Prologue.
May 18th, 2021. EARTH
A normal day in the life of an ordinary NEET unless you count the fact that I DIED!
How you ask? well I was sleeping and I think I caught a cold because my nose started running like crazy and I choked on my own mucus and died.
As of right now I am staring at my spamming body and just my luck cause my parents are only going to find out about this tomorrow probably around noon unless one of my little brothers come to wake me up in the morning.
Now what am I supposed to do?
There is no chain connected to my body so I don't think I am going to soul society.
There was no one here to escort me so I don't think I will be going to the land of the dead any time soon.
I don't see any souls around town wait I do and they are heading South? Wait why am I able to see that? WHY THE HELL AM I FLOATING UP? INSTEAD OF JOINING THE OTHERS?
October 10th, 1240. On a planet some where.
It was a nice clearing, the grass was soft,short and didn't house any Insects or snakes or any other nasty surprises. The woods were far enough away that any threat would have have been visible it also had a great view of the night sky it also had a nice warm breeze so there was no need for a fire all in all it was the perfect spot for a picnic if and only if you ignore the 255 METER TALL AND 648 METER LONG ORANGE 9-TAILED FOX BEING RESTRAINED IN GOLDEN CHAINS AND COVERED IN A DOME SHAPED BARRIER FORMED BY SAID CHAINS oh, and also the sound of a new born baby trying to raise hell spawns.
As I say this the blond said some thing to the red head and then Summoned the god of dead and then split the fox in two along with another soul which was there for plot reasons and then sealed one half of them in him self and then he and the couple stopped the other fox from stabbing the new born with their bodies and then the blond summoned a toad took his time writing an overly complicated key on the toad which also doubled as a giant scroll and THEN asked his wife to say the last words to their New born after which he sealed the other halves into the child after which the stupid yet powerful couple died.
Now ya'll know how the story goes from here but here is the thing, I sent a copy of my soul with a some changes in personality and memories (See the first part of this chapter) Now if you have seen or read harry potter you know what happens when a Soul is split in two,
But now there are two souls split in two and and both halves of both souls are isolated from the other halves so can you guess what happens next?
you can't? try again.
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Well for those who haven't figured it out Kurama A combines with SI A to form Neo-Kurama A and Kurama B combines with SI B to form Neo-Kurama B.
What did you seriously think a human soul with no powers and only 2 decades old could overpower a super powerful beast's soul with centuries of experience? oh please, stop trying to fool yourself.
But that dosen't mean that the fusion was not without effects tho.
Thanks to my Dad, I know or understand the utter stupidity known as 'Hatred' so I know how to let it go,I also know how to bid my time and am a smart ass according to my friends anyway, mix that with the almost endless power, arrogance and ruthlessness of the kyuubi and vola! you have the perfect villain.
But I and Kurama have one thing in common or at least I think we do, we are both extremely lazy at normal times but when we set a goal for ourselves we won't stop until we have completed it.
So now instead of a perfect villain you have some one who is lazy but extremely dangerous when provoked and some one just split him in half and tried to use him as a weapon yet again and so what do you think is going to happen?