Shrinking

{Bold of you to assume I gave you a system.}

Wait what!!!

He didn't give me a system?

"You can`t do that?!" I speak out, aghast.

Can he?

{Of course I can. I am the motherfucking Author. I see all, I know all and I can do all.}

Fucking jerk.

On one hand I don`t know why I was so sure that I will get a system while on the other I feel robbed. I mean, its reincarnation and it is even a fanfiction, he told me that and now he had the guts to say that I don`t get the system?

'I demand the full fanfiction Main Character experience!!!!'

{Just be glad I gave you a second chance.}

You speak as if I had no future in my previous life. I was only 18 years old!!! I was young, in great shape and had a bright future. So don`t act like I was the typical old otaku that got reincarnated.

You basically kidnapped me!!

{Bah!!! Nonsense, if that was the case then you were praying to be kidnapped. Did you forget that?}

'...'

Damnit he`s right. I am lost for words. I did pray to be reincarnated the shit out of and I can`t be mad that he reincarnate the shit out of me.

'But then why did you give me the status window? That`s heartless. It gave me hope that I surely had a system.'

{BHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Exactly!!} he laughs, his laugh sounds cruel and annoying to me.

{Imagine, you waking up everyday hoping your system activates or something but you never even had a system!!! That made me sleep well at night.} he says, amused.

Asshole.

I feel like crying. My whole life I have hoped but that was merciless crushed by this heartless Author.

I feel depressed, I am going to kill myself.

{You can`t do that.}

I look towards the balcony.

'Oh I think I can.'

{You can`t!! If you die, then the story would just end.}

'I wonder if I will reincarnate again if I die. I hope I reincarnate with some cheat next time.'

{Haha very funny.} he says sarcastically.

{Lets stop messing around. I cannot give you a system but this wouldn`t be an interesting story without the MC having some sort of cheat right.}

I smile. 'Of course, that`s what I was saying!!'

{Okay, here is a cheat skill and one random gacha roll. I wouldn`t be able to help or interfere in anyway after this though.}

*ting!!*

I hear the system prompt and I can`t help but smile excitedly.

[Skill gained :-

Top G : My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability, makes me a feared opponent in any realms of human endeavor. 

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Explanation : You have peak talent in everything and if you give it enough work, training and dedication you can achieve anything, the best football player, pianist, singer, dancing or maybe even powers, different skills and abilities etc. You can achieve everything you want if you work hard enough]

*ting!!*

[Token gained :-

Gacha : Roll a random skill, item, bloodline etc.]

'...'

{Do you like it?}

'...'

You can`t seriously call that a cheat can you? It`s just plain talent. I have to actually work to achieve what I want. It was just like my unlimited stat points, I can do it but I have to work my ass off to actually get it.

It should be called an opportunity instead of a cheat.

And why the fuck do I get a gacha? The Author is deciding what I get anyways right?

'Can this even be called a cheat?' I ask.

{Of course. With the top G skill you can become as strong as Goku with enough training.} 

My eyes go wide in shock before they burn with excitement.

'Really? How long do I have to train?'

{A couple billion years give or take.}

I hate you.

I rub my eyes and sigh. Well, I am not an ungrateful bastard nor a self entitled asshole. I may complain but I am grateful for the gifts and advantage. 

Still standing naked infront of the mirror, I roll the gacha ticket hopefully. At least I hope I get a superpower or something.

*ting!!!*

Then I get a new skill, but unimaginable pain assaults me so I don't even have time to look at what I got.

I know pain. In my new life and even in my past life pain was no stranger to me. Especially physical pain, as a fighter I have experienced pain many times.

But those can`t compare to my pain right now.

My body trembled and every fiber of my body shifted slightly. It feels like my body is being reconstructed.

I stand still, shaking tremendously yet I cannot move.

I see my reflection in the giant mirror. I see my body shifting slightly, fixing my bone structure and posture. But that is not the thing that catch my attention.

What take away my whole focus is my dick. My big dick which is 5 inch when flaccid and 10 whole inch when erect.

I don`t think any man has ever experienced my pain before. This one hurts me and completely obliterates me mentally and emotionally.

I see..

Oh God.

I see it. But I can`t stop it.

My dick.

It is shrinking.

{HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!} 

'What did you do!!!!!'

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