GODS!
"What in goddesses name was that?! That sounded like it came from this room! Is there a monster here?!" Kyra exclaimed as she jumped up to get up and into a fighting stance, but there was nothing that could protect them from this.
I lifted one ass cheek of the chair in hopes that the next wouldn't rattle the cutlery less this time, but it only made it worse. My ass let out a long and mournful cry that made Kia jump back and trip over her chair while holding her nose, trying to scramble away.
"Is there something wrong with you?" Mother Shallot asked, and I could feel the heat of embarrassment on my face as the giggles from Kyra started to slowly make it around. I was about to answer, but my ass quake shut everyone up again before a light laughter filled the air.
Then the laughter slowly turned to coughs, then screams as the smell of the fart filled the room, making it hard for people to breathe.