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"Agh shit agh what the hell happened?"

My head hurts so much, " where am I?" I wonder as I gently stroke my head, a blinding light enters my eyes

"Agh, damn head, I shouldn't have had so much last night"

Little by little my eyes get used to the light and I see where I am.

"A park" was my first thought, as I look around noticing trees and grass.

"What a clean place, you breathe very pure air there is no such place in the city, I must have entered some kinds of ecological reserve or something like that"

While I massage my head I try to organize my thoughts, last night....

If I remember, we just closed a very important deal with some foreigners, that's good, more work for the company and much more money for us, in our enthusiasm we went to celebrate in a bar.

I do remember the bar, we got some sluts and went to a colleague's house, bought tons of alcohol. The alcohol ran out and it was when the rookie, 'who had only been joining the team a month ago' took out a rare liquor with a worm in the bottom, proudly saying that it was the specialty of his people.

"An excellent liquor" I say with a smile "nothing like what I had previously tasted, what was his name?" While I scratch my chin trying to remember the name my face little by little begins to show panic.

"In fact, what is the name of the rookie or my colleague ... "

"or more importantly WHAT IS MY DAMN NAME? "

Kneeling on the ground with my hands-on my head, I begin to shake with fear and anxiety.

"How can anyone forget his name?" I said looking around looking for some sign that helped me understand what was happening he started shouting "WHAT IS HAPPENING? IS IT A NEW DRUG? AN NEW TV SHOW "

"Ah, ah" lying on the grass I start to gasp "ah, ah, ah" I am hyperventilating I have to calm down, while I tell myself that this is not happening

"If it's just a slight confusion, like when I inhaled that white powder that I found in the men's bathroom and I forgot where I lived" I keep repeating to myself that everything is fine that nothing bad is going to happen

"Yes later I will tell this story in a bar and it will be very funny hahaha" I say while a desperate laugh comes out trying to calm me down.

At that moment I saw something that made my blood run cold "Why are my hands orange?" As I look at them carefully I realize that they only have three fingers and not only that, my arms are cream-colored.

"They are very soft, it is like caressing a very fluffy cat" trying to understand what is happening I come out of my state of surprise

"is a costume?" I get it, it's just a joke, I got drunk and my friends put me in a costume and threw me in the middle of nowhere.

"Like on that occasion when I woke up tied to a post with a lot of duct tape. If that is what is happening, it is only a joke "I say it with a smile of anguish and despair, while I try to give logic to what is happening to me?

"Guys," he said while I laugh, "I've learned my lesson, I'm never going to mess with any of your brothers or moms again" I say that last part in a lower tone.

"I know they are recording this and if it is a good joke, but it is already going too far" I continue shouting and turning my head everywhere, looking for a camera or some indication of my friends I start to walk.

"Where are you?" I keep walking when a sound is heard behind me.

"Huh" I turn around slowly "guys?" a kind of insect crawls out of a bush "holy shit WHAT IS THAT?" I scream as I fall backwards.

The insect sees me and makes a kind of "come, come" screech as it continues to crawl in my direction.

"Don't walk away" I try to stand up, but my legs wobble from side to side.

The insect sees me and stops as if thinking something, tilts its head to the side "Come, come" trying to stop again, I carefully observe the creature, it has an intense red, it looks like a kind of caterpillar, with a pair of antennae that protrude from its black head, big yellow eyes.

I give a few blows to my legs and I stand up, thing is as big ask me and those intense colors are sure to be poisonous "come, come" the insect continues to scream and continues to crawl towards me.

Once on my feet and without my legs shaking, I turn my back on the insect and start running. "What kind of ecological reserve is this?" I say as I continue running, dodging trees and bushes I keep running until I am completely tired.

"What was all that since when there are insects the size of a person" I say as I sit in the shade of a tree

"The good thing is that that insect did not follow me" to be a joke this going to lay.

"Sniff, sniff" will it be from thirst or I can smell something very good a few feet from me, I start walking in the direction that smells very fresh "sniff, sniff" following my nose I see what appears to be a huge lake.

"WATER" I yell as I run towards the vital liquid, forgetting my manners I submerge my head in the lake and start drinking as if there were no tomorrow "glug, glug, glug" the best water I have ever tasted.

Finishing drinking I look at the crystal clear water, I look and see something that makes my blood run cold "What is that?" I see in the reflection some kinds of cat combined with a rabbit.

"it just cannot be!" The cat rabbit is yellow with light blue eyes, but what stands out the most are its ears or antennae, which are orange.

Moving my hands I see that the reflection does the same, I try to touch the antennas and the face "there is no way this is happening" I say as I start laughing in despair "ha ha ha" immediately afterwards I faint.

"Agh, Agh, what happened?"

I get up from the grass, and I realize that around, me there are only a lot of trees, bushes, I am still on the shore of the lake, I look at my reflection.

"So it's not a dream" I say it while I sigh and sit near a tree while trying to make sense of what is happening.

Let's sort out the events that happen and see where it went wrong "yesterday I went to a bar to drink" if I remember that very well.

"We continued at a colleague's house and the rookie brought a liquor with a worm in it" if I also remember all that.

"I stayed with the sluts and continued drinking that mysterious liquor" if that already starts to get blurry

"Everyone leaves and I continue drinking" apparently they left me alone, then what happened next? I put my hands-on my temple, massaging it trying to remember something else.

"I remember a kind of light and even a man with a beard and a white horse that measured more than three meters" and I remember it, next to him was a kind of white reindeer with a golden thing on his back and some stones floating around him.

Apparently they said something important, I don't remember exactly what, but I feel like it was very important, after I woke up here and a giant insect was chasing me, I discovered that I was transformed into a mix of rabbit and cat.

"Well, it makes no sense to think about it if I don't remember it" I pat myself on the face and say myself, we have to think positively.

"Don't become that great businessman thinking negatively, we are going to do what any the normal person would do in this situation" under the tree I get into a fetal position and start crying.

"That can't be happening to me, someone please help me, whoever, please, I would whatever it takes, just get me out of here" and so I continue all day sobbing like a baby until I fall asleep.