Please Take All My Money!

It was a dark night.

Crickets chirped and fireflies flew around.

The atmosphere was, however, extremely cold...

"This is a stickup, give us all your money," Sachi emotionlessly said while holding a pistol to the female guild attendant's head in front of her.

That's right, I created a pistol, but that doesn't matter right now!

Currently, we are in a heist, about to rob some random guild.

Normally, this wouldn't phase anyone, after all, they were in a game where they could respawn.

However; I did my research prior to this!

This lady had gone through a similar experience before, and Sachi immediately activated the lady's PTSD, causing her to fall down on the ground and pretend to be dead, like a ferret.

"Maybe we went a bit too far... Oh well, no turning back now!" I state as we step over the body of the passed out attendant, heading to the door she was near.

As we near the entrance of the backdoor, I stop Sachi.

"Sachi, take this ski-mask. If we are going to do this we have to be professional about it. Who would want to hire someone who isn't serious about their work?" I tell her while placing the ski-mask in her hand.

Sachi nods her head and wears the ski-mask.

I put mine on and we walk through the door.

"*Insert dog barking sounds*"

Three huge dogs bark at us and begin running at us.

Sachi takes out a dog toy that makes squeaking noises and throws it behind us in the backdoor.

Yes, I made this and it has a charming effect on it that works well on canine NPC.

I think I used dog urine to enhance this one, not sure.

As soon as the dogs run through to get the dog toy, I close the door.

Just like I said, I did my research, and yes, I made this too.

We run through the hall and pass multiple doors until we see a staircase leading downstairs.

I grab C4, yes I made this too, and press a button to activate a 30-second count-down.

I place it on the door in front of me, and walk to the back of the stairs, but just enough so I can see the C4 explode.

*Beep* the timer on the C4 resounded, then blew up the door to smithereens.

Sachi and I run to the door, ready to rob the guild's storage.

"Stop them!" I hear multiple shouts behind me.

Looks like they finally caught up huh.

"Take the most expensive-looking ones you can find!" I shouted as Sachi followed me, dumping boss drops and special items into a huge white sack.

I dodge an arrow that was shot at my head and snap my fingers to open up a portal using [Snap Gate].

The white portal leads to the guild house we bought a while ago today.

Maple Tree's guild house.

But before I jump in the portal, I quickly fire a few shots at the one who tried to snipe me with an arrow, piercing his head.

I jump through the portal with the bag in my hand and using telekinesis to carry some extra things with me.

However, the moment I hop through the portal, the items I'm carrying with telekinesis fall and do not come with me.

This is because the moment I made it through the gate, I was too far from the object I was using Telekinesis on.

Sachi silently picked up the items as a few sword class players rushed at her, and placed them in her bag.

As soon as they swung their weapon at her, Sachi vanished and appeared right next to the portal.

She jumped in, but not before doing as I did, and shooting at the three people who rushed her.

The rest of the players there had stared at us with a deadpan expression the moment I had fired off my machine gun and didn't move since then.

Sachi jumps out of the portal from the other side and it closes up immediately.

She places the bag on the ground and pats her maids outfit a bit, before picking up the bag and waiting for further instructions.

"Where are the items I was carrying using telekinesis?" I say in confusion and slight annoyance.

(Damn, what went wrong? It was the perfect plan) I ponder as I try to find the reason of this setback.

"I have picked them up, Master Al," Sachi said while opening up the bag showing me some contents of it.

She was like Santa.

Santa in a maid costume.

(Santa in a maid costume...) I thought gloomily, as I had pictured something no man should ever have to bear witness to.

Don't picture that, that's disgusting.

Please don't, do not imagine Santa clause in a maid outfit.

Sachi and I open the door to the guild and the first thing we see is a group of people seated at the long table along with Maple standing in front of them, introducing two girls.

The guild members stared at us as we wore our ski-mask and brazenly walked in.

We stare at them and I look at everyone in the room.

A chill goes down the spine of the group in the room.

It seems they got the members gathered.

I observe the two small children next to Maple.

"Who are you!" Kasumi says while taking out her sword.

"A man good with theft, and children," I state with a smirk.

I snap my fingers and use [Snap Armis] causing her weapon to fly out of her hand.

"Y-you're," Kasumi says in shock, then looks at the maid behind me, and takes a closer look at my attire.

I take off my ski-mask and wave to Maple, Sally, and everyone else here.

"Nice to meet you, I'm zsxcfvbhnmk123," I say while walking up and dumping the contents of the bag onto the log table.

"Woah!" they exclaimed as the items I emptied on the table are mostly boss drops or rare materials.

"Sachi" I call out as she walks next to me and empties the rest of the contents on the table, then places the pistol at the far end of it.

"Woah..." the room

"Want to know how I got all of this? I can help you get some too, it's not hard at all," I ask, the more the merrier.

"I'll go, with you. I could use some materials like this, how about you guys?" Iz responds as she asks anyone else if they would like to join us.

"It'll be more fun as a group!" Maple exclaims.

"We can also work together as a team better and get to know each other faster, I'm up for it," Sally says, causing a chain reaction throughout the room for everyone to join the "expedition".

Five minutes later.

"Go! Go! Go!" I shouted as alarms blared and echoed through the treasure room that appeared to have been ransacked.

"How do they have alarm bells in this game!?" Chrome shouts confusedly, dodging a trap as an arrow passes right from under his legs.

"Anything is possible as a crafter!" Iz responds as we all rush into my portal.