Wei Ning City’s Tourist Guide to Staying in the City

Wei Ning City's Tourist Guide to Staying in the City

0.1 Beloved travellers/residents of the city, when you see this guide, our city will be undergoing many needed changes to the city rules that will create trouble in your daily lives. Due to secrecy, we are unable to inform why you are unable to do some things, or perhaps why you must do some things, but please believe, all staff of Wei Ning City's government will provide as much aid as possible in your daily lives. Please read and check the contents, as to ensure your safety and convenience.

1. For your transiting convenience, the number of our city's taxis will increase by several times. You will see many lively taxis appearing, they will normally be equipped with a gentle and friendly driver, we do our best to provide the most all-rounded and high-quality service, so please do not hesitate, and immediately ride them.

2. As of late, a large majority of our city's janitorial staff have been laid off. As there will be garbage appearing in some of the city's areas, to maintain our city's good image, please take the garbage and put it in the garbage bin. If you pick up the garbage and do not see a garbage bin, please always carry them up until you return home, or it is reclaimed.

3. Our city has the most convenient subway transit in the entire country. In consideration of quick touring and low-cost travelling, please choose the subway as your method of transit. Please do not be surprised as to why subway stations can be seen everywhere, they are all safe safe safe safe

4. When you are troubled with choosing which place to visit, our city highly recommends the national park, especially the artificial lake area in the national park. It contains a beautiful landscape hard to find in other places, and you can choose to swim or fish in it. Please be at ease, this activity does not need you to pay any kind of fee, we will even provide necessities for fishing for you for free.

5. █████ ████ █████████ please absolutely ████ ██████ when the door is knocked █████ ██ ███ quickly open the door █████ ██ █ ██████.

██████████

1.1 Please pay note that the cover of the brochure being distributed has a blue base with black letters. All brochures printed and distributed by the government will only appear in an integrated stainless-steel bookcase, it will not be suspended in a row on the wall, ceiling, or any other places.

1.2 Please confirm that you have not seen the contents of other brochures. If you have seen them, please ignore, or pretend you haven't seen anything, if you were unfortunate enough to read them, please immediately burn or tear them apart.

1.4 Please confirm you haven't seen the contents of other brochures. If you have seen them, and black bars have appeared over them, please call our hotline number xxxx-xxxx, and inform the operator your location after the tone.

1.3 Because of some uncontrollable factors, even if it is a government-printed and distributed brochure, there will be mistaken information appearing. Please remember the brochure uses 01234 in the first column, with numbers after the decimal point in the second column. The numbers on the second column will all be prime numbers or formed from 1. There will be no contents with composite numbers. If a prompt appears for you to call a phone number, please do not pay heed, this is a new type of scam, and the contents of the rule on prime numbers on the second column are safe and will not be changed. (There is a line of small letters after this part—— the recipient printing factory has already been dealt with according to standard)

1.4 Because of some uncontrollable factors, even if it is a government printed and distributed brochure, there will be mistaken information appearing. Please remember the brochure uses 01234 in the first column, with numbers after the decimal point in the second column. The numbers on the second column will all be composite numbers and will not have content for prime numbers or 1. If a prompt appears for you to call a number, please immediately carry it out. This is all for your safety, and the contents of rules on composite numbers on the second column are safe and will not be changed. (There is a line of small letters after this part—— ██████ ████ take care of ████ damnit ████)

1.5 Please ensure that your pet has never gone out the door. Do not open the door on your own, even if you hear someone outside the door calling out in panic. Ensure from 6:00 — 8:00 in the mornings, and 5:00 — 7:00 in the evenings that your door is completely shut. If your pet leaves from the window in this time, please close the windows, and once again confirm that your room is locked tight, then call the hotline, and contact the Pet Safety Department to help you find your pet. If the pet comes back, do not open the door to welcome it in. As of late, our city has animal influenza going around, as for details of the situation, due to secrecy, we are unable to inform you the specific details on it. Contact person: Ms. Red 152xxxxxxxx, Mr. Feng 187xxxxxxxx, Mr. Gao 134xxxxxxxx...

1.6 Our city has a very advanced illumination system, when white fog appears over a small district, please follow the bright streetlamps. If you follow along the streetlamps, you can quickly return home.

1.7 Please do not go outside on foggy days. If you have already gone out, please stay away from streetlights, and do not approach thickets, water bodies, and find a place to crouch down as soon as possible, then open your phone's flashlight, and point the flashlight upwards. Very soon, there will be a designated car to send you home.

1.8 When on a morning run, please avoid going out by yourself as much as possible. If you feel you are being followed from 6:00—8:00, please immediately knock on the closest user's door, and make your best effort to have them open the door for you, no matter what, they must open up open up open up open up open up

1.9 When on a morning run, please find as many friends as possible to go out with, do not forget to first have a hot shower, then that will much more █████ █ delicious ████ breakfast ██ ███, do not forget to bring your pet.

2.1 Please do not ride taxis that appear suddenly.

2.2 Please remember, within the single digits, only 2, 3, 5, and 7 are prime numbers.

...