CHAPTER 2: LOST? OF COURSE NOT
( In the middle of the night in a certain forest a glowing green portal opens and a boy falls out and lands face first on the ground. he flips over and lies on his back while gazing at the stars. his aura resembles that of a monk at peace.the silence of the night.... )
Timmy: I'M FREE! (ignore what I said. he jumps to his feet and yells into the night like a madman)
Timmy: hey! author I can hear you.
AUTHOR: NO ONE ASKED YOU TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL. SO JUST IGNORE ME
Mai: who are you talking too?
Timmy: huh you didn't hear that? nevermind it's nothing an A.I should be worried about.
Mai: well if you're done acting crazy. you need to find somewhere to spend the night and some clothes to wear.
( Timmy looks at himself and notices the clothes he was wearing previously are several sizes too big.)
Timmy: woah how did my clothes get so big?
Mai: are you an idiot? your clothes didn't get bigger you got smaller or younger to be more precise.
Timmy: i see. no wonder I feel so full of energy. normally I just feel like lying on a couch and reading memes and light novels all day.
Mai: and you wonder why your life is the way it is?
Timmy: I'm going to just ignore that last comment. ( Timmy stares at his hands ) I wonder how old I am now?
Mai: you should be around five to six years old based on what I can observe from your body structure.
Timmy: awesome. time to find some people. because I don't think a five year old can survive alone in a forest. ( Timmy starts walking in a random direction )
Mai: do you even know where you're going?
Timmy: I'm mostly sure
Mai : so you're lost?
Timmy: of course I'm not lost. I can never get lost .
Mai: statistically you get lost 99.99% of the time. what makes this any different?
Timmy: well you see I happened to recognize some of these trees and animals that means I'm on earth or at least a planet closely resembling earth.
Mai: what does that have to do with you knowing where to go?
Timmy: actually I don't know where to go. if this is earth then I'll find humans and since I haven't seen any dinosaurs, I'm definitely not in the past . and with how over populated the human race is therefore if I keep walking in a straight line I'll eventually find humans.
Mai: that plan sounds dumb but kinda makes sense. it sounds like you
Timmy: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment. so I'll assume it was a compliment. you'll see I'll be out of here in no time.
( Four hours later. Timmy sees a road)
Timmy: see? told you I'd get out quickly
Mai: it took you four hours. you spent two hours walking in circles and another hour running from wild animals.
Timmy: in my defense, that beast was huge
Mai : it was a squirrel
Timmy: then it could have had rabies or something. Plus I got out eventually didn't I? all I have to do now is wait for a car.
( Two hours later)
Timmy: I'm sooooo bored. how is it so hard to find a car on a road. that's it I'm taking a nap (Timmy lies down on the road and closes his eyes) wake me up if a vehicle comes.
Mai: you shouldn't lie down on the road.
Timmy: why not ? because I could catch a cold? well it's much better than sleeping on the dirt.
Mai: I was going to say that if you lie down in the road you might get hit by that truck.
( a truck horn is heard then Timmy snaps open his eyes and sits up )
Timmy: truck- kun? come on I just got here. I haven't even had the chance to eat anything yet