Honkai: Star Rail Something’s Wrong With My Guardian Spirit!

I, Lynn, a judge of the Luofu, only wanted to slack off with Qingque and wage a battle of wits against our superiors. Unfortunately, after transmigrating, I found a system in my head called Aha. I, Aha, Aeon of Elation, happened to pick up a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see… Honkai: Star Rail? Now this is going to be fun! As long as I make choices through the Elation System that amuse Aha, I can receive rewards. But why are the rewards drawn through a gacha system? Kafka tries to hypnotize me? I hypnotize Kafka instead! Clinging to Asta’s thigh and crying, “Rich lady, I’m hungry, feed me—spaceships, please!” Using Herta’s puppet as a body pillow. Infiltrating the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus and shouting, “Praise the Hunt! Praise Lan!” while casually checking whether any Abominations of Abundance are around… The system’s banner pool seems a little strange too: Wind Glider, Judgment of Shamash, Aatrox the Darkin Blade, Watcher P, Herta Puppet, Battlefield Healing Syringe, Mortal Blade, Waterfowl Dance swordsmanship, the Twelve Talismans, Yamato, all kinds of bizarre Curios, and even an invitation to a Penguin Logistics party? I am Aha’s entertainment. But then again, isn’t Aha also mine? Those who violate the territory of the Xianzhou shall be struck down by me! I shall draw the Reignbow’s bow like the full moon— Let the stars bear witness, and shoot down the Plague Author! This strike shall pierce the stars!

After transmigrating into the Nasuverse as an abandoned child of the Matou family, Matou Yuu dreamed of nothing more than escaping that world. At the age of fifteen, he was sent to the Clock Tower for further study. In order to use the power of the Greater Grail to “go home,” he secretly ran off to Snowfield City to take part in the Holy Grail War. But when he performed the Heroic Spirit summoning, the system made an utterly outrageous judgment: [Detected: Host possesses an extremely strong desire to “return home”!] [Host identity: Abandoned child of the Matou family. Psychological state: young child suffering from severe lack of maternal affection!] [Now matching you with the highest-grade safe harbor…] Looking at the figure before him—with enormous horns, her head tilted slightly as she let out a dazed and adorable little “Aaa”—Matou Yuu fell into deep thought. My Heroic Spirit… is actually kind of cute? … A few days later, the Holy Grail War in Snowfield City reached a fever pitch. Ishtar, Gilgamesh, Enkidu, Ereshkigal… all manner of Heroic Spirits clashed fiercely over the war, personal grudges, and their absolute determination to seize the Greater Grail. And yet, on one warm and sunny afternoon, when those Heroic Spirits saw Matou Yuu walking down the street with Tiamat to buy hamburgers, they collectively stopped thinking. No, seriously… What do you mean his Heroic Spirit is Tiamat?!

The symptoms of delusional disorder vary from person to person. For example, one might imagine a beautiful pink-haired older girl who had been by their side since childhood, becoming a companion who belonged to them alone. She would teach me how to use Honkai energy, how to save the world, how to bully other pretty girls… Bai Ye raised his hand, making a slightly childish finger-gun gesture. “It may sound strange, but there’s no doubt that I’m a severe delusional disorder patient.” Kiana asked, “Then why don’t you take medicine?” Bai Ye replied, “Because I’m dating a ghost-type older girl.” Kiana slowly typed out a question mark in her head. “She’s your girlfriend? Then what am I?” Bai Ye: “…” “We’re bros. Don’t say gross stuff.”

An accident during a Time Patrol mission sent Potart into a completely different world. There were no Supreme Kais here. No Gods of Destruction. None of the other races he was familiar with, either. All this universe had were beings known as Aeons, along with factions and civilizations scattered across the cosmos—some driven by profit, some by faith, and some simply struggling to survive. Beginning at Herta Space Station, a transmigrated Saiyan would start a brand-new journey through the stars. “So let me get this straight. You lost your memories and don’t remember what you used to do. You fight with a magical staff. You travel across the universe collecting special orbs, because otherwise the world might be destroyed. And at the same time, you’ve caught the attention of a God of Destruction… Doesn’t that just make you Kakarot? GT, right?” —Potart “Huh?” —Stelle ................... The synopsis is weak, I know. This is a Dragon Ball × Honkai: Star Rail fanfiction. In short, it is the story of a custom player-made Saiyan from the Super Dragon Ball Heroes side getting transported into another world. Just read it for fun—there is no need to take the power-scaling too seriously.

After repairing Singularities, pruning Lostbelts, and losing his memories in what felt like a dream’s ending, Fujimaru Ritsuka enrolled at the Clock Tower. Across every major department of magecraft, people were speculating about the newcomer who had been granted the rank of Cause before he had even properly started school. Just who was this guy? Before he could even adapt to academy life, the Clock Tower assigned him to participate in the Holy Grail War soon to be held in Snowfield City... The amnesiac Master of Chaldea had no idea that, on the night before the Holy Grail War’s summoning ritual, the Throne of Heroes was already packed to bursting with every sort of Beast, Divine Spirit, and godly incarnation, all fighting to be chosen. “Hey, hey, hey! Who even are you people?! Stop charging at me demanding a contract while yelling things like friendship and love!” Alternate titles: Kids, Look Who I Brought to the Holy Grail War No Idea. Humanity Said It Wanted to Sit in a Wheelchair, So I Came Along

Good news: I got isekai’d—and I even have demigod blood. Bad news: I’m the Moonlit World’s Heracles. Zeus’s bastard son. Hera’s curse. A doomed start from the opening move. At this rate, I’m going to become the Type-Moon universe’s number-one jobber. Fortunately, the timeline is still early. The account has just been created, and the Trials have yet to arrive. Ian prepares to carefully plan out his life as a demigod. This time, he absolutely refuses to become “Sea-Herc”! First: Hera is actually easy to coax, and Athena is just as gentle. Both of them are goddesses who can become mother figures. Second: Human virtue is important, but necessary wickedness is equally indispensable. If they cannot be moved, then burn them to ash. Third: Rather than kill the Nemean Lion, why not tame it and make it your companion? Fourth: The Hydra is the daughter of Typhon. Killing her is not the only way to stop her from doing evil. Fifth: To hunt the hind of Mount Ceryneia, you can always ask your big sister Artemis for help. …… Ascend to the constellation of Hercules, and become the perfect God of Strength. Bearing the Twelve Trials with him, he steps onto the battlefield of the Holy Grail War. The moment Ian appears, he raises the lion-headed sword. “Who else wants to mock Herc now?”

“What do you mean Tokai Teio broke her leg four times and still hasn’t debuted?” “What do you mean I have to take Urara to the Arima Kinen and go up against Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross?!” “What do you mean Symboli Rudolf won’t let me sign on as a trainer?!!” After surviving one spectacularly chaotic twenty-four hours, Nakajima Shin finally managed to get some sleep. The moment he woke up, a chime rang inside his head. [Don’t be scared, kid. I’m here to save you.] “A system?” [That’s right. The Horse Girl Training System has made its grand entrance!] “What can you do?” [Ever played the Deserted Island scenario? Five Speed cards and one Friend card. Crush the entire field.] “Holy shit, that’s a cheat!” [A cheat? You call this a cheat? Don’t you use support cards when raising horse girls?!] [If you don’t bring cards, Cygames won’t even let you start the game!!!] [Enough talk. Take your support cards and go raise your horse girls!] A few months later, at Nakayama Racecourse, Nakajima Shin watched Urara enter the gate and suddenly slammed down a support card. “The only reason my trainee made it this far is because of my hard work and sweat!” “Support card—boost her stats!”

After Trust Reached 1000, the Operators Started Acting Weird After raising every operator’s Trust to 1000%, Su Xia suddenly found herself transported to Terra—and became the Doctor she had always played as. The problem was: after inheriting their in-game 1000% Trust toward her, why had all the operators started acting so strange? Myrtle: “Guys, anyone got pics of the Doctor?” Ptilopsis: “Please select tags to search.” Myrtle: “Buff Doctor, petite Durin.” Gavial: “What? That spicy?!” Platinum: “Then hurry up and post it so we can all properly criticize it.” Closure: “Sorry to interrupt, but when the Doctor went to the medical department for a checkup today, I secretly took a few photos. Oh, right, some examinations require removing—” Blaze: “Post them. Let everyone have a look.” Su Xia: “Stop driving to the barber shop!”

“I once saved Saint Jeanne d’Arc, rebuilt the Frankish Empire, restored the lands of the Carolingians, and stood shoulder to shoulder with Charlemagne.” “I once drew the Holy Sword, broke the Scourge of God, and became the guardian of all Europe.” “I once walked alongside the King of Knights, defeated the White Dragon and the vile king Vortigern, and witnessed the King of Knights’ beginning and end.” “And now you’re telling me I have to fight in this lousy Holy Grail War?” So spoke Gawain— Emperor of the Franks. Restorer of the Carolingian realm. Paladin. Wielder of the Holy Sword.

At sixteen, transmigrator Li Qingyun is informed that he has a fiancée in Japan: Alice Kuonji. After activating his Magic Circuits, he awakens a pair of Mystic Eyes known as Mooncell. Through these eyes, he observes the world line of FGO. To prevent the world from being destroyed by Marisbury’s little scheme, Li Qingyun decides to solve the problem at its source. He will build an entirely new world of magecraft. Is mystery doomed to decline because of scientific progress? Are technology and mystery therefore opposed? Nonsense. Advanced technology is the foremost productive force. The fusion of technology and mystery is the inevitable destiny of magecraft. Ever heard of personal spiritron calculation terminals? No matter how foolish a person may be, surely they can still learn to use magecraft with one of those. “When the gate to the Root stood before me, I chose to refuse it. I wanted to lead everyone there together.” He simulates and constructs Lostbelts. He seizes authority from the King of the Moon. He cooperates with the great god Zeus for mutual benefit. He witnesses the end of the gods and beholds the disappearance of the fairy sisters. Seven days later, he is reborn upon the cross. The one standing before you is— The highest authority holder of Mooncell. The founder of the lunar city. The Hayekian incarnation who seizes wealth. The Clock Tower’s prodigious skip-level master. A legendary employee of the Bureau of Mystic Cadaver Dissection. The fastest Grand-rank legend. Lord of the Department of Modern Magecraft. An aberration in the eyes of magi. A Son of God in the mouths of the Holy Church. And the man Alice Kuonji loves.

There once existed a cursed spirit born from humanity’s negative emotions toward other humans. She looked innocent and pure, yet beneath that harmless exterior lay a cunning, reckless nature. She was extraordinarily dangerous, and her cursed technique, Idle Transfiguration, allowed her to attack the soul itself with ease. She loved doing whatever she pleased. She once turned Megumi Fushiguro into a girl, transformed Aoi Todo into an eighteen-armed arhat, and even turned the disaster curses into magical girls… leaving almost everyone with lasting psychological trauma. And yet, in the end, not even Yuji Itadori could truly hate her. Because when a terrifying calamity and an overwhelming enemy appeared, she was the one who stepped forward, sacrificing herself to save everyone. “Ahaha… don’t be sad… A cursed spirit born from humans… of course I love humans the most…” Hehe. Just kidding. All of that only happened because a certain transmigrator who became Mahito didn’t want to get spawn-camped by the Tiger Emperor Yuji.

After maliciously farming merit points, Su Changge activated the [Boundless Merit System]. In order to atone for his sins, he had to perform good deeds and acts of kindness, repaying his karmic debt lest he fall into Avīci Hell. But when he discovered that the [Utterly Wicked System] had activated as well, everything he did started to take a very strange turn. He told Ganyu that he was Keqing’s fiancé. He told Keqing that he was Ganyu’s fiancé. He told Cloud Retainer that he was the fiancé of both Ganyu and Keqing. He promoted a “Collect Five Blessings and Split Five Hundred Million Mora” campaign across Liyue, claiming that everyone would get a share of the money. He launched a Pinduoduo-style “Help Me Slash the Price and Get a Free Artifact” event: If you’re my bro, come help me cut one more time. Was Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s business doing poorly? Then he would simply fake his own death to boost Hu Tao’s performance numbers—only to sit up during the cremation and scare her half to death. Shenhe had suffered a tragic fate and a miserable childhood? Then he would adopt her as his daughter and let her experience the warmth of fatherly love. Teyvat— Your Sun Xiaochuan has returned!

“Congratulations, Host. You have turned sixteen. The Ultimate Gourmet Hunter System is now active!” “Mission: Hunt down a pack of Bandit Dogs—creatures that appear in groups and specialize in snatching ingredients others have already obtained.” “Are you sure these things are Bandit Hyenas?” Charlotte, who had transmigrated into the world of DanMachi, stared at the monsters in front of him: short, dark-green-skinned goblins waving wooden clubs. At that moment, he suddenly realized something. His system might be seriously broken. “Mission: Capture a Cheese Rabbit and cook its steak into charcoal-grilled rabbit chops.” “Mission: Capture a Jewel Snow Crab.” “Mission: Cook a gourmet meal and share it with your companions.” A certain illegally well-endowed little-girl goddess said with a bitter expression, “When Charlotte says it’s delicious, don’t believe him. When he says it tastes bad, don’t argue.” The useless elf said, “He’s a reliable companion, but absolutely not a qualified cook.” Lefiya said, “You never know which will come first: tomorrow or an accident. But if you eat the food Charlotte cooks…” “You definitely won’t live to see tomorrow!”

[Not a smut story] [Simulation] [Honkai: Star Rail] [Path Lunatics] Other people’s Honkai: Star Rail simulators were all lighthearted comedy, romance, and little slices of everyday life. At the very least, their simulations still revolved around the playable characters from Honkai: Star Rail. But him? Bai Ge stared at his own simulator. [When you return to the village after going out fishing at night…] [You see that everyone has departed for heaven in their sleep…] [At last, you see the woman who came again kneeling at the entrance of your village, praying toward it.] [She says: May death end your suffering in reality…]

He was in the world of Honkai: Star Rail. He had obtained a Honkai Counterattack System. But the “Honkai” in question was the one from Honkai Impact 3rd. After opening your eyes once more, a new civilization has risen from the scorched earth of the old. Relying on memories from your previous life, you vaguely recall that a girl named Bronya played an extremely important role in humanity’s struggle against the Honkai. As one of the Previous Era’s top combatants, you decide to find this girl and personally train her. And the first step toward taking her as your disciple is to have a friendly exchange with her. Objective: Have a friendly exchange with Bronya. Reward: Strength +1 Su Shixiu, an IPC employee at rank P45, silently turned his gaze toward a planet known as Jarilo-VI. A counterpart Bronya was still Bronya, right? At first, Su Shixiu believed that with such a brilliant protégé in hand, he would one day speedrun his promotion to P46 and charge straight toward P47. But as time went on, he gradually began to sense that something was not quite right. This is not a counterattack against the Honkai. This is reliving it firsthand. And as the Valkyries began hunting him down across worlds, a bead of cold sweat slowly formed on Su Shixiu’s forehead. “Bronya, listen, let me explain…” “Which Bronya are you talking to?”

Just as the Fourth Holy Grail War of the Type-Moon world begins, a projection screen suddenly appears over Fuyuki City. While Servants and Masters alike stare up in confusion, the Type-Moon Dark History Livestream begins! Olga Marie: “What do you mean, my biological father is my father?” Arcueid: “Oh my gosh~~ Is that Lady Ciel?” Illya: “Berserker isn’t the strongest? He’s useless at sea?” Tezcatlipoca: “Wooo~~ yeahhh!!!!!”

Kal’tsit: “Kiryu↗ Sen↘to↗! Why were you able to remember that formula in the face of a Catastrophe? Why did you possess command ability the moment you awakened? Why are you immune to Oripathy? There is only one answer— Kiryu↗ Sen↘to↗! You are the Evil Spirit of Babel—Takumi Katsuragi!” Sento: “…………Kal’tsit, you damn cryptic riddle-speaker!” And thus, without warning, she was branded a riddle-speaker! The sequel to Kamen Rider Build— Arknights Build—now proudly begins serialization!

[Persona 4 fanfiction. No prior knowledge of the original is required to read.] [Male protagonist harem. Mostly slice-of-life. Author has a completed 3-million-character work.] My name is Tohru Adachi. I’m twenty-seven years old, and I work at the Inaba Police Department. I have no friends and no hobbies. My only idea of entertainment is drinking beer late at night when it rains, watching TV and looking for something to laugh at. This boring backwater town gives you nothing but trouble. It offers you nothing, and there’s nothing here worth wanting. It’s rotten to the core. My life, too, would probably end up like a forgotten cabbage left in some corner, slowly rotting away… or so I thought. Until that annoying brat showed up. He has a whole group of friends, always crowding around him as he does whatever he wants all over town. He has all kinds of hobbies too. Fishing king, forming a band, taking on eating challenges… But don’t get the wrong idea. He doesn’t have any real talent. He’s just an ordinary high school student. Fine, I’ll admit his charm is maybe a tiny bit above average. He’s good at winning people over. His little sister at home, the girls at school, the older women he meets at his part-time jobs—even old ladies like him. Even men can’t resist his charm. Of course, none of that has anything to do with me. Wait a second… What do you mean I’m one of his romance targets too?!

Tags: Yuri, includes elements of lifelong regret Shi Yujiu has no desire to get involved with other horse girls. Especially because whenever she gets close to someone, she somehow ends up turned into the “supporting friend” role and gets dragged off into training with them. Her roommate is Satono Crown, her class leader is Narita Top Road, and even her teammate Twin Turbo keeps getting wrapped up with her... Before long, horse girls are surrounding her from every direction. “How annoying. Training’s over, so let’s just say goodbye.” With that, the girl leaps straight into the water. The author is bad at writing summaries. The story will alternate between one volume of reality-based romantic comedy and one volume of scenario-style tragedy filled with lasting regret.