mystical! Are you a 100 kg weightlifter from the UK?"

"Compared to his strength, I'm more interested in what Master Su did earlier. Three steps and he climbed up the tree? And what's with the burning arrow? Are you cultivating to be an immortal offline?"

"I strongly suspect that Su Yu is cultivating to be an immortal. Didn't you guys notice when he pulled the string? His bow lit up! And the arrow was on fire! It defies the laws of physics!"

Su Yu chuckled in reply. "Cultivation? Immortal? That's something you see in a novel. I'm just a normal guy. Please believe in science, guys. I work out often, so if you put some effort in exercising, you can do it as well."

"To hell with that! Su Yu, when you try to boast next time, spare us the humiliation, please!"

"What you did there isn't something that I can do even if I train for 100 years! Don't you need to break your fall after jumping from 5 meters? I think you are the only one, my man. If it had been someone else, his legs might have been broken."

"Why do I have a feeling that he's looking down on us?"

Su Yu had a feeling that the atmosphere on his stream was being badly influenced by the few bad apples, but fortunately, he was able to stop it in time.

"Okay, guys, let's check on the wild boar and see whether it's dead or not. Maybe we can have some wild boar meat."

Su Yu then walked towards the wild boar.

After a careful check, he found that it was really dead. A big portion of its fur had been singed off. Even though he kicked it, the wild boar did not even react.

Next, he had to figure out a way to bring the big fellow back home. It was huge. Since he had already killed it, it would be a waste if he did not bring his spoil back.

Pork was expensive, and wild boar meat even more so. Whether he decided to sell it or eat it by himself, he would be gaining a lot.

"Why are you standing there?"

"I'm thinking about how to bring the huge wild boar back," Su Yu said.

Jun Moxiao joked, "Judging from the size of it, it's at least 150 kg. There's no way you can pull it alone. Why don't go head back to the village and ask for help?"

"Call in a helicopter! One helicopter will settle it!"

"Why all the ruckus? Just roast the wild boar, load it into your stomach, and you can bring it anywhere!"

The viewers were already giving strange ideas.

Su Yu rolled his eyes at them, but a moment later, he placed his attention on Little White.

Little White hissed at him.

For some reason, it felt like Su Yu's gaze on itself was strange.

Its heart skipped a beat. 'This b*st*rd! Is he trying to make me carry the wild boar down the mountain? Are you even serious, you maniac?! How heavy am I compared to the wild boar?! I don't even have hands! Be logical!"

Su Yu looked at Little White who merely shot him an innocent look. He also realized that his idea might not work.

With all options considered, Su Yu took a sip of spiritual water and decided to do the heavy lifting by himself.

Going back to the village for help would consume a lot of time, and it would already be dark by the time they came back.

Su Yu was already in the mountains, and if he left the wild boar behind, it might attract other animals. If some other stronger animals took the wild boar away while he went back, he would suffer a great loss.

Therefore, he had to do the heavy lifting himself.

The wild boar was 150 kg. If it was the old Su Yu, he would never have been able to move it, but after the Marrow-cleansing Pill modified his body, he gained super-strength, so he might be able to move the wild boar. 

He simply stretched his body, but the viewers saw his strange action on camera.

"What are you doing?"

"Are you warming up? Are you thinking of dragging the wild boar back?"

"You are dragging it alone? Impossible! It's at least 150 kg!"

"No way! No way! Do you really think you are strong enough to move it?"

While the viewers commented, Su Yu had already tried to move the wild boar. He grabbed the wild boar's front and hind legs in each hand and took a deep breath.

"UP!"

Su Yu dragged the wild boar up and propped it onto his shoulder. Surprisingly, he was able to carry the wild boar, shocking his viewers again.

"Holy sh*t!"

"Holy sh*t!"

"Holy sh*t!"

"Am I blind or am I looking at CGI?!"

"You really carried it?! Are you Shang Wei1? And you said you don't know kung-fu!?"

"He has super-strength!"

"The conqueror used to lift the cauldron in ancient times, and now we have Master Su lifting a boar! 666666!"

"AMAZING!"

[Princess Piggy sent you 10 Super Rockets]

[Nightwing sent you 10 Super Rockets]

[Promise sent you 10 Super Rockets]

[Jun Moxiao sent you a Galactic Spaceship]

Galactic Spaceship! The most expensive gift in Lion Fang! It was equivalent to 50,000 RMB or 50 Super Rockets!

On top of that, the Galactic Spaceship even had a function to promote Su Yu's name in the whole of the Lion Fang platform. It was considered an extra promotion method.

Su Yu thanked all the viewers who sent him gifts. 

"Thank you, everyone. Thank you for your Galactic Spaceship, Jun Moxiao!"

The Galactic Spaceship boosted the popularity of Su Yu's stream to a whole new level.

Originally, his stream had around 200,000 Popularity, but now more than 100,000 more viewers had joined his stream in the past minute.

His total Popularity was reaching 400,000. Despite having only streamed for a few days, he had already achieved such a phenomenal number. It was certainly considered a terrifying achievement.

At the same time, in Lion Fang's game section, or more precisely, the League of Legends' streaming section, there was a girl named Sweetie Pea.

Sweetie Pea was a famous streamer in the LoL section with 10 million followers. She was working towards becoming the pillar of support of Lion Fang's LoL section. Two months ago, she even signed an S-rank agreement with Lion Fang.

Sweetie Pea had just ended a game, so she wanted to get a rest and some food. It was then that she saw a banner floating across the streaming platform.

"Jun Moxiao sent a Galactic Spaceship to outdoor streamer Su Yu! Hurry up and go have a look!"

Sweetie Pea was shocked.

"A Galactic Spaceship?" She instantly felt jealous.

She had been streaming for four years now and barely got any Galactic Spaceship herself. She was curious. Who was the lucky soul that got Jun Moxiao's Galactic Spaceship?

Su Yu?

She had never heard of the name before.

Curious, Sweetie Pea tapped the banner and entered Su Yu's stream.